Washing these fiber gummies down with sparkling water to try to feel something.

Trying to catch the last few minutes of sunlight

OUTSHALLAH!

The boy came across my bottle of Tobacco Vanille and tried to abscond with it. He’s 13 and way, way too young for that fragrance. And he’s like why can’t I have it? “I would be a derelict parent if I let you out of the house smelling like a grandpa.“

ol “I can’t stand violence under any circumstances🫣“ asses

She’s right

The wind has all the unsecured trash and recycling bins blowing contents all over the neighborhood!

People who see the world so concisely need to be on a watchlist ... she cooking!

On the Friday before Christmas… 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ with people as mentally unstable as they are, this is a bold move.

These businesses keep fucking with a country full of well armed crashouts.

Wow !!

Baby girl broke up with her scratcher last year but she’s finally decided to reconcile for the holidays. I guess going back to the carpet on the steps wasn’t aligning with her interests any longer.

The moment I realized salary jobs almost never drug test while hourly jobs do, I saw the jig.

These are two people whose ideas alone should cause them to never share the same room

These are men whose singular connective thread is their perversions They don't politically align They don't socially align They don't culturally align And they found somebody to feed their demons... that truly sick

Something in you aint right... cause you attracted to the energy

I really needed to see this tutorial today.

Oh man it was probably around 2002 or 2003.

How many times will we find out how beneficial fat is in our diet, how crucial for our overall health and wellbeing, before we stop demonizing it in our foods and on our bodies? It’s there for a reason!

The Kennedy Center is one of those things that I am not getting all up in arms about. Nobody will be calling if anything other than the Kennedy Center and it’s not even legal for them to do and we will just change it back. Nobody worth a damn is booked there while that man is in office anyway.

Behold a caesar salad that could like up a room. And I immediately murdered it with my mouth.

We have needed this rain.

Pretty accurate and sad.

America America has a thinking problem

Putting unfrozen gumbo in the mail is a fitting end to 2025.

Lover, You Should Have Come Over is one of my most favorite. Elmiene does it justice.

Oh nooooo, this done snuck up on me

DJ is spinning this one

My period has robbed me of the energy I needed to get cute after my shower.

Mistress Pizza is wild

Wow! Y’all don’t like romance anymore?!?!?

God gifted me with titties out weather today just for ✨MY BIRTHDAY✨ And titties shall be loosed today!

I’m officially 43 today. 🙌🏾🥳🍾 What yall got on my birthday licks?

ONE OF ONE!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

My son’s school had to find a whole new room for the lost and found because it started overflowing. He personally lost 2 coats and several hats and pairs of gloves last year alone 😩😢🤧

A whole country with nothing left but the booths in the middle where they sell Temu-level knickknacks and one weird storefront that sells off brand luggage, purses, and smoking paraphernalia.

I get told this a lot. I’m manifesting on running into her next year. I’ve been told we look like twins from at least a dozen strangers over the past 10 years.

My Sri Lankan sister was SPITTING! Shoes are not designed to fit our feet. youtube.com/shorts/3j_Z0...

Low Iron Blues

I wonder if Guitar Woman and Football Man had to be talked out of having a plantation wedding.

This boy be working my nerves. He‘s been getting in the shower 15 minutes before we have to leave the damn house.

Jeff Buckley put his foot in Lover, You Should’ve Come Over...talk about heartbreakingly beautiful

😂 the worst content in the world. I speed by so fast.

My friends had a college roommate that would carry on like this at the house, at parties, at other people’s houses A LOT. Would wake up the next day and would have no idea what happened. Didn’t remember a thing. Left behind CARNAGE!