He won’t “get up” from that

You know why.

I like a rainy stay-at-home Sunday

Using the body wash, dry oil, lotion and perfume combination will have you smelling like

My robe doesn’t have belt loops. Its probably for the best.

Adorably violent

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Oh man I do really like being in the house a lot. I am basically a cat

I bought durian fruit ice cream a couple of weeks ago at Costco. A lady notice I had some and we had a conversation about it and turns out we lived in the same place in Falls Church. As for my review: I really like it! HOWEVER at first it’s going to taste weird.

My very basic attempt at hand drawn animation

omg 😂

People in movies really do roll out of bed after a one-night stand, slide on the greasiest pair of jeans (commando) you ever saw and then go right to their shift at the record store.

What it feels like outside right now.

These would be so cute on the girls!

baby, this period could have been an email!

The hoteps: They are capable of making good music, great even but in exchange you have to watch them defend and have the worst opinions known to man…

These fake woke dummies are always calling somebody low IQ

The boy in here talking about he wants to go to Hell’s Kitchen on the Wharf to try the beef wellington.

When I was working at a gas station I was covering someone’s night shift (who caught meningitis at said job) got written up for not mopping the floor. Nobody told me nothing! Should have let their asses be short that night.

That head wrap lady from Dallas will defend the lowest of the low!

Erykah acting like the North can't remember

8 days later, look at this beast!

I had to step outside to warm up. It’s gorgeous out but feels like 50 degrees inside and the a/c is off.

Irish and Italians are about this 🤏🏾close to not being white anymore

And then he’s going to need $300 million, then $450 million, then a cool trillion to open the place ☹️

People do carry on like strangers are directly talking to them.

This how I know yall aggravating. WHY WOULD YOU INTERACT WITH A POST TO SAY “I never experienced this” well sliencio por favor

I should add this video to the review of these shoes I bought. But I think they are all sold out and off the site now anyway.

Lot of recalled products down there.

I finally get around to putting a case on this phone and Pop Sockets held my money for three weeks. 😖

The kitten gets so frustrated that we don’t let her fight her elderly housemate 😞

The New York Times rolling up its sleeves to do the hard work of normalizing the idea that women should not have the right to vote.

COOKED us bad I fear.

People forget about DOGE firing all those people from NOAA so weather forecasts aren’t as accurate

GIFs you can hear lol

The only give away is that man still has clear eyes and might be a couple of inches shorter.

The most Kentucky Man shit 😵‍💫

I’m sorry but I have to come back to this: triangulating Brandy with Adina Howard is some type of real life psychological horror movie shit. 😫 Nobody good and grown is prepared for that but you put a teenager in that type of situation?!?

Why would I care about a space mission? You know what else is rocketing? My bills, bitch. Fix it

I hate the net 😆😆😆🤭🤭🤭

Pop Rocks from scratch?

Nara Smith talking about her kids never had pop rocks so she gotta make it from scratch. BITCH I know what cooking crack looks like and I am not fooled.

Sadly, if a female predator is conventionally attractive people will cheer on her raping kids.

Tangential thought to all of this.. we still have to teach grown ass men what consent looks like till this day. I feel like even in real life outside of this social media space people still turn a blind eye to grown men preying on little children both boys and girls. Also grown women predators.

And, the reason 34 states still have legalized child marriage on the books is so parents can 1) save face by forcing their pregnant teen to marry their groomer 2) passing off the responsibility of caring for their child to some old ass man 3) religion.

Merciful Father 🫢🫢🫢🫢

And you will hear from a lot of women who look back and don’t see anything wrong with how those grown men took advantage of them. Will defend those men. And well… God bless and protect their daughters. That’s all I got for that.