They see me gaymin (and Bandit's ass)... They hatin (and Bandit's ass)...

#ThrowbackThursday #ThrowItBackThursday #TBT So this was my ass 11 years ago. I think I still got it. ;D

HeyZeus Kreestow.... its me. Like. Not really. But its My Ratsona Energy.

Bro, whatd I say about knocking when the doors closed? 😳 #HumpDay

Ain't the biggest hog on the farm but it'll make some bacon...

If you appreciate my smut, feel free to drop me a tip sometime. Obviously no obligations or expectations from anyone! Just imagine you're tossing singles on my lower back or sliding them into my jockstrap band. ko-fi.com/thicccrat

Sir, you are dripping Comms for @ad-tyranno.bsky.social

Facts. Sport Mode is a thing.

When random "Dom Tops" come at you because you have a gorgeous ass acting all gruff like "Imma make you my bitch" and you gotta remind them that your traumatic existence means thet yes, you wanna get fucked by you're the one in charge and they need to pump the brakes on their bravado ASAP...

Technically my underwear is tight and white so it counts for today.

The number of folks sending me this shows that my friends 1000000000% get me.

I'm kind of? an athlete. TBF I hate running. So I pay money to incentivize me to get out and do it. Between community 5Ks, "Obstacle Fun Runs" and The Conqueror app...these are all the cardio medals I've accrued. Mostly in 2025. And I'm actively working on 4 more. I still HaTe Cardio.

Technically my underwear is tight and white so it counts for today.

Cut Day 1. Gained some unwanted poundage over the holidays so time to knock it back off. We'll re-attack this at 30, 60, & 90 days.

Days until Retirement: 363 Days until I have a miiiillllddddd panic attack wondering about timelines and what I'm going to do with myself in order to not become a homeless hungry veteran in this economy oh god oh god oh god: 0

Happy #MonochromeMonday! Tackle the week and get after it! #MCM

Flex! 💪 From 2024...Seems like I never posted this lol

Yall. Im bored cuz snow and stuff. DM or comment. Ask Me Literally Anything. And I'll answer.

Dino back view 🦖 I was convinced this sketch wasn't good enough. But this big dino was calling for me to post it, so...

WhatsTheMeaningOfThisShit dot gif.

"Aw heck. Little dustin like this ain't even worth the all the panic buyin for milk sandwiches. Just put'er in 4, take it easy on the stops, and always turn into the skids, fella."

It's cold outside...but warm in here ;)

It's cold outside...but warm in here ;)

Gaymer: ✅️ Jock: ✅️ PigFaggot: ✅️

Sner :D

Gunna snow and be cold as fuck this weekend. Gotta break out the Montana jacket... #FCF #FatCockFriday

Gunna snow and be cold as fuck this weekend. Gotta break out the Montana jacket... #FCF #FatCockFriday

I love my job. One minute I'm legit helping someone find a living accommodation because their heat is out & their landlords aren't playing nice. Then the next I'm chewing someone's ass for having a dogshit attitude & essentially fucking up the entire vibe. In totally unrelated circumstances.

Ok but seriously: Helmet. Stays. On. And the gloves. And the boots. And the socks. And the jock. Just shut up and fuck me already, damn.

Ok but seriously: Helmet. Stays. On. And the gloves. And the boots. And the socks. And the jock. Just shut up and fuck me already, damn.

Tops: I dunno man. Is it really worth it to just...lie back and let the power bottom take control? Me and my big-backed ass:

Thirsty Throwback Thursday with a post weighted vest workout in Montana ass.

Thirsty Throwback Thursday with a post weighted vest workout in Montana ass.

Teehee =:D

Happy #HumpDay! Cum n git it, fuckers.

Happy #HumpDay! Cum n git it, fuckers.

It's still #TightyWhiteyTuesday innit?

Since it’s the day of humps…

It's still #TightyWhiteyTuesday innit?

Outfit is 98% complete ;D

Fun fact: I'm a gear head but not a car guy. Those are two different things. About the only thing I can work with any consistency is a dip stick... #TightyWhiteyTuesday

So we're going to talk about this when I get home, @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm 👀 🥵 🥴

👀 New boot goofin.....

Fun fact: I'm a gear head but not a car guy. Those are two different things. About the only thing I can work with any consistency is a dip stick... #TightyWhiteyTuesday

We gaymin or what, bro?

Live look at my institutionalized ass sending Resumès out....

Something Something TightEnd/WideReceiver/TailBack joke... #MCM ##MonochromeMonday

Conference Championship Sunday. Where ya muzzlin first, folx?

Conference Championship Sunday. Where ya muzzlin first, folx?

New W.I.P. from @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social... Wonder what it could be....