@brandusedbur.bsky.social and I chilling outside #FWA2026.

#FWA2026, you’ve been great. Perfect way to round out #DeargDoesAmerica with my chosen family. So many firsts; so many memories made. My heart is full but boy am I tired. Loves ya 🩵💙 @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm @brandusedbur.bsky.social @pupdresden.fuckedup.farm

Moonlight Festival UnFuckingWind Pool Party <3

The worst part for me was going around last night and telling people they had to cover their buttcracks because it's "the law". Everything about that sentiment runs counter-intuitive to my entire existence.

Another successful #MoonlightFestival at #FWA2026. This is yer Festival Lead signing off...with shower wine <3

Another successful #MoonlightFestival at #FWA2026. This is yer Festival Lead signing off...with shower wine <3

Both a threat and a promise tbh...

All the costume swaps...

Goals.

Roaming around #FWA... find me and stuff.

I ever tell y’all that I heckin’ love penguins. The #FWA2026 Aquarium Takeover was fucking great and @pupdresden.fuckedup.farm managed to snap a picture of me being snoot to snoot with one of ‘em!! #DeargDoesAmerica

That FWA vibe...

Bark. Bark.

We FWAin or what?

Yo lets all be gay fuckin dogs bro

Happy #HumpDay!

Fresh Dresden art courtesy of @wolfybuns.bsky.social of my big gay gym rat self....with a minor wardrobe malfunction...or is it???? :D

Fresh Dresden art courtesy of @wolfybuns.bsky.social of my big gay gym rat self....with a minor wardrobe malfunction...or is it???? :D

Pup Void is so excited for his first con he wanted to play dressup too. Keep an eye out. He has stickers. #FWA2026

The quicker you learn and accept that no matter what you do with an event/con/meet-up...someone will always find reason to complain (rather than get involved to help), the easier these things will be on your Mentals. But also take time to chuckle at Bandit boofing.

Don't call yourself my pup unless you're ready to be my pup. Don't call yourself my Sir if you're not ready to handle my energy. I been doin this a long time. I've been around a while. Im too old for games and relationships where I get far less back than what I put in. The boys earned it.

#MonochromeMonday featuring myself & @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm. *flexrawr*

#MonochromeMonday featuring myself & @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm. *flexrawr*

BOLO for this dicknuts at FWA. :D

"Come on now, Boy. It's Sunday. Gotta get the yard work and house chores done before the Race starts. And don't give yer momma any back talk. Just clean that fetch pen you call a bedroom."

"Come on now, Boy. It's Sunday. Gotta get the yard work and house chores done before the Race starts. And don't give yer momma any back talk. Just clean that fetch pen you call a bedroom."

Almost time for Hot Pup Summer....

Almost time for Hot Pup Summer....

When you catch yourself almost telling a super dark joke around folks that don't know your past and catch it at the last second and just kinda... lol

Ok listen, Waffle House. Stop punching above your weight class. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. Don't try to be what you aren't.

Lets get the weekend started, fuckers!

Today's #FatCockFriday post features the WATTS Double Check Valve Assembly and it's 4 massive test cocks. As far as DCVAs go...the WATTS 8" has some of the biggest, fattest cocks.

Today's #FatCockFriday post features the WATTS Double Check Valve Assembly and it's 4 massive test cocks. As far as DCVAs go...the WATTS 8" has some of the biggest, fattest cocks.

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Y'all want some of my White Monster™️ on this ##ThirstyThursday? Huehuehue...

Pup, pup, pup of the jungle Strong as he can be (Baaark!) Watch out for that tree!

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Hump Day, fuckers.... get them arm humps.

Got our little buddy-man back. (better urn incoming)

FYI: I love adult-centric Bluey memes....

Husband found me a song book from the 1943 Academy Award winning propaganda short "Der Fuehrer's Face" née "Donald Duck in Nutzi Land". I grew up watching alot of Disney and Looney Tune WW2 propaganda shorts and this one is very much top tier.

I don't know if this is the answer my mom expected...

"Oh sweet bike attire dude. What do you ride?" Um..... mostly dick...

Y'all remember that time I Puppy'd and got us stuck on a random Scottish roadside? Twice? In the same day? @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm remembers. #MonochromeMonday

For the first time in at least a decade I am in my home without another living thing. Its fine this is fine I'm fine. Video games distract right? Right. XD

Oh man. I had better click this link. Otherwise my Amirecan ExpressAcc0vnt might be compromised, gang....and we can't have a compromised Amirecan ExpressAcc0vnt.

I get the impression when my husband travels he thinks I sit here and eat like a college frat bro....and minus the white Monster...I think I do well for myself.

Geardo bachelor weekend...