Happy birthday to my very close friend @gianthepigeon.bsky.social! I drew Giancarlo with clothes on, for once!

I forgot my audience when speaking to a coworker and used the word "Limpidity". Instantly recognizing my mistake, as said coworker is hardly a logophile... I had the somewhat chucklesome experience of having to clarify the meaning of the word. Which to my jovial ass was moderately amusing.

"You're so intelligent and clearly have your shit together. Mature, dad-like. It's awesome." True. However. My lock screen is a cartoon dog in Pit Vipers shoving drugs up his own ass. So. Take that as you will.

Fox solves his daddy issues Posted way earlier on Patreon! www.patreon.com/Booki985/pos...

Whether you identify as a pup, pet, pony, handler, or you're simply curious, Georgia Kennel Club invites you to Pet Play 101 at Atlanta Leather Pride! We'll cover headspace, dynamics, misconceptions, and finish with an open Q&A where no question is too basic. 🕟 25 July 430-530pm 📍Atlanta Eagle

Low carb portein burritos! I'll never win a plating contest or anything but these are so good. 1 lbs 93% lean beef Taco seasoning Onion Fire roasted corn Black beans Low carb wheat tortilla Brown meat, seasoning and onion. Combine corn and beans. Cook 3 minutes. Add to 5-6 tortillas. Brown. Eat!

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Gear Queer Snags Free Wet Suit at the Gay Thrift Store. Needs a bit of TLC but free is free :D

First workout at the new gym. And first selfie in the new apartment.

Ive been with Progressive for at least 18 years. Moved to Atlanta...they upped my rate $160 a month. Called USAA. For the same/better coverage...I'm now saving $25 a month. Insurance is such a fuckin racket.

I got a membership at a Gay gym. LoL. Neat.

Guess I'm a city gay now.

Great view!

Anybody wanna come cuddle up with me while I read about General Kuribayashi's defensive preparations on Iwo in mid 1944?

Come along, pup. We're going on a lil cycling adventure!

Horror movies I've watched recently and my scores out of 10: The Wretched: 3/10. Clunky story. Not a re-watch. They Will Kill You: 8/10. Stupid gore but entertaining. Obsession: 5/10. Not great. Not terrible. Uncomfortable. Undertone: -76/10. Boring slow-burn trash with an ambiguous ending.

Giving a subordinate a couple free days off to handle family shit because he's out of normal off days shouldn't be a shocking event. Like dude. Handle your business. We'll be fine. Also when I say "oh you earned those comp days earlier this year, remember?" just shut up and take the hint.

Touring!

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Masculine Jock Bro Dawg Who Wears More Pink Than A Fairy Princess And Will Make Your Dad Call Him Sir™️

Wtf gear queer Lego.... $_$

Fit Boyz feat. @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm

"Omg you'd let your husband have sex with someone else? Pfft. Thats not how I! would do marriage." Ok. You do you, bub. I have the confidence to know that sure, other dudes might get my husband off. But at the end of the night, he comes home to our bed. Y'all get to borrow him. I get to keep him.

Anyone wanna blow my husband in an Gap fitting room?

Bojangles for the first time in probably 30 years. I mean. It's not terrible. But. I see why I only go once every three decades.

Everything's closed and it's too hot to go out today anyways so I thought of some games we could play without ever leaving the bedroom.

Huh. So. PTSD Me isn't ready for fireworks yet. Cool. Cool.

Gaaaaaayming

Shopping haul.

Yeah or ya know. Images. I blame the heat.

Imagines failing to load on #FCF is clearly a homophobic attack.

Power Bottom Strats: Him: "You know if I get off in the morning I'll be useless all day, right?" Me: I'm aware. So... *edges him 6 times, suddenly stops* alright cool..outta bed..time for Dunkin and the gym. Him: 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Yall know that @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm is awesome yeh? :D

Bred a Bear's butt. Now he's going to snag us pizza while I relax and engage in light reading. Happy 4th of July Weekend.

Be you, bro.

Therapist: "You seemed to handle it well." Me: "No. No I didn't handle it well. That's why I'm here talking to you. I was fucked up. And my chosen family told me I needed to get help. I didn't see it. They did. They handled it well. And for that I am grateful."

Be you, bro.

What happens whenever I try to hit on literally anyone......

This years Ross County soccer kit is 🔥 #Staggies #JockDog

Hubs stopped me on the way to my post gym shower to compliment my pecs/tiddies....

I support this message.

Dearest Brain. With the utmost and endearing respect for your years of solid service, I humbly make a simple request: Shut. The fuck. Up. Sending you nothing but the very best and fondest wishes, Me.

Retirement Gift Idea.... 👀

The things I discuss with my ex, someone whomst has been in my life for 20+ years, would boggles the minds of most people. Like helping him & his partner find enlightenment in regards to their sex life. "Gather round. And let me wax poetic about the virtues of being a Power Bottom™️, Padawan."

Free will was a mistake.

When your Texas bred husband say the sky is looking a little green/tornadic...you end up chilling in the central downstairs bathroom for a bit. CC: @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm

As I'm paying at WaHo earlier: Waitresss "Question. Y'all are a couple, right?" Me: "Yes." Waitress: "Oh ok. I'll make a note of that so I stop asking if it's 1 ticket or separate. My girlfriend and I get that alot too and it always makes me a little >_> so I'll remember next time." Like...awww. 💕

I read them entirely out of an unhinged curiosity to see who expected more than what they actually got, why are they surprised, and why do they think their Google Review™️ would ever stop me from going? Ive worked at WaHo. I've SEEN things. And yet I still go. Readily.

*incoherent precaffeine morning muscle barks*