Shakashuri Blowdown

finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is

A reminder that ICE hasn’t slowed down in Minneapolis at all. Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.

younger people have fallen out of love with harry potter because they have anime now. all other political analysis is secondary to this fact

they definitely have not stopped over-investing in a faux revolutionary liberal political narrative as told by an author with abhorrent personal politics. they’re just doing it for one piece now

Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet

This is joybait. You're just trying to make me happy. Guards, kill them.

FUCK ICE ABOLISH ICE

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

went to the store

*talking to my friends casually*: Hey y'all wanna hop on The Super Mario Brothers Wonder Nintendo Switch Two Edition Plus Meetup In Bellabel Park Game right quick? Cuz I heard The Super Mario Brothers Wonder Nintendo Switch Two Edition Plus Meetup In Bellabel Park Game might be kinda fun. Also The S

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.

completely unironically, this is how we'll know

classic thing that happens at the snowy café

not only are you a weird freak baby who wants to monitor your neighbors youre now in ICE

i read "mister ajikko" and it was terrible. thread.

fwiw I asked multiple Rare- and Magazine System-adjacent folk about this a few years ago, and was told (paraphrasing): "possibly? idk I don't remember" "that sounds like the sort of thing we would have told a magazine for no reason" "we published bullshit all the time"

this is what theyre doing to him in hell

Joker All Vouice Lines

the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot lostmediawiki.com/Dilbert_(los...

twitter was always exactly this. what we're seeing this week is a culmination of years and years of abuse run rampant on the platform, supercharged by a megalomaniac's greed and fantasy www.404media.co/grok-ai-sexu...

The kinda shit they send Travis to do before he takes on the 6th ranked assassin in the world Ronald McDonald

Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.

Mexico managing to have more spine than every western nation despite being in the immediate crosshairs, fuck every cowardly world leader that tries to play this safe

the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.

“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.

Opinion piece writers salivating at the bit to tell you that kidnapping a head of state and starting a nakedly self-interested war is lowkey morally nuanced and kinda complicated as fuck.

Good riddance, can't wait to see how things turn around once Mamdani's in charge.

This will be Mario in 2026

these marvels (like all marvels) are mere repetitions of the ages

we tried to teach a chimpanzee the guidelines for what is and isn’t allowed on steam and he hung himself

remembering the time I realised a site's search-suggestion function was using ai and pushed it a bit

went to the store

today is the only day you can repost this

Thank you donkey Kong

extremely rare photographic evidence of my cat charlotte "going meerkat mode" (feat. my brother's wheelchair)

rankinronpa

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack