I’m bad at this idc

He is such a loser.

Gave @jamestalarico.bsky.social some money tonight because it's bad enough having Ted Cruz rep us, but Paxton is SOMEHOW WAY WORSE. Talarico is gonna be the guy to turn Texas blue.

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Colbert is both a mensch and an actual genius. One of one. He and @maddow.bsky.social are the two best broadcasters of our time; truly in their own category. I'm angry and sad the president and the feckless suits cancelled the show but also know it's not the end.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Beyoncé Celine Dion Lady Gaga Reba McEntire Coldplay Muse Alabama Shakes Kelly Clarkson Shakey Graves Lizzo

Another trip around the sun. And now this bitch is 41!

Do we put our shoe tongues on the outside or inside of our pants? What is the current fashion?

Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47 www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

Stab in the dark here: has anyone played OUTER WILDS? I just started and everyone talks about how incredible it is but im struggling with just flying the damn spaceship. Does it get better?

Have we tried literacymaxxing? How about criticalthoughtmaxxing?

At the WH physical fitness event today, Trump takes the kids outside to demonstrate his athletic ability with a little putting display. He misses every putt before giving up.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only The Simpsons Saturday Night Live Frasier The Cosby Show Arrested Development Bob's Burgers I Love Lucy E.R. The Good Wife Hannibal Jeopardy! Sesame Street Parks and Recreation 30 Rock Ugly Betty

I started PAPERS, PLEASE and it is SO STRESSFUL!

It did not get enough attention (amid all the other really shitty news) that DOJ had to drop the felony conspiracy charge against @katmabu.bsky.social and her 3 (originally 5) co-defendants.

Credit where credit is due

68-ish hours in, I have now beaten Slay the Spire 2 with each of the 5 characters!

this would fix the website

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

Steve Kerr spot on as usual

Have an important work deliverable to finish, so of course I have cleaned up all my bookmarks and inbox instead.

daily reminder

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started. Just. Tax. Them.

Oh i stand corrected... is this the first time a republican has resigned in disgrace in a while?

Democratic Rep Swalwell is resigning from Congress. Good. A step towards accountability. Simultaneously, MAGA Rep Tony Gonzales (who is married) lied about an affair with his aide, Regina Santos-Aviles (who was married). Santos-Aviles later died by suicide. Gonzales faces ZERO GOP accountability.

You see how quickly Dems abandon people who turn out to be weird creepy pervs? Cesar Chavez, Eric Swalwell, Al Franken, the list goes on. Meanwhile Republicans have being a sex pest as a prerequisite for public office.

We're going to win. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/n...

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Mandy was robbed tbh #DragRace

I have $100 in gift cards here that I will use for tickets, no food at all, and then I guess it's back to the AMC A-List for me.

The CoPilot add did not have the heat of all the Toyota ads they crammed into BONES

Not the CoPilot product placement during the season finale of HIGH POTENTIAL 😭😭😭

I am not sure why Melania Trump decided to make a statement about Jeffrey Epstein seemingly out of nowhere today, but if the idea was to put the ongoing coverup in the rearview mirror it will backfire spectacularly

Was feeling pretty down on myself today, but we are all living through exhausting global events. Even brushing your teeth and putting on clothes is a big deal tbh. Hitting your work KPIs or whatever can wait. Celebrate the toothbrushing!

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

3 stars is good actually

Neil Gorsuch is wild because he is VERY conservative on almost every issue, but he is probably the most progressive SCOTUS justice of all-time when it comes to Native American issues.

Listening to the oral argument in the birthright citizenship case, and the government is cooked. Barrett is a no. Gorsuch is a no. Only real question is whether it's 7-2 or 8-1

So fucking funny to sell this to big businesses and world governments

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

The only people Charles Barkley hates are the women of San Antonio 🤣

TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)

Been in a game rut for a while and I didnt really get anything in the Steam Sale, so I thought I would "shop" my current Steam library, and it turns out I have 106 games I want to play in there 🤣🤣🤣 So now comes the decision paralysis