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On its last weekday in power, the Biden Administration has chosen the next batch of drugs up for price negotiation in Medicare.

My poor, tortured heart is at ease any time I see a device that still has a 3.5 headphone jack 🥲

Black parents love to employ C.I.S.S parenting

If I unwrap that present and it smell like the jersey turnpike imma be mad in English and Spanish at the same time.

💪🏾 false alarm, it was 12:12 i lied

I aint smoked all year 😮‍💨

Said i was gone leave at 2, out till 4 am innit?

surgeon: we're only allowing family right now olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here

New Year New Pussy innit?

Not forcing shit in 2025!

One thing about it, if men are trash, women are raccoons. 🦝

Lmaoo

ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him

It’s not wrong.

Our first Christmas together on the Black Skyline! Merry Christmas 🎄

420 followers, nice

A man/woman with great playlists is a non-sexual turn on 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Passive aggressive honestly annoys THEE fuck out of me. Just say what you mean, and mean what you say. #simple

Post a video of you smiling Me .ft the reason I smile

I dont go back to exes

i can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

a netflix category where i can barely pay attention bc i’m on my phone and still understand the plot.

Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.

we really need to normalize saying no and not needing to explain it.

-ADHD

Unc is ready to go home lol 👴🏾

My ride or die crew is old enough that I would totally understand if they picked die

i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries

It taketh Nosferatu to Nosferatango

I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.

The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene. Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.

I will never not call them skeets

Love the alt text

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

i need something to stimulate the skeet economy

Mickey is a RAT

Black Couples Thread ❤️ @infamoussouth.bsky.social #blacksky

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight. The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them. 🦌🦌🦌

#booksky #memes #plottwist

Did yall know the Grinch takes place in a snow flake?

This a must watch every holiday season

If men are so easy. Why don’t women shoot their shot? #blacksky