I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know

My shrimp had babies

❤️‍🔥

I slept for 12 hours

Need to go to a Chinese buffet BAD

Gone but not fagatron

I was put on this earth to craft

Haven’t used my sewing machine since 2020 and I’m about to break it out to make my Halloween costume please watch this space

I’m having a couple almonds and chewing them really well

It’s Whimpering Wednesday

I am so happy to be back in Chicago

Do tops get paid more???

sooo happy to be going back to chicago tomorrow we had a good last day tho

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I love hotel showers 💦

Being back in philadelphia after 5 years is so weird because everything is the same but also so different it feels like a dream

Just disposed of my dead dad’s ashes with my siblings and let me tell you having a funeral for a man you all hate is WEIRD

Packing shrimp cocktail as a snack for our 13 hour drive tomorrow

Remember when vapes used to be called E-cigarettes

Me taking nudes: “Does this go crazy or is it regular?”

I love when Josh listens to his little podcasts and just walks around laughing to himself

I had such a good weekend I love gay people and roller coasters 🎢

The Spice Girls were right

I want to fly in a blimp

This is The Lord of the Rings rewatch weather

Every night Josh eats ice cream and then looks at me and says “I’m cold”

I want to be a morning person so bad

I miss when footlongs were still $5

Bring back studded belts

Need this Ashnikko album nowwww

Whenever I order fish by mail I imagine the package getting stolen and then the thief opening it and realizing they just stole 20 live shrimp

I went to one Market Days party and all I got was my *** ***

I think it’s possible to be too smart

I was out until 3AM and then I came home and made a poached egg

Breakfast sandwich tomorrow queen?

Boots tomorrow queen?

Me to my manager during my mid year review: “Do you listen to Slayyyter?”

Halloween parties are starting to get announced so I guess I should actually start planning a costume

Divaaaaa

I wish labubus weren’t so expensive and hard to get bc I rly want to cut them up and sew them together to make a frankenbubu

I love working from home bc I wouldn’t be able to dye my hair while working in an office and I love multitasking

I…..

Whoever creates spam emails is going to hell

Donkey Kong is way more fun that I expected tbh

I had a dream that I waved in the background of one of Josh’s work meetings and it got him fired lmao

Sorry but I did censor one

Idk they put pepper spray on the spicy ranch popcorn at Alamo or something

Need to start plotting how I’m going to get on a boat before the end of the summer

Just walked by a man as he said “I could eat that every day” and I’m assuming he was talking about me

I asked Josh what he thinks labubus would eat and he said “small animals”