Rupaul out of drag Fortnite skin

RIP to an icon 💔

One time in high school this kid told me if he ever saw me outside of school he was going to beat me up bc I’m gay but then he died

I have a note on my phone called “drafts” since we don’t have drafts here and every now and then I look at it and laugh

SOS I’m obsessed with the gingerbread cookies from Costco

I want to go to a mall ❤️

The last time I shaved my mustache was march 2015 so I’ve had one for over 10 years and that’s crazy to me

I want to be Hayley Williams when I grow up

One of us knows how you die and the other knows when you die

There’s something so special about Kesha celebrating the 15 year anniversary of Cannibal because the first time I met Josh was 2 months after it came out and he got in the car with my friends and I and we sang every word to the song Cannibal while he just sat there

I’m so sorry to anyone that ever sees me irl I have such bad facial blindness I will only recognize you by your dick pics 😕

We had layoffs on my team earlier this week and now the people that are left are doing the work of like…. 5 missing people lol can I have one of their salaries too???? Since I am doing more work????

I love having company but I am so happy to have our home to ourselves again! I’m exhausted!

My man 😘🥰

I am obsessed with my new daughter

Trimmed too close to the sun and now I need that Skims bush underwear

It’s piercing season what are we getting pierced 😵‍💫

Get you a man that can do both

I loooove making my man laugh it makes me feel like the funniest person on the planet like….

I found out that a close friend that ghosted me 3 years ago is mad about something that literally didn’t even happen and that’s so crazy to me

The amount of gummy worms we eat in this household is wild

Clowning around 🤡

Is Halloween 2025 the year of the clown costume?

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know

My shrimp had babies

I slept for 12 hours

Need to go to a Chinese buffet BAD

Gone but not fagatron

I was put on this earth to craft

Haven’t used my sewing machine since 2020 and I’m about to break it out to make my Halloween costume please watch this space

I’m having a couple almonds and chewing them really well

It’s Whimpering Wednesday

I am so happy to be back in Chicago

Do tops get paid more???

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I love hotel showers 💦

Being back in philadelphia after 5 years is so weird because everything is the same but also so different it feels like a dream

Just disposed of my dead dad’s ashes with my siblings and let me tell you having a funeral for a man you all hate is WEIRD

Packing shrimp cocktail as a snack for our 13 hour drive tomorrow

Remember when vapes used to be called E-cigarettes

Me taking nudes: “Does this go crazy or is it regular?”

I love when Josh listens to his little podcasts and just walks around laughing to himself

I had such a good weekend I love gay people and roller coasters 🎢

The Spice Girls were right

I want to fly in a blimp

This is The Lord of the Rings rewatch weather

Every night Josh eats ice cream and then looks at me and says “I’m cold”