If you live in Seattle, please go to these two games for me so that I can live vicariously through you while sitting my broke ass down in front of the TV to watch my teams from here in LA 😔✌️ Or if you're rich you could buy me tickets and fly me to the games instead. That would also be cool.

Joey Daccord you absolute ARTIST goddamn #SeaKraken #ThatsKrakenHockeyBaby!!!!

As some one slightly starving to death from this condition, what I’d like you to be Aware of is that when you go into public spaces without a mask, you risk getting or giving Long Covid, for which there is no treatment and no cure, and that’s a dumb risk and you should stop.

March is Long Covid Awareness month, because March is a lot like long covid in that every time you think it looks nice enough to go be active outside, you quickly regret it.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

This feels like a foot-in-the-door bill--if they can pass it, then the next bans will only further expand its scope. Let's stop this campaign of trans and queer erasure here and now. Please contact your representatives to demand that they oppose this bill. www.house.gov/representati...

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Fuck the GOP, of course, but also fuck quisling Democrats who don’t stand up to all anti trans bullshit.

Subacute sclerosing panencephalitis (SSPE) is one of the delayed complications of measles and affects up to 1 in 600 unvaccinated children who’ve had measles. It occurs without warning an average of 7 years after infection and can occur decades later. There is no cure and it is almost always fatal.

Every day my wish for LA to get a PWHL team increases.

The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan. darksky.org/news/two-sat...

Episode three is up! As usual we could've kept talking for twice as long, but we restrained ourselves. Big thanks to everyone who's been listening btw!

I am once again asking When Will It Happen because this shit is fucking untenable on so many levels.

put it in the Louvre

Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them

I’ve been riding my in-laws peloton since last month, and have had my rider hashtag set as “ReleaseTheKraken” because I thought it would be motivating to have something related to my favorite athletes. Anyway, I just found out that this hashtag is used by Jan 6 conspiracy theorist dickheads 🫠

I would rather die.

Important vote on Tuesday 2/17 for stayinla.org. Please call city council members by tomorrow to express support. “Please vote yes on all 9 ‘Keep Hollywood Home’ motions.” #losangeles #stayinla

hollywood is COOKED something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

this is exactly why I am absolutely not willing to overlook anyone who was once “advocating for ending USAID” as merely committing a little oopsie-daisy-booboo, by the way

Shit’s so fucked in LA right now I just saw someone in a 2025 Porsche Carrera delivering doordash.

Melrose and La Brea is just a river right now.

On December 3rd, I challenged myself to write a fully contained one minute script. On December 5th, I submitted BEAMING to Killer Shorts. Beyond thrilled to see that it has now been named as a quarterfinalist in the one page category! Many thanks to @killershorts.bsky.social for the consideration 🛸🩸

Reposting this question because I’m broke as hell and need a job but I don’t want to throw any of my very limited money away if a subscription is worthless 🙇🏻

Episode two has EVERYTHING: ghosting, froyo, real-world Olympians, athletes reading from teleprompters, Svetlana being a literal queen, the most upsetting :) in world history. Come join us as we unpack as much of this gem as we could reasonably manage in an hour & a half! rss.com/podcasts/hea...

cheese behind would've done numbers in 2014. the internet used to be a place :(

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!! Can you imagine if the show had stuck to its original release schedule & we were all processing this episode for the first time right now? 🙃 I’m so glad they bumped it up!!

Honestly just impressed that I was able to summon, spell, and correctly use “faux pas” while my brain was in such a state that I was coming up with fun new ways to marginalize the lactose intolerant.

Just opened my notes app to jot something down and evidently I had an Important Idea a couple of nights ago.

James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died. He was 48. Per TMZ.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Private equity is what you can see when you put on the sunglasses from They Live

Coming up on two years of unemployment since I lost both of my previous jobs while dealing with my dad's very unexpected death, & the encroaching double anniversary of awfulness combined with being ghosted after every application has me on the verge of a complete breakdown at all hours of the day.

well here's the official version for people who want the nfl to be fully aware that we are watching it repeatedly youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...

Ayayay. No, Bad Bunny didn’t sing in Spanish out of spite. He sang in Spanish because he always sings in Spanish. All his songs are in Spanish. If I’m talking on the phone in Spanish, I’m not dissing you, I’m talking to my Mami. Being bilingual is a superpower. More kids should have it.

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television

Remember that under the first Trump administration, Puerto Rico had to suffer through the longest power blackout in U.S. history bsky.app/profile/cost...

what a shot

The way I clapped for Honduras! Look, man said America is two continents. Not one country.

The lack of basic media literacy required to so confidently make a statement like this would be bad enough from a random person on the street--it's downright embarrassing from a media platform.

got what we needed tbh, green day kicked off w/ anti-war and ended with for-the-love-of-god-think-for-yourselves

90% sure she's the woman whose ads I got on Instagram a year or so ago promising a hack to produce lots of books in a short time period and make lots of money.

while i'm at it, as ever, bring back 23 episode seasons

Where did I go wrong, what was forgot Somewhere in the Costco parking lot And I could've had so much lox Had I known

Creatives: It's been a rough day and nothing can fix it. Someone: I like that thing you created. Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

Just when I thought the people who stole my decade-old fanfic, changed the names, and sold it on amazon were the laziest and most creatively bankrupt losers on earth, people like this slopsmith pipe up like, “Hold my beer.”