"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

The prototype version of Mario Artist: Paint Studio contains empty, "liminal" versions of Mario Kart 64 renders.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Sleepytime Tea Bear!

Tom Kane is a voice acting legend with hundreds of credits throughout his career, but to honor his legacy, let's follow the guiding words that he gave us in the Magic Kingdom's Happily Ever After.

Oh my god, I think my dick broke. Who cares what you think? YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS!

DAMN. RIP voice actor extaordinaire Tom Kane, voice of Professor Utonium, Mr. Herriman, Darwin Thornberry, Yoda in the Clone Wars series, and of course... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUHT...

Had NO idea the insane range and iconic characters played by Tom Kane. Rest in peace. youtube.com/shorts/Smwc5...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gOuT... Fuck. RIP Tom Kane.

Devastated to hear that Tom Kane has passed away. Sending my love to his family. He voiced so much of my childhood and left such an important mark on Star Wars. He will be missed ❤️

I know Death is a band but this is the most ominous YouTube video title I’ve ever seen

New Rock Band customs! Variety singles, Blues Rock 01 and Melodeath 01 #rockband #rockband3 #rb3 #rockbandcustoms #rbcustoms www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tT1...

Fatphobia in medicine is wild because what do you mean it’s a preferable psychiatric treatment outcome if I’m slightly thinner but feel aimless and disaffected by life than it is that I’m slightly less thin but have any sense of purpose to existing?

Media should be reporting on ICE Gestapo and what's happening in their concentration camps Every fucking day..

This Chuck E Cheese punk rock video having him sing vocals into an SM57 is too authentic I love it.

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Adam have you considered the possibility that maybe most "white liberals" simply don't want to talk about climate change with YOU? I for one would seriously rather feed my scrotum into a semi-functional wood chipper than talk to Adam McKay about climate change for five minutes.

Holy Speakonia

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Doctor!

Name your favorite alien

found on facebook

social media was a mistake

For the first time since A Muppet Family Christmas in 1987, we get to see Elmo, Kermit, Piggy, Cookie Monster, Animal, Statler, and Waldorf all together! youtu.be/vijhodcfpx0?...

TAKE criticism? Are you fucking kidding me dude? Every last "Disney Adult" I know can't fucking STOP criticizing Disney! See, this is the problem: y'all are criticizing "Disney Adults" for what we aren't. Please either get to know us in good faith, or leave us alone.

Moon Child is apparently canon to the Barneyverse and has been for almost 40 years

Telly on tuba #MuppetationalMay

Quote-skeet with the doctor you’d trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending

Your timeline deserves a nice positive cleanse, and I know the perfect thing that can cheer you up: We're getting a Weird Al Broadway musical! deadline.com/2026/05/weir...

Vera Drew recognizing Clown TV and sharing @wesleybout.bsky.social’s video on it was not on my 2026 bingo card

"ha ha, this person is mad about the lady trying to eliminate them and others like them's book series and wants to be called by prefered pronouns" isn't a real joke. that's literally the first "joke" in the Scary Movie 6 trailer

Kickstarter officially banning adult content now. Knew this was coming, but it still sucks to have yet another part of the internet that I've been explicitly evicted from. Digital gentrification is exhausting.

kamala straight-up called trump a fascist you twit

We don't talk nearly enough about the fact that when Roger Ebert reviewed The Phantom Menace, he pronounced Jar-Jar as "Zhar-Zhar," like Zsa-Zsa Gabor.

Make Kermit's mother happy! BUY THE MUPPET SHOW! #MuppetationalMay

I swear to God only a mass-brainwashing campaign of some sort would make SO many people think filling in some circles on a ballot every couple years is SUUUUUCH an unfathomable imposition. Do you have a nervous breakdown whenever you fill in circles at the doctor or the DMV you fucking child?

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS!!!!! LOOK AT SANTA CHERRY!!! And the details of the chainsaw, the motion lines, the lighting and shading, IT’S SO GOOD!!!! THANK YOU!!!

Welp. That’s it for Ted. A lot of us owe our careers to Ted. It was a nice company to work for in the early days when you basically had 1 or 2 people in succession to him. He used to conduct quarterly meetings with all networks. When you first worked there, that was a big thing.

Look, Ted Turner was an enemy of Vince McMahon. That’s worth something in my book.

Uh-uh. We gotta ban this bullshit. AI testimonials are inherently manipulative. Retweet please.

the Hatbox Toast

actor: there's something to offend everyone in Scary Movie 6. director: yeah, we don't care who we offend! we won't apologize. interviewer: yes but is it funny? <crickets>