Miami's special teams - FG off the upright - allowed a blocked punt for a TD They should be up 17-10 right now

You almost have to play a perfect game to beat these MFs

Me as the husband:

Called it "CNN has just confirmed that the classified East Wing bunker - where Trump intends to permanently reside - will have a fully rebuilt command center and entire living quarters. He's building Bunker-a-Lago at taxpayer expense.: OP: www.threads.com/@brittainfor...

LMFAOOOOOOO double dates never go as planned we should stop them all

So lovely

ST. PAUL MAYOR: “We’ve received reports of ICE officers going door to door asking where the Asian people live… I myself have received advice to carry my passport with me because they may target me based on what I look like.”

Pro tip: If you are joking on your spouse in front of company. Make sure they’ve heard the joke before and find it funny too 💀

That car ride home was crucial

rollin down the strip on vogues...

Nothing is being taught in the homes. Actually, even worse a lot of nonsense and kewnery is being taught nowadays.

Me and you...yo mama and yo cousin too...

Pork

I don't think NBA fans have wrapped their heads around how bad this new 4-team format for the "All Star Game" is gonna be. It's a disaster and it will solve NONE of the supposed problems* that Silver and the league are saying it's supposed to fix. *the only actual problem is negativity in NBA media

I just want yall to see what the Bears mean to Black ass Chicago as Caleb landed that game tying touch down. lmaooo 😭🥹 My city is amazing even as traumatized as we are LMAO the most loyal mfkas on this planet. Loud, exciting, and in your face this really is CHICAGO

Streaming really was a game changer

I hope Bernice sues the Sonic rings out of them

Boudin, Wings, Bacon wrapped shrimp and Asparagus about to go crazy on this pit

The absolute accuracy of this.

1) another lazily willful attempt to misrepresent "defund the police" in the name of feel-good fuzzy-wuzzy posting! never change, white people. 2) pls point to the place on the map of history where we've ever had a decent, unproblematic, nonracist police force. quickly. like, right fucking now.

Acting like 2016 was the best year ever when this is the same year they voted that bitch into office is crazy. The was the beginning of the end.

The parents and the public can give him a longer and much more meaningful sentence. 😏

death not good enough

It's happening... Epstein files are being replaced by patriotism! Wag-The-Dog... and get some oil and oil firm endorsements too.

Someone needs to tell them! The grocery store was pretty damn WOKE to supply him with a handicap electric cart, along with a prime parking spot, ramp and an employee to bring him his cart

Did you vote for Make Argentina Great Again? Pedophiles? White House destruction? Big Dumb Bill increasing Healthcare costs & decreasing Life Expectancy? Abused minorities & understand Anti-DEI/Woke are Camouflaged Racism? Expensive Culture War against your own citizens? Rich Tax Breaks?

Death to sex offenders and child molesters 🙂‍↕️

America treats sexual abuse like a white collar crime. And we all know why, at this point…

Quit talking about Trump. Address everything, every issue to Miller and Vought. Make Trump irrelevant, his ego will not let him be out of the spotlight and you’ll see Miller and Vought removed and the rest of the administration collapse.

We're hurtling toward a scenario where active duty military are employed against the Minnesota national guard. None of it necessary. One man responsible for all of it.

Norwegian PM Støre says Trump repeatedly raises—complains about, pleads for, and demands—the Nobel Peace Prize every time they meet. Støre gives same answer each time: decision is made independently by Norwegian Nobel Committee, with no role for Norwegian gov—a concept Trump appears unable to grasp.

This is just so nuts it's hard to process it. Trump wants to take Greenland from Denmark because Norway didn't give him the Nobel Peace Prize.

If you haven’t already, please open your calendar app and take a gander at how perfect February is. It warms my heart.

The one in Vegas isn't even popping off like they thought...

S/O to everybody off tomorrow 🙌🏽

He was NEVER the same after this

New bottle alert

Nobody: TurboTax 2 days before tax season:

This defense is DEFINITELY Super Bowl worthy tho

Aight Texans...we'll holler.

Teleport me to spring please. I can’t take this shit anymore.

Pecan waffles are high up

Tuh.

My boy just said WR should start getting interceptions as a stat on drops/tips...I agree

Welp

Texans have given up 20 points this postseason. 13 have come off Stroud turnovers