Me: Fuck. Tired. Don't want to go to gym. Also Me *opens Hevy* Also Also Me: Fine I'll stop being a candyass and I'll go...

I submitted my 1st Big Boy job application since 2006. :D

Hey bro. Wanna try one of my high protein urban food logs? Home fuckin made.

Hey bro. Wanna try one of my high protein urban food logs? Home fuckin made.

Update. I lifted a boat.

PRs on chest day have a rat feeling fit. Art by @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social

Anxiety Advice from Ole Uncle Avi: Go to the gym. If you're gonna kick your own ass all day you might as well get some gainz out of it, right? #TurnBigFeelsIntoBigMuscles #pupplay

Hot as fuuuck. Also one of my favorite lifts. The initial back/shoulder crack on the first rep is uugghghfhfhsbsnsvd....

No. I don't know how to drink Scotch with the helmet on. 1)It's not the point and 2)I clearly didnt think this all through, ok?

Bawrk.

The Hartsfield Jackson Airport TSA wait time screen used to break it down by terminal/checkpoint location. Now it just shows this. Plan ahead y'all lol.

#MonochromeMonday #Flex #GymRat

Between 1993 and 1996 (7 to 10 YOA for me)...its no wonder I became a gym/muscle loving Rat into moto gear. Seriously. Life never even gave me a chance to be normal.

Still dunno why 4K of you follow my dorky flexing ass but here we are...

Post-Gym vibes.

Post-Gym vibes.

There is a reason I wear speedos to the gym under my wee shorts.....

This Is Gay.

Things have been different since the gang disbanded. Scooby and Shaggy parted ways and now he lives in a rough apartment. The owner lets him stay for free. Even takes care of him some. But it's a dull life. The landlord's suggestion for work is becoming more appealing each day.

I mean. I am a Georgia Peach... 🍑

Such a nice day for a dog walk.....

Wanna go ridin? I could use a backpack.

So. Took a 2 week break. Cleaned up the feed. Slight adjustments going forward. But. I'm back.

We back or what?

Dropping an amount of money with a comma in it so that my 80 year old dad has a reliable vehicle was not high up on my list of priorities buuuuuuttttttt. I'm a good son. And he didn't have any other options. And my 4 siblings suck. However. Blessed to be in a situation where I CAN help.

old Goro fanart

See y'all in a few days.

what the fuck is wrong with him..... he's not wearing socks

Shifting my current state of affairs posts to my other account. The juxtaposition here was getting a bit out of hand, heh. Anyway. Back to regularly scheduled programing soon.

I needed a stupid night. I watched Fixed. So fucking stupid. And hilarious.

Happy Fat Cock Friday!

We all cultivate this particular image for folks and rarely does anyone see the you that's eating cold pizza and drinking a white Monster while ass-naked on your couch at 8:30am on a Saturday.

I was left alone with adult money...

Why caint I quit you....

I only bought this because I'm a child....

Calling a dude whom you know is gay a Motherfucker feels homophobic in a way so from now on I'm exclusively using Fatherfucker because it's either insulting OR accurate and regardless, it works. Thoughts brought to by my wandering work brain.

Puppies Gay Gear More puppies More gear William Knife-Man (Ugh! Ugh!)

BabyFurs: Valid PupHoods: Valid Geardos: Valid Grey Muzz: Valid Feral Arts: Valid Consensual Adult Incest Fantasy: Valid Kinksters: Valid Vore: Valid Etc etc: Valid If it isn't illegal and everyone consents, then shut up about it. I'm not into several listed above. But let folks be folks, damn.

Me, to my stomach, knowing I have dick appointments later...

My instagram search page is a goddamn snitch.....

It's #HumpDay!

Anybody else out there use Hevy to track your workouts n stuff? I need more folks to encourage and stuff.

Don't look at the horses ass speech tonight. Look at my puppy ass instead.

Dude was getting merc'd by a gay faggot gear head furry. Also I've been playing GTA for 12 years. Don't step to Unc's ass if you can't handle the smoke.