about to get stoned to the bone and piss myself over silent hill f

minding my business but in a nosy way

I don’t need a bot to tell me my vibe is rancid bitch

no offense playboy but you strike me as the type that doesn’t know the difference between a bog and a swamp

listening to the new ethel cain release on repeat like im bound by legal contract

Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!

anyways bring her back was so sad and rocked so hard that I almost passed out in the theater

today a customer asked me if my full name is joshua or if it’s just josh as if my parents are deranged and i’m some kind of barbarian

Having a sick day as an adult is kinda like… well what now?

I love to stay up late and make impulse purchases

"banger" I whisper to myself after listening to the same song 47 times in a row

“turn your passion into a career” my passion is not working

this fat boy is tired mama

what kind of sorcery is stopping it from being Friday? because it should be Friday?

kinda want a patio beer and a chicken Caesar wrap

a hot dog hollers

Running full speed at a brick wall [romantic]

paneer vindaloo just brought me back to life

the thing about me is… I could really use a little nap right about now

have never felt less jovani in my life

ughhhh was so sleepy yesterday so naturally I slept like shit

it’s my favorite time of night (time for a night sprite™️ )

listening to eternal sunshine deluxe… I get it now

cover me in hoisin sauce

requesting a single room accommodation for this Vegas work trip… if they don’t approve I will jump from the balcony

April fools’ day is so meanspritied which is why it’s always been my favorite

The end is not nigh enough for my liking, tbqh.

It’s Monday again btw

what if I go off the deep end and just become a catboy? what then?

I’ve been diagnosed as un-fuckwithable

death of a unicorn turned me into a horse girl

happy hour: attended indian food: ordered Harriet the Spy and getting stoned with pals: underway

friend who I’ve been trying to hang with for so long asked to hang today and I had to say I couldn’t bc I was at WORK

Spring is coming with a corn dog in the mouth

I thought the apocalypse would be way cooler this is horrible

They listen and they don’t judge

the brotherly love on white lotus… the absolute buffoonery

an apple a day keeps the doctor gay or whatever

I WILL be leaving work early today and that’s on sissy boy Sunday

i’m up late tootin all over my apartment

Christina Aguilera at the Teen Choice Awards (1999) and Maria from Silent Hill 2 (2001)

FedEX: Your shipment is under attack ⚠️

pissed that I have to work 11-7 today and then I realized *i* volunteered to cover my sick employees shift

the way in which people have been pissing me off lately needs to be studied

want a dirty martini reallll bad

Dming gabby windey and asking if she wants to get cocktails and IV therapy together

still reeling from last nights survivor episode… I’m soooo 30 year old coded

neeeeed to finish s1 of severance so I can catch up on the current 😭

pouting bc i left my apricot redbull at work