I keep getting ads for blueberries... like... the concept of blueberries.

Did the color of the Bluesky button on my Android get slightly darker?

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

He may be approaching trillionaire levels, but he will never be rich.

People who saw me on tv earlier this year thought I was in my 50s or even 60s, even though I was 39 at the time. People also always think my mom is my wife. 😭

*whispers* I think Jack Schlossberg had one too many online menty bees for him to run for Congress.

LET FREEDOM RING

We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply

But she's so young 😭😭😭

So I'm certain it is no longer his phone number, but I have Zohran's old phone number and every time he wins something I text him congratulations 🤣

It’s starting to feel like we are so fucking back.

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

There are more of us than there are of them.

this is genuinely wild

Congrats New York!!!!

New Jersey people: is his name really pronounced Shit-arelli?! That's how Maddow is saying it rn. 🤣

The fascists are not inevitable. They're not unstoppable. They're not all powerful. They want you to think that, but millions turned out last month to call their bluff. And millions turned out today to claim our power. We will win.

Dems in ARRAY

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

Timeline cleanse- NYC Halloween Parade and Thriller.

Prince Andrew to join Harvard's Institute of Politics.

Finally beat Typhon last night. Just need to do it X more times! #Hades2

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

I can't believe that "Madeline" is about Noah Schnapp 🤣

MONKEYTRUCK (2025)

Dutch people are too tall. It's obnoxious.

Never forget: there is going to be a world after this where things get better.

🤞🏼 putting something out into the universe 🤞🏼

Definitely more than 20K. Probably at least 30K

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

I'm guessing at least 20K folks are at the Austin No Kings protest. Could easily be more. And i know several of the suburbs did their own events today too.

Pedicab driver in Austin giving free rides today in support of #NoKings ❤️

Did you know that Austin has a commuter rail? Well it does, I use it all the time, and it is FULL today because of the #NoKings protest!

I don't think I can go to the rallies this weekend because I'm a Short King and the rallies are very anti-King.

Big Hades 2 night for me. I finally got past Eris and then pretty easily got past Prometheus! I think I prefer Hades 2 to Hades 1 because of the volume of stuff to do alone. It's basically double the stages plus we added potions and tarot and animal buddies.

Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples? HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time. VANCE: No, George, I sai-- STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

Absolutely shocked and gutted. What a legend! Rest in peace, Diane ❤️

Uhhhh.... excuse me?

HOLD MY CALLS 😳

This is the absolute dream challenger to Jeffries. Please, please, please let this happen.

My husband slid into my DMs on Twitter (in 2017)

Like... the Portlandia Portland? The Nike one? The farmers market Goonies one? The one where my good friend volunteers at a cat shelter and walks to the Whole Foods by her house one?

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...