seeing Cannibal Corpse’s I Cum Blood in the credits had me howling

Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Steve Rogers tonight.

Thursday nights at 8 p.m. ET, all summer long! You can watch the first full episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnz6...

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

InfoWars is dropping some crazy news right now!!! 10 triple burgers!!!!!

90 minutes to InfoWars. There is a very special caller in this week's episode of Emergency! With Tim Heidecker. Hope you recognize him.

i’m sorry… did you say Skeletor!?

This is a beautiful thing. These shelter dogs get to pick their own toys.

MacFarlane: You have a smell that's emanating now that is reminiscent of a high school locker room. You have a police force and National Guard presence that is profound. It's like a jewel heist from the muppet caper is going to happen. It seems to be a misappropriation of resources.

sounds like it’s a great time to be a criminal in Oklahoma right now.

Anyone who says "Data centres create jobs" has never been in an actual data centre. I've been in ones where the only people working was the security guard. They're computers, not children, they generally don't need baby sitting.

That's right.

Can’t help but notice all the people who said Obama would desecrate the White House with Escalades and rap music on the South Lawn are absolutely loving this UFC fight on the South Lawn. Probably just a coincidence.

look at this guy, with the audacity to make promises and then follow through. NYC definitely picked the right guy, and he’s going to leave the city better than he found it (i’m not a new yorker, just an outside observer. love visiting that city and glad he’s in charge)

19th *that we know of*

Nappy time

when Heath Ledger was announced as being cast as the Joker in The Dark Knight, i was sure it was going to be terrible. i was so happy to be wrong, and i purchased a ticket to see it again later that opening weekend

Perfect. Thank you, Governor Hochul.

HEY KID!!! You wanna sing at my Freedom 250™️ rally?

To be fair, he really needs daytime rest after being up all night posting fantasy A-I images of himself on "Truth" Social, as all presidents do.

we all know this to the point of exhaustion, but this man is a fucking lunatic and our entire political infrastructure that allows him to remain in power is utterly broken

Masters of the Universe (2026) was a blast. the cast was great, the soundtrack/ score was perfect, and above all else the film didn’t take itself seriously. i can’t wait to see it again 💪

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Yeah we gotta regulate this shit immediately.

He's gonna lose it.

it seems like i am in the minority here, but i found season 3 of Euphoria to be be best of them. Seeing all the characters in the early part of their adult lives without the safety nets of high school and parents, and seeing their choices and the consequences. this season was powerful.

To turn off the "feature" in Windows 10/11 where AI trains on everything you type, go to Settings, Time and Language, Language, Spelling typing & keyboard settings, Typing Insights, then TURN IT OFF.

Napalm Death is one of those bands that are vastly superior live than any recording. i don’t know how many times i’ve even them, but tonight’s show was awesome as always.

If you don't like super hero movies then don't watch them.

and to think - we here in america could have lead the way. just imagine how different our power grid could have been if we had taken the 70s gas crisis seriously.

BREAKING: Beloved music icons Zack Attack have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

My latest posted cartoon.

I notice that American officials aren't telling this to AMERICANS. 😡 #WakeUpMAGA #Iran #PromotionalPresident #TrumpLies

Is Iran Biden’s Katrina?

It’s now 6 artists who have pulled out of Freedom 250. Morris Day and the Time Milli Vanilli The Commodores Martina McBride Young MC C+C Music Factory

It’s interesting watching the people who absolutely love it when Trump calls female reporters “piggy” or “fucking bitches” clutch their pearls and cry because someone called Stephen Miller an ugly fuck.

MAD magazine knew the Truth in 1991

Morris Day and The Time responds: "Contrary to rumor, Morris Day & The Time will not be performing at the 'Great American State Fair.'"

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

Oh man. Longtime Fantastic Fest goers will know Yoshihiro's work well, as he was one of the minds behind Sushi Typhoon & the Japan Extreme movement. MACHINE GIRL, TOKYO GORE POLICE, VAMPIRE GIRL VS FRANKENSTEIN GIRL, MUTANT GIRLS SQUAD, and, well, HELLDRIVER. Dude was a force of nature. RIP my man.

Donald Trump is now responsible for 28% of the US national debt. That's $11 trillion. In 250 years of American history, no president has added more. That's not an opinion. It's math.

Happy Orthodox Star Wars Day to all who celebrate. The movie that changed movies forever is 49 years old today!

Tells you everything..... #UnitedStatesofZi0n #EpsteinFiles #ThiefTrump #WeSeeYouP4edo #DonnyDump 💩

Donald Trump is a welfare queen.

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count