My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

The Weed That Makes You Gay (uncut, unspaced)

Mental health tip! 🙏 If you're having a bad day; try sticking your dick in someone. If you dont have a dick, try asking someone to stick their dick in you. Follow for more mental health advice ✨️

So much space for you and your buddies to kiss, slap, rest on, or worship 🤭

@dizzzypup.being.dog take note 🙂‍↕️

Hello! After an entire year, I finally finished working on this animation! And apologies for being silent for long periods of time recently, but I was completely locked in😁 It should premiere this coming Friday, 2:00 PM PST. More details in the video link below 👍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_9...

This exercise is SO GOOD. Do it with your friends. Do it with play partners!

Going from Locktober to No Nut November be like

Did I win Drag Bingo last night? No. But did I get the number of the handsome Colombian fellow I flirted with in-line for the toilets? Also no. But did the attractive big bootied Englishman who kept looking over at me all night come say hi and make out with me? No 🫠 I did get midnight burger king

Today’s poem: Heather Christle, “The Running of Several Simulations at Once May Lead to Murky Data” #lunchpoems

There's a lot of things to talk about (both good and bad) regarding The Wheel of Time and it's relationship to gender and sex and sexuality but the Poly representation from these books from the 90's is actually pretty good AND has led to one of the greatest memes I've ever seen, that being.

Every. Time.

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If you see this, post an anime you love.

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We now go live to Andrew Cuomo for his concession speech.

Every day God tests me by making all the most beautiful and easily hypnotisable men live on the other side of the planet 🥺

Spent my lunchbreak basking in a sunbeam and eating pasta 🥰 Good Afternoon friends

If you use the YouTube app on your phone and are sick of ads I highly reccomend downloading Brave and just watching it through that. 0 ad experience for free ✨️

#Daggerheart is an absolute delight btw. Character creation is smooth and super customisable; I love the Hope/Fear economy. There's some trip ups in combat that do get smoothed over once your table get used to it. It's just got impeccably good diverse vibes!

Pork dumpling and noodle soup for Daggerheart day 🤤

I just hypnotised the cutest muscle-pup and now I need to go jerk off to the thought of him mindlessly sucking my dick 😵‍💫

Go show some love and support to this charming guy!

If you don't tell a muscle boy how big his muscles look every couple of hours they will cry (and then go back to the gym to get bigger hoping you'll notice next time). subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

If cardio is the exercise that helps you prevent death then why does it feel like im dying

Funny, insightful, soul-shaking. Genuinely one of the most well-written articles i've seen in awhile.

I hope you have a wonderful day 🥰

She was right

As the wave of conservatives invade bluesky over these next few days, upset that we didn't just stay on X and "have to listen to them".... I remind you once again. Don't reply. Don't retweet. Don't engage with them at all. Drop them into the block void and move on. They WANT engagement.

I'm not always up for #fcf but when I am... 🔥😈

gay health influencer voice: This is my new cardio exercise called "running while screaming and crying like you're being chased by a murderer" it really opens up your lung capacity and is a fun way to get the community involved in fitness this Halloween 🎃

Regaining confidence by taking shirtless pictures and fighting through the cringe.

Its alright if you're feeling a little low or uninspired. We all get like that. Drink some water, have a shower, and try again tomorrow ❤️💫

Turn off that silly mind of yours and think with your big dumb dick. No reason to let your pesky thoughts get in the way of the attention your dick deserves, so let your joystick take control for a while~

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

I may have just screamed FUCK loud enough to wake the neighbours when Typhon killed me in his last phase 🙃

Today is a perfect day to realise how much you love hypnosis 🌀

The first nut was for him but the SECOND nut, that ones for me

Proof of life

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words. The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

It is a high holy day

Also, go play Sayonara Wild Hearts 💜🏍🗡🃏

Even just a few years ago I would need a trainer or a friend to force myself to exercise. Progress looks different for everyone, but for me just being able to beat my executive dysfunction and drive myself to the gym is something im proud of. It's never too late to start, or begin again ✌️💫❤️

My office skills include taking selfies mid meeting while pretending to pay attention

Welp, time to rewatch Young Justice for the 100th time.

Between my most beloved boy visiting, a dear friends bachelors party, AND visits from some of my fave international friends, it's been an incredible few weeks. My heart feels warm and I am so happy and grateful that I have so many wonderful people in my life who I love and who love me back 🫂❤️

Reporting in for Tummy Tuesday 🥩

THE PILOT IS OUT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE?...