This pic goes from uncanny to cute to unsettling and back around again (I love it)

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Dem strategy needs more Reagan from this Onion bit

genuinely stupid, middle management is a hard hard job, and the glue of companies. Any exec (or IC) who thinks this is a bullshit job is, charitably, not paying attention to how companies actually operate

if Tim Curry had only blessed us with this speech it would have been enough, but he has given us so much more

Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown. I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up

LeBron does not get enough flowers for calling Trump a bum

I'm very hard on the broader Internet these days but the fact that someone thought of this extremely niche content, made it, and I saw it reminds me there's still magic here also RIP James Avery

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Looks we love

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

LMAO at her trying not to lose it

Me in 2001: the Internet is so fun! I wish it were more popular and mainstream, so I didn't feel like such an outsider for spending so much time on it the rest of my life: unlimited monkey paws curling

they fucking Legolas and gimli'ed the Anglican church?????

Tech too, extremely

Damn lol a decade of this and we might see AIs trained on proper production code (at least for small-scale companies)

kind of a nascent baby take (so it goes on this site), but a friend of mine observed that Coachella's lineup has never been much DJs/electronic, but now it's about 30%? and I think it might be generational? like "analog talent" is too high a wall; if you want young artists, you need DJs

We all have days like this

no this is amazing. in their own analogy it’s “step 1: you get something that probably doesn’t work and is likely to kill someone. Step 2: do the same amount of work you would anyway without having endangering people. Step 3: step 1 added nothing to the end result.”

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

www.foxla.com/news/pete-he... Compare this struggle meal to Hegseth's recent $93 billion splurge on lobster, king crab, pianos, etc.

I would consider myself more skeptic than outright hater, but my sincere belief is that this is going to happen a lot more for the next decade or so

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

10+ years of tracking biometric data has led me to the stunning insight that I feel better on days I don’t work

www.youtube.com/shorts/m9d29... She 3d-printed a Hornet head for an umbrella

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

And yet they must report this bad news to the king.

BATMAN RETURNS ASPECT 1992 GAME GEAR

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

the average is going up. what's your problem? are you an idiot who doesn't understand statistics? can't you see what the graph is showing ? simpson's paradox? i only watched family guy, but i don't see what your point is

if you have ten people, five are paid a dollar, five are paid a hundred dollars, and one is paid a million, then the median is 100 dollars perhaps less obviously, those five people earning a dollar are lying about being poor. now if you'll turn your textbook to the laffer curve,

I was in NYC tech at the time but I recognize everyone in this story

One consequence of the Outer Wilds playthrough is I considered learning the harmonica again (likely won't, but was a fun 30 minutes of fantasy)

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy: There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

I'm cooking more vegan recently and it's great and tasty and I'm feeling good but until the gut biome adjusts it's a fair bit of farting

The peril of laziness lost bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/04/12/t...

Your post about the World's Longest Press Release appeared like this in my feed.

Someone please tell all my friends still on Twitter 🙃

RIP NYC's rats and the iconic piles of garbage

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.