this is yalls last chance to thirst dm me on here

what @tyverymuch.bsky.social hits me with mid vent sesh

got wine drunk and bestie is taking care of me

mmm this wine’s starting to taste like caitlyn jenner impressions

i wanna pop some of yalls blackheads

when @tyverymuch.bsky.social and i link

????

kissed a girl in front of my bestie and he was 🫨🫨🫨🫨

coldplay being opportunist will never shock me

rina, caroline p, and christine being the only features on crash,,,,, like i WON

YALL I FOUND IT

backstabbing batches

my friend who lives in dc locked down a toronto boyfriend and he ISNT moving to canada like babyboy you better u-haul this shit

when the bang flips onto selena’s face oh this movie was serious for me

i’m seeing poppy next week! yas

never ki yourself

when i go to halloscream at busch gardens i better hear calling all the monsters

we almost broke up again is a good song, but the lyrics at the beginning: "Bullshit repeats itself," is that how the saying goes? Been here a thousand times, selective memory though is such a jack antonoff line and it’s terrible and it makes me cringe

ooooo is trump dead

I have so many friends like her so I'm charmed. Girl who goes on and on about hating men and then falls in love with the line cook at the restaurant she serves at.

times new roman core christianity is so terrible, like i don’t need to see gray scale contemporary style church’s on every street with one word names

i’m noticing the good songs on sabrina’s album don’t have a certain someone on their credits

you know what…. mi gente latino!

me posting to twitter thinking it was bluesky and it was face photos ohhhhh im ready to make 0 noise over there damn

this older gay couple that i’ve flirted with who own a bar just posted an ad for their halloween party using ai….. ugh

from a storytelling perspective, this does mean she needs to be the one k*ll Tr*mp

i’d drink in a house, with a mouse, in a blouse

as head otter, “twotter” is just another otter, some otters can be skinny and i’m at peace with that

no cause this is so funny but it’s too topical to age well

oh mother mother mother mother

girl me and bestie on the couch drunk as shit after a tough day, who can relate

i’d drink in a house, with a mouse, in a blouse

you know what some things i prob shouldn’t say on the internet

they be like gang. gang gang gang gang gang

NO DRUG LIKE ME so there’s this hit

i wanna bring this back up

aurora makes me giggle but she has such good taste

me editing an already created meme to say one word different oooo i feel like @oomfpit.bsky.social

me realizing my nails are too long to boulder

that’s all you get sorry

i inspired this btw

me going to my charlotte friends bday thinking we were going to the gay club cause it’s pride and we fucking went to a country bar and a straight bar….. meanwhile naomi smalls was in the gay bar down the street…. ooooooo

when the birthday is cowboy theme and i’m doing anything but going as a cowboy

jesus

one thing i appreciated about superman over a lot of projects with superpowers/similar vibes is that fighting styles of individual characters spoke to the personality of those characters, like specifically and the most obvious but guy (green lantern) and what he chooses to create really showed 1/2

“masc 4 masc” and it’ll be the most frail guy you’ve ever seen in ur life, you just had to say you like masculine guys, you didn’t need to set urself up