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bluesky engagement bait: whats your favorite yuri noncon erodoujin? twitter engagement bait: if you like anime porn you belong in a labor camp

What happens to a nation when you devalue education for an entire generation. #idiocracy

Vote for Vengeance 2028!

Probably a Kevin Smith comedy if we’re being honest.

The Last Jedi. It’s my favorite Star Wars movie and the best one of the sequels. Haters can cope.

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These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of April 25, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

phht. every action hero digs out a bullet. show me one digging out an ingrown toenail

"As Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum mechanics can do anything at all for no apparent reason!"

While I’ve never seen a single episode of the Kardashians or Jersey Shore and probably never will, seeing all the “former gifted kids” get endlessly triggered by those shows existing was quite entertaining in its own way. I wonder what the Gen Z version of this will be?

My goal right now is to master the art of being a lazy glutton but in the way women manage to do it without being gross, just kinda disheveled instead. Aesthetics are important, even if you’re just napping and fapping on the couch all day.

Definitely the RNC/DNC joke Cause uhhh where the joke at

Buddha got it wrong. Perfect bliss and contentment is achieved by napping on the couch with a purring kitty in your lap.

This is what white voters do. They don't give a crap about what candidate Black voters support - and instead vote selfishly and then expect Black voters to get behind their boy in the general b/c the gop would be worse for them. It is so f*cking selfish and racist.

What are you prepared to do?

Alex Jones is not holding back on his old pal Trump after Trump attacked him and others and called him stupid for opposing the war

Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise. He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media. The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.

The only correct take. If you disagree you’re either a child, a moron, or Russian.

Dead Memories by Slipknot. I like Slipknot, but that song is straight up butt rock. It sounds like some dogshit you’d hear from Nickleback or FFDP. If you like that song you are weak and will not survive the winter.

'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

Let today be the day the tide begins to turn. ⛓️‍💥

💯 We've got to fight for the future we deserve!

Most of all, it’s a testament to the resilience and determination of the Hungarian people — and a reminder to all of us to keep striving for fairness, equality and the rule of law.

If you’re 20 or 100 years old and your circle isn’t discussing anarcho-Gnosticism, starting a cult to overthrow God, or tantric ass-eating, it’s time to find a new circle.

Does eating cum count as cannibalism?

Only the US government can go to war with a country that popularised the game of chess and be utterly flummoxed as to how they’re being outmanoeuvred at every stage.

Oh, look, Americans...

It’s all just so… fucking dumb. Yeah Iraq was a bigger clusterfuck but this war is just monumentally stupid. How incompetent does someone gotta be to make Bush look normal? Now we know.

guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway

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mods are asleep, post bean hole

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Conservatives back then: “Blaming society for your problems is a sign of weakness.” Conservatives today: “Waaaah! Nobody will date me! It’s all feminism’s fault.”

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

I hope the high gas prices cause a surge in gas-and-dash incidents. Normalize drive-offs! #procrime

I prefer a cross dresser to a puppy killer.

If I had the dragon balls I’d wish for a Teflon coated anus so I never get dingleberries.

This is an ICE agent at TSA. Post their unmasked faces everywhere.

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

Reading Plato so I can read PGM so I can read the Corpus Hermeticum so I can read the Gnostic Gospels so I can understand Kabbalah so I can read Abramelin so I can read Levi so I can understand Crowley so I can make fun of occultists online.

Whose stupid-ass idea was it to reward hard work with more work? “Oh wow you’re good at this. Here’s some more responsibilities and tougher challenges since you’re so capable.” Fuck you. Drink bleach.

Annoying coworker actually gives a shit about meeting production goals. Need to think of creative ways to sabotage his efforts…

Everyone’s a collectivist until they gotta share a house with 10 people when polycule drama breaks out. Solitude and independence ain’t so bad now, is it? 😏