Sacred risings ✨✨✨

After 43 years I figured out the best routine for my wash and gos. Took a little under 2 hours from steaming to stretched.

I don’t mind at all. Sharing is caring. HOWEVER, if you are demand me not to share but have your own separate meal/snack at the ready we are going to run into issues.

Weather keeps breaking records. NOT GOOD

This shit sound so………..🤔🤔🤔 ASS.

Not only is it normal, I actually think only good people do this 😂

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

My mind cannot compute running a fine tooth comb through braids.

🤣

STAND BEHIND ME, GEMINIS!!!

Cats will pick up cigarettes if you’re not watching them

He got the Big Naturals OWT

Heartbreakingly bleak 🥺

Once that man is gone (lord willing soon) the celebrations will be heard in space. Sound can’t even travel in space BUT WE GON MAKE IT once big diaper bites it!

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Just remembered that time my dad was furious to discover I threw away a broken glass infused bathroom rug. 😫 I was in the bathroom when I heard a loud 💥POP💥 and the hot ass bulb bounced off my head and shattered on the floor. Shards melted into the rug!!!

This Husky Chow Chow mix was wandering the streets of New Orleans in the summer. POOR BABY was boiling in that coat youtu.be/iqRT0PYUfnk?...

Tech is infrastructure

So many people immediately wanted T’Challa recast after Chadwick’s passing. Nobody was filling that man’s shoes. 😭 Not only was he one of the greatest actors of his generation but he was a very well respected and loved person.

Every time I post about this movie, I have to post Barry Jenkins’s reaction.

This is the best dating advice, actually.

Once they find out who was under that landlord

BONNET DOWN LEGS UP THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO report bonkers stories

The drama on Mount Olympus would be so good!!

Oh and its leakin’ 🫢

Koko Taylor got a song for any situation you might find yourself in, ladies

bonnet down, legs up is how a lot of y'allz grannies got that second deep freezer.

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

Id like an Attitude adjustment aka

That news lady came up that man’s driveway to show him her phone full of his bullshit 😭😭😭

I know it smelled crazy in that apartment.

The bonnet is one thing but the sneakers still on is killing meeeeeeee

When you are gonna rob him after your nut

I said Tariq Nasheed is just a pimp that pivoted to pimpin men

This the shit they put in slapstick comedy to simulate sex

Update: That lady was 70 fucking five. And threw the first punch youtu.be/0k6uu7aJM2U?...

What makes your 70 year old tail want to jump up and beat anyone? ESPECIALLY when you know your heart won’t make it.

Anthropomorphic animals selling the food versions of themselves is hilarious yet sad if you think about it for too long. A bad bitch chicken😭 Her breasts are on the banner and she’s winking. No ears or nothing. Hoops in her face.

That bonnet activated something in that man. An hour?! In someone else’s home. On their couch. And he’s no Sping chicken either!

I, too, would like to be bonnet down, legs up for about an hour.

ROOP RAJ!

“Bonnet down, legs up for about an hour” 😳

Generational

AI is useful to CEOs who dont do any actual work which explains why they all think it’s a game changer.