Did anyone else not hear the great Boston boom of 2026 and are now feeling left out :(

let's take ibuprofen together

Certain men say women only want 6 feet, six packs, and six figures as if wealthy men aren't the scariest people on the planet.

LRP: I checked and that quote is in fact real 💀

Their new girlfriend is women

I do hate to break it to Ms Rachel Reid but we do in fact that loons in Massachusetts.

ok obviously this is so horrible and misogynistic in all aspects but . alpha cavemen is a crazy fucking thing to say

Baby Billy Freeman has pulled out of performing at the Great American State Fair

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

When everybody hears sumn

trying this

How embarrassing was it in 2026? Daughter it was “Bret Michaels does not want to be associated with this” embarrassing

Adventuring little kitty!! #art #illustration

Wait I do have something. You should get a cat. A black cat or a little tuxie. Or any cat you find outside.

this is so important to me

I genuinely thought "bonesmashing" was just what cishet male looksmaxxers were calling plastic surgery to make it sound less feminine. No those men are actually taking hammers to their faces.

It's so fucked up how you reach a certain age and enjoy running all of a sudden

“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, mailed 1910.

Why did I ever leave this website?

Still mad about Kojima's pivot to AI but if this isn't my favorite diva

I love when it's sunny but storm clouds are rolling in so there's this bright blue sky with dark grey against it 🌞☁️

the two genders

If you tell someone with a sleep disorder about the magic of power naps you owe them $20 or the equivalent currency in their location.

How do I nicely tell my coworker that I carpool with that I am not chatty in the morning especially when I'm having a bad day

New Witcher 3 DLC??? In this year??? With Gerry???

Eternally relevant:

Maybe video games are bad, actually.

Kojima: At long last, we have created The Patriots from my iconic video game Metal Gear Solid 2: Do Not Create the Patriots

Montreal I need you to pull through and beat Carolina and then also beat Vegas

because you’re my only home #mgs #bbkaz

I would never call a wife “mid“ no matter what her job is

this is my third rodeo and I'm still so fucking confused

I meal prepped lunch AND dinner AND I went for a run so if I don't wake up tomorrow completely healthy both mentally and physically what's the point

On the set of ALIEN

Oh that was a mistake! This isn't really a spoiler since it happens early but a pretty big plot point is that a cat dies :(

I don't even know what Obsession is about but I am seated :)

I did have a moment like "wait do I want kids" and then I remembered that my friend's kid just happens to be extra cute and extra well-adjusted and well-behaved because his mom is a teacher and knows stuff about child development. Not a great representative sample!

We live in Hell

I went to the aquarium with my friend, his partner, and their kid (who is the cutest toddler ever). My friend's fiancee is pregnant with baby #2 and I jokingly asked if they were afraid that the new baby won't be as cute as their first and they said "honestly? Yeah. He's got big shoes to fill."

The FitBit app merged with Google Health and now I'm getting passive aggressive notifications telling me my sleep wasn't very good like bro I know, we're working on getting that diagnosis!!

I know people praise the game changers community on reddit for being relatively normal but I had to leave all the subs recently. So many people post fancasts for Fabian of someone who isn't Arab and someone recently fancasted a trans woman to play him and I was like oh we're in hell for real.