I think this was supposed to go on your alt

omg y'all the brain fag is real today

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

Donald Trump illegally stole $1700 from you is a gift midterm message.

the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns should have been "the only people important to the functioning of society are the workers who actually do things" if every rich asshole on earth vanished in a puff of smoke tomorrow, nobody would notice or care

just pure, dehumanizing evil

my autocorrect now defaults perfect to perFFect

The Constitution says "No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law." Presidents who violate the Constitution should be impeached and removed from office.

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

I've caught strep more times at my job since RTO than I had the previous ~30 years of my life

There are so many reasons these days where I’m feeling like this focus on generative AI might be one of the worst mistakes in recent human history. Whatever perceived value it could provide isn’t worth the damage it’s doing in so many areas.

I hate everything about this

Is it live, or is it Mucinex?

pretty stunning chart

"I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think your inside is your best side" is my favorite lyric of the past 10 years

At this point if one of the online tools I use starts randomly messing up, I assume it's due to the company who runs that tool using AI to code

OpenAI ”acknowledged in its own research that LLMs will always produce hallucinations due to fundamental mathematical constraints that cannot be solved through better engineering, marking a significant admission from one of the AI industry’s leading companies.” You can’t trust chatbots.

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many people don’t know this, but Lady Gaga is actually short for Lady Georgiageorgia

Hey definitely call your senators about this. Like seriously.

sigh

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

It's a little on the nose to name an AI "Clod," even if it's spelled differently officially

if i were a gym leader I'd put my gym inside a power plant and I'd say things like "Get ready for a shocking battle!" and then I'd just have like Grass types or something

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way. The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

the fact that I was born at a time when it’s so easy to learn about places and cultures outside of my own experience will never stop being cool to me and I have a hard time relating to people who instead want to fight it

Unsubscribed from Lowe's emails because they put Mr Beast's face in my inbox

turns out it's a mechanical turk, huh

There should be legal consequences when tech dipshits lie about how their products function & THEY ARE LYING ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THERE ARE NOT CONSEQUENCES FOR THEM CURRENTLY

"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants" No you don't. If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.

Office jobs are fundamentally unserious Like, here I go, clocking in at the clicking and typing factory

UNPROMPTED?! Lizzo why? Why would you die on THIS hill when no one asked you to?

Existing in the awkward space between tired and awake Too early to just get up and get ready, too late to just fall back asleep

74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month. Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.

hearty fare for beefy SAILORS is also how I'd describe my ass

“Clicktatorship” is a brilliant term.

As a UGA grad in Atlanta, I miss Barberito's and wish there was one closer

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

You want me to send an email? The thing Jeffrey Epstein loved doing??

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Mobile game devs didn't want emulators on our phones bc they know they can't compete with Pokémon Gold

Sending this to every deranged fujoshi:

I think my neighbor's passenger didn't enjoy the ride

Honk shoe, honk shoe

"LinkedIn saw it first" what are u smoking?

An affair involving a foot doctor is called a podia-tryst