Damn shame what they did to that dog.

randoms from the camera roll

Watched Harlem Night last night. Good lord that’s a beautiful film.

Benny, you put this orange juice back in here, ain't nothing left but a swallow! Then swallow it and shut the fuck up!

That Cooke/Womack family tree is still confounding me!

Sometimes I dont know when a post is going through or it not 😕

I’m never dating an adult toddler because what kind of weirdo starts a playlist during a concert?!?

Some of you might need this information.

My county’s cable company growing up had a channel that was basically a message board. Shared so many birthdays, graduations, birth announcements etc. God bless this nerd that recorded this clip in 1989 and added it to youtube. It brings back so many memories.

Never been pulled over (🙏) BUT I be in the car practicing “hello, officer I will not be answering any questions about my day but I’m more than happy to give you my license and registration.“

Absolutely not. They use that as pretext to pull you over, and I refuse to serve myself up as tribute to their quotas.

I once chose life cuz I was supposed to do a performance evaluation for an employee & if I didn't, they wouldn't get a raise it doesn't have to be a good reason just good enough to get through the night and if you cannot find a reason may I tempt you to live in spite? I'm so glad you're here 🫶🏻

Racism 😭

I thought that was hogweed in that woman’s bouquet. That would have been diabolical!!!

See. SEE. WEED OF THE MONTH 😩😭🤣

She didn’t even shop around, the same county???? Did the clerks do any due diligence??

Two weeks is a long time! You could have been forgotten what could have made you sick

🗓️ Symptoms usually start 2–14+ days after exposure. 3/

There’s an increase in cyclosporiasis (a parasite that can cause watery, sometimes explosive, diarrhea) reported in multiple states. What to know ⬇️ 1/

His little vocalizations 🥺

There’s a LOT going on here 🫢

Another one to be on the lookout for is IngaRose. Almost got me because the voice was raspy and bluesy. Did some research and the entire catalogue was made this year. Instant thumbs down

These white men aren't defending another white man. They are defending themselves.

It’s really hard trying to convince a client that they don’t need to include the kitchen sink into their logo.

Order what you want but don’t be asking questions like “what is that?“ and it’s just some gotdamn lasagna!

I say it all the time: racism, homophobia, bigotry, misogyny- all the bad -isms, -ies, and -ists - are not logical

Them people have no problem with socialism and communism (for the most part). You just can’t call it that and they only want it for white people. Because if you listen to them long enough 🍊 is going to usher all of that in once the Mexicans are out and the bllaaaaacks are back in the fields.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Looks like they scooped that ice cream with a comb

To many white people that Haaland guy is the whitest white man to ever white yet I keep looking at both of our Black ass noses like

Btw, the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation current collapsing is the premise for the 2004 disaster movie "The Day After Tomorrow" when a sudden Ice Age descends on the northern hemisphere.

Earth is the baddest bitch in the whole galaxy. Probably even the entire universe and them people have completely ran her into the ground in less than 150 years! The aliens are waiting at the door like

Every climate change prediction like this has turned out to *underestimate* the speed/magnitude of the change, so if they're saying it's a "10 to 23% chance" then it's probably more like a 40-60% chance. And let's be honest... it's a 100% chance. Whatever has to happen to stop it will not happen.

They really had a buffet down to the orgy

What’s this going on with the back shot wind?

Tax free paid by the day for the rest of my life. WITH INTEREST YOUHEARDMEH?

Only person sleeping harder than this cat right now is Mitch McConnell.

The evangelical weirdos need to be sent to the moon with no spacesuits.

the rapture is starting 🤭

I’ll say it for the umpteenth thing, he’s working for the other side. Can someone get Maine voters to accept this? Like, what is not clicking?

@bostonjerry.bsky.social 😭

Probably why my reply button was acting a little janky earlier but ✊🏾

Not power companies warning customers that they finna lose electricity next year because of data centers lmaoooo

Live your life in a way that when your ass is laid up in the the hospital for three weeks your wife isn’t like

one man’s death is another woman’s night off IKTR!

That ai picture of that otter kneeling at the cross has me COOKING. Like why would you put that on your business page???