We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

If they let these tools cook for a few more years and launched them slowly and with lots of testing I think we'd have a very different relationship with AI. Instead they had to be trendy and piss their pants on stage. (Obligatory: Starbucks sucks anyway, even effective AI has ethical problems, etc.)

Fell and scraped up my knee really badly today while jogging. Just goes to show how bad exercise is for your health

introduce yourself with 10 musical artists you’ve seen live- Madonna Glass Animals Panic! At The Disco The Who Florence + The Machine Magdalena Bay Bombay Bicycle Club Paul McCartney Mumford & Sons The Unlikely Candidates (I could go on)

“Why is it so hot and now so cold and the weather is inconsistent” besties it’s climate change - quite literally the issue we’ve been warned would happen, happening

What all are people using for search engines now?

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Thanks Uncle Arthur <3

I'm just saying it's deeply suspicious that you posted this shortly after I finished a delicious salad for lunch

so hes a plumber. no. no theres not any plumbing in the game. no thats not what its about

"Don't Bring Me Down" came on shuffle while I was driving to work. That song still goes harder than it has any right to

Dr Oz: "We'll have more Trump babies"

It's been almost a year and a half since my favorite restaurant closed and I'm still mourning

You just know RuPaul’s phone gotta be blowing up today

Are you Team Izzy? Or are you a loser?

My car looks so good parked in the woods

I need a new Spyro the Dragon game like yesterday

This paint job—if you can call it that—is costing you $7 million, America, because Trump gave a no-bid contract to a pal This would have been Exhibit A of the sort of shit DOGE was actually *supposed* to be looking for when it was instead cutting lifesaving scientific research

Really good to know

How do you pronounce "24/7" when you read it aloud?

sometimes i think about how if al gore were not prevented from being president in 2000 things would probably just be fine right now i think the promises of 80s/90s optimism, the global village coffeehouse of it all, were on the other side of the al gore presidency

So who else is dancing to the new single from Chaka Khan today? music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Am I hallucinating or does that shit say 1776 national champs????

It really seems like there are far more nefarious use cases for AI products than there are beneficial ones.

I judge any driver whose wiper blades are going faster than mine in the rain

Happy hump day everyone

The BO vending machine is broken. Quick, get the "Out of Odor" sign

I'm just now reading about the end of @knowledgefight.bsky.social. We 100% would not have been able to get this deep into this journey of taking over InfoWars without their scrupulously deep research about the worst guy in the world Thank you, Dan and Jordan. Excited to hear what's next.

This is a really good point that makes me dislike the "Karen's improv challenge" episode of Drag Race even more

I know I haven't posted in a while, just been trying to make it thru life. But I'm still here 😘

Obscene public corruption. All out in the open. Bcuz they don’t give a fuck. Bcuz they don’t believe the American people care. Do the American people care?

Tesla. Disney. CVS Health. United Airlines. PayPal. Billions in profits. $0 in federal corporate income taxes. That money should be funding schools, healthcare, and public services. This is why people are mad as hell.

Darlene Mitchell on #dragrace :

"As goes Maine, so goes the nation," as we used to say.

they kishi my bashi til i bright whites

Who up Kishi-ing their Bashis?

Georgia Voter: It's giving war crime. You can't do that. We don't just annihilate people because we can and, you know, make a grab for the money and the oil. And that's what we've done in Venezuela. And that's what we're doing in Iran.

I’m so fucking embarrassed to be from the United States with this insane freak in charge.

Try living in Atlanta-in-Dekalb. Calling 911 means you may get DeKalb 911, Decatur 911, or Atlanta 911. Then you have to wait to get transferred. Atlanta needs a metro 911.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

"you see, Mr Bond, I also like to live dangerously," I say as I lick raw cookie dough off the mixing spoon

Pollen season makes me wish it was socially acceptable to wear a gas mask in public

I need a nap

"If this tech is as amazing as you say it is, I'll be able to pick it up and become productive on a timescale of my choosing not yours." shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/03...

Idk why it never occurred to me that Derrick Barry was the drag queen's actual name and not a stage name