The kids are gonna be alright

Damn Bluesky don't let you subtly block somebody. They right in your face with it; "USER BLOCKED YOU CAUSE YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT." 😅

Is Rodri ok?

Phil with the curls 🥹🩵

Ah that was some bullshit.

Guys. Please go look up the AS Monaco coach's name. Do it now.

a grown man going around to college campuses to argue with teenagers is extremely lame

Samesies

"This look like money to you? Money be green!"

I GUFFAWED

Welp

Praise Him, because that is a BLESSING

No one should really be surprised by this. The man never had any substance.

everyday gets wilder and wilder

😭😭😭😭

I’m romance starved. The men are terrible at it.

Why would I do that Ted? When is the last time someone checked his hard drive?

I didn't feel great.

Autocorrect must be stopped! We agree that it’s out of control? I typed home and it turned it into honeymoon. HWHAT???

How does Jordan the Stallion know literally everybody? What is that man's job?

Pay close attention to who wants you to do The Reading and who only wants you to read their interpretation

Lmao oh man!

As I threw my pills into my mouth this morning, one of them fell. I searched but couldn't find it to know which pill to replace. Which means I am unsure if I took my prednisone. So yea this is how Monday is going.

Lanbi >>

😭😭😭😭

I just helped this girl get her debit card out the gas pump because her nails are too long. She gone say “I was just gone leave it. Ain’t enough money on there for all this.” 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂 Lawd I needed that laugh

Bye ashy!

Jamaal Lascelles is one fine fine man.

Dang Livramento ☹️

Translation: “Nothing.”

You should be scared lol. Have fun!

In my degree program, I have a statistics class upcoming that I'm looking forward to just for this very reason. The discipline of statistics can be a tool or a weapon

Was Trossard always this whinny??

Nick Pope on fire! Wow

Understanding statistics is the issue

Chile I am shooketh at how the commentator pronounces Woltemade. That's not even close to what I've been saying lmao

When he's from Louisiana and you know he gonna call you baby when y'all get to fussin:

Granny Smith poppin on a handstand.

11:11

need to see the rest of the fit tho

Dang Fulham.

A very apt encapsulation of that website.

Ya heard?

John Arias has such an interesting facial structure. I love looking at him lol

We shouldn’t be hosting any international function, IMO. Not the UN nor The Olympics. We are not a safe nation for immigrants/foreigners (including on LEGAL VISAS) so why in the world should be we be hosting anyone? If the UN lets us hosts they’ll be cow towing to a bully. For what?

I think I'll take a little nappy nap

Omg

No matter how much I believe in Sunderland, I need to go to the Newcastle bar for their derby.

When I tell you I can entertain myself for hours on end, I be doing stuff like this 🤣

Lmao