No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

I'm still a bit away from making sure this bill is paid off. Again, anything helps!

Hey yall, I hate to do this again but I was hit with a big credit card bill I had to pay off with next to nothing in my bank account, and I don’t get paid until the beginning of December. Please help if you can! #mutualaid Venmo: Tyler-Green-216 CashApp: $TylerFG96

Upon seeing Laughing Hearse Entertainment (the company responsible for "The Mask: Gone Viral") share another AI post promoting the movie and deleting comments calling them out despite "promising" to do better, I have decided to cut ties with them.

At the risk of being labeled a "shitlib" or a "genocide enabler," I'm just not convinced that Kamala Harris would've angrily demanded the death penalty for any elected official who says that the military shouldn't obey illegal orders.

A movie that takes place where you are from

People talk about eugenics being morally wrong and we're right to do so but a thing I think gets overlooked is eugenics is also unscientific - genes simply don't work the way eugenicists think. Even if eugenics was morally good it still wouldn't work, and even if it worked it would still be wrong.

"serving my time" isn't a real thing in this country. this place operates on the basis of once a criminal, always a criminal. every crime carries a life sentence. if you committed a crime at any stage of your life, you arent allowed to be part of society. ever.

Hey yall, I hate to do this again but I was hit with a big credit card bill I had to pay off with next to nothing in my bank account, and I don’t get paid until the beginning of December. Please help if you can! #mutualaid Venmo: Tyler-Green-216 CashApp: $TylerFG96

call her Bobby Pickett the way she mash my monster

Please share widely

Every single image I have ever seen of Graham Linehan looks like he goes around most of his day getting his ass kicked by a sailor who eats spinach.

Les Lye of “You Can’t Do That on Television” fame was born on this day 101 years ago.

MTG is not a friend or ally. She’s an extremist…a racist antisemite. She harrassed children impacted by gun violence. She’s dangerous.

Arthur (Series, 1996 - 2022)

"A middle ground" for people's careers being made non-existent

Beyond all this, Monica Lewinski has turned the shitstorm that comes with being a public relations punching bag for the world's most powerful man into a platform from which she has supported and uplifted countless other women. Monica Lewinski is a hero, and everyone needs to get off her lawn.

Same. Leslie Lee was super supportive. I’ve been a fan for a really long time so it meant so much when he reached out and lent a hand. Incredibly sad, will miss him.

Lotta MTG sounding almost reasonable going around today, so before anyone starts truly pondering the possibilities, please make sure THIS clip from the interview gets around, too

Another nazi charged with child sex abuse after authorities find his cache of child sex abuse material. Story: globalextremism.org/post/founder... Our list of over 100 far-right creeps who also have a documented sexual interest in children: antifainternational.tumblr.com/post/1700458...

Damn, RIP Hilly Michaels. Tremendous drummer, especially his work with Sparks in the 70s, and wildly underrated as a solo artist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcad...

Forgot to mention this yesterday, but a friendly reminder that Burger King and SpongeBob have had collabs since 2001, way before Hillenburg passed away. The recent announcement is nothing new.

Y'know, I'm not sure we millennials actually have any fucking right to complain about Gen-Z and Gen Alpha "brain rot." www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4R8...

Happy birthday to Dana Snyder, voice of Scratch!

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

For there to be justice – in this case, the faint hope of impeaching and removing a president credibly implicated in child-sex trafficking – *elites must betray elites*. Powerful men (and they are men, let’s be real here) must find in themselves an incentive to be traitors to their class.

The Hazbin Hotel end credits music after the most harrowing episode of TV you’ve ever fucking seen:

Do you ever wish you could cast a magic spell on people who harass you online that forces them against their will to scream all their nastiest, angriest posts at the top of their lungs on all their future job interviews and dates? Just me?

It's interesting that so many of the exact same leftists on this site who wouldn't stop shitting on Biden are now angry at the Dems for caving on the ACA subsidies...that only exist because of Biden. Maybe more of them should've voted for Harris or something.

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.

Cause we've been doing this for 15 years now. Nobody at Pixar ever said Toy Story 3 was gonna be the last one. Nobody at Pixar ever said Toy Story 4 was gonna be the last one either. Andrew Stanton pitched 4 before 3 was even finished. Please stop with this "They originally stopped at 3." shit.

She smiles and says, "I will always love you."

Working on a I.C.E. kidnap case right now—2 sons, whose mother called on me. It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op. No warrant—just pure cooperation. Stay woke, y’all. Waymo is I.C.E.

Ah, you know what? Let's kill each-other. (stab) Ow!

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By all means, do whatever you can to primary the eight Democrats who caved. Hell, primary Schumer too. But if you're seriously blaming the ENTIRE Democratic party for the actions of literally less than a fifth of the Dems currently serving in the US Senate, you've completely lost the plot.

Share the shit outta this. This person is an awful acephobe who thinks r*pe is a way of correcting being ace. And ridiculed many artists and writers on a public forum.

Absolutely gross that these people think they can just waltz back in like we’ve forgotten their disgusting behaviour.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Apparently Neopets has become the most recent victim of the gaze of L*bsOfTiktok and let me tell you as someone who was a child in the early 2000s “Neopets moral panic” is the biggest recession indicator imaginable

Day 3: $15/450. Please help if you can.

OH NO

Turns out getting hit by a snowplow either makes you racist or accentuates your racism

gomez really said

AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO

The Mr. Beast theme park in Saudi Arabia, you say. *Sound of me starting the clock*