alright good night you guys

groaning freaks to the front!

im a brand ambassador and you guys are just red lobster to me or microsoft to me man

what up yo

im gonna go seek the death that god allowed himself

i hate peggy so fucking much

replacing my teeth with whale baleen so i can extract all the delicious pulp from nasty orange juice

yall drink motrin?

guys the only thing that pulls its weight around here is my god damned truck!!!

im like peewi herman’s cousin on steroids ✌️

what is your teacher’s favorite homework

your guys scalps is not healthy at all your scalps is no good i see redness and irritation

sewr is going to bed which means it is a great time to start joking around/roughhousing

i am about to start acting out on here

you guys think im joking?

After I died I had my bones stripped of flesh and boiled and my skeleton mounted publicly in a fearsome pose by my pediatrician who ended up being my doctor for my whole life because I never went and found a regular adult doctor after I grew up because I didn’t feel like it!

places with a nature center usually have some cool birds outside tip for new birders

are you guys more like mickey mouse or are you minnie coded

thats just how i feel 🤷

fuck all of my illest homies 🖕

money trees is the perfect place for shade

do you guys live in burbank hollywood LA or california or are you just this famous from random ass circumstance

rejecting the devil propels me and allows me to jump higher reach high shelves etc

Hearsay bro. And hella tangential

bind my bones to twigs and stones affix them to the mountain

ur a bad mama jama

golgari coleslaw farm

Well its about time to leave anyway

how droll

ive got your little operation dead to rights, playboy

since you guys didnt show to my meet and greet at sunn o))) are you gonna be at the oklou show

every p in dr pepper stand for prenatal vitamins

our legacies

never knew this!

guys they want to lock me up and throw away the key

Bro let’s play goo-goo babies

my girlfriend right now she’s in tulsa oddly enough

wow this creature is mad interesting

😇😇😇 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS7k...

if you knew how wild style I’m about to go on pho tonight, you would pho-king arrest me lol. i mean you would pho queen arrest queen. and castle is my jail.

simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it

adding water to some salt

ummm did you guys eat my tiny ass peanut i was having for dinner 😅

guy who hangs all his food on his wall because it gives him a better idea of what all he has

The year 26 was 2000 years ago as of today. Congratulations to the year 26!