Was doin some scrolling and stroking to get fluffed for a new #fcf photo and thing's got a little outta hand.

I was a fuckin kid when I got Vladie. He hadnt even opened his eyes yet and fell asleep on the drive home in the palm of my hand. Now he's just past 15 and has followed me around god knows where the whole time. When hes zonked like this sometimes I just watch him and hope he's enjoyed the ride.

Was doin some scrolling and stroking to get fluffed for a new #fcf photo and thing's got a little outta hand.

The gay man uses the backwards hat as a sign of amorous intent or, in later years, appear more youthful and full of vigor and vitality instead of Tylenol.

If I followed the path set for me, I'd be a Jesuit priest with contacts in the TX and NY political vanguard who spends his time poring over theological treatises. Instead I'm the happiest and healthiest I've ever been, and I spend my days with weirdos. Chart your own course. It's more fun. 🤙

My wet bath towel. A hand sanitizer pump bottle full of astroglide. A dried rhododendron flower picked from a meadow in the shadow of Mt Paektu during a double rainbow that parted a lightning storm. #WhatsInHotaysSaddlebagToday

One for the squadron, one for me. 😋 This year I named them Mailbox & Steamboat.

Dres: "You know you can just not answer the phone when your dad calls if it stresses you out that much." No, cuz then mom calls and seeing her pop up on my caller id sends me into borderline mania. #JewishSonStuff

One for the squadron, one for me. 😋 This year I named them Mailbox & Steamboat.

I found a needle in a stack of leaves n sawdust and shit. Does that count?

If I followed the path set for me, I'd be a Jesuit priest with contacts in the TX and NY political vanguard who spends his time poring over theological treatises. Instead I'm the happiest and healthiest I've ever been, and I spend my days with weirdos. Chart your own course. It's more fun. 🤙

Hemlo :3

One day I'll get to see an aurora. :<

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

Hemlo :3

Finally got the hole cut and sanded. Letting some touchup paint dry before taping it up and putting a couple security latches and that's it for the foldable gloryhole.

Just because we live on the edge of normalcy or live in a different sector than you doesn't mean your fight is more or less important than mine. Not everyone can survive 40+ days. To do so is a privilege, much like we were proclaiming when your jobs weren't deemed "essential". #NoNuanceNovember

I'll be back on my regular routine of gyming, bathroom flexing, and being uncpup as soon as I can. I'm on day 5 of a rather stubborn illness and just haven't had the mind or energy for it. Love you pupperses.

Has anyone elses Telegram notifications just been totally busted? I get maybe 1/3 of them. Hour will go by, Ill click the app and buzz buzz Ive ghosted half my friends.

Documentary: "He's in middle Tennessee. The nearest accelerationist militia cell to him is in north Georgia." Me: Don't say it. Please don't say it. Don't let it be.... dammit.

History buffs: Is there a not-talked-about-enough historical thing that just... particularly really sticks with you as fucked up? Mine is Victorian Workhouses. The seat of the empire was unimaginably cruel.

Nini pupperses.

An N64 controller with a special fourth wang. Sand. All the fancy presents Red Steagall ever has or ever will get that he traded for the night of the tumbleweed christmas tree. #WhatsInHotaysSaddlebagToday

"I don't wanna end up like Apollo Creed. All washed up and killed by a russian."

🐮💚 Happy Feral Flame release day! 🐺🔥 Book 4 of 6 of the #NossSaga ✅ ... Two more to go. Help me spread the word, and good luck getting that mask! #BookSky 🌈📚 #QueerBookSky

Happy Vet's Day to my husband, best friend, and adventure partner @pupdresden.fuckedup.farm. You've been around the world and done things folks can't even imagine. You've sacrificed the health of your mind and body for this country even when they they didn't value us. Im proud of you every day.

2 sick 2 come up with new stuff have Scottish train porn. 💚🐕 @pupdresden.fuckedup.farm

Vet's Day in a military town sucks aaassss. Yall Im not trying to join the grazers collecting their freebies. I just want my damn coffee so I can not gnaw someones face off.

One cool thing about this area is theres a lot of these small random cemeteries in the woods and by the roads all over. Organised cemeteries werent really a thing here til the midcentury times.

Happy Vet's Day to my husband, best friend, and adventure partner @pupdresden.fuckedup.farm. You've been around the world and done things folks can't even imagine. You've sacrificed the health of your mind and body for this country even when they they didn't value us. Im proud of you every day.

Arctic front crashing through tonight and gettin well below freezing. I'm gonna have to break the news to Vladie (again) he is not, has never been, and will never be, a "sleep outside" dog. Sorry, bud.

Mutual aid is a privilege in the fantasy world of the urban dweller. Once again, a very large chunk of the so called champions of the underdog don't understand how shit works out here in the real world. Survival is not a game to score points in. Its something you just fucking do. #NoNuanceNovember

Not bad for improvised flu carpentry.

Normal gays are basically straight people to gay furries

Hey Google, Can I send a 40-year-old man to finishing school?

This is why you don't get news from tiktok or instagram reels. This is also why you delete tiktok and instagram.

BREAKING: Supreme Court declines challenge to landmark 2015 same-sex marriage ruling #NOH8

I don't want to go to space. I don't wanna go under the ocean. I don't even really like lakes all that much. Ill keep my happy butt on terra firma, thank you very much. Aint gonna catch me on no Zelda Fitzgeraldo boat in the damn great lakes no sir uh uh.

My coughs gotten worse and my ears are plugged. Hoo boy I caught something tenacious this time.

Cleanse your palate with this dick. Night pupperses. #GreySweatpantsSeason

🧹🧹🧹 Dont mind me, just clearing some schmutz from my feed.

Adding an homage to our favorite things.

If you're one of those people who comes to an almost dead stop at a green light, bad things should happen to you. #NoNuanceNovember

I did a photoshoot a while back with this doggo, and look! The photos are finally coming out! Just like my load ^-^ 📸: @pupprestonphotos.bsky.social

Its time for my favorite part of the holidays- Hotay & Dresdens Mostly Annual Holiday Card Thingy™️. 42 cards going to 21 states and 5 different countries really makes me sit back and be thankful for the beautiful people that make my world what it is. 💙 from Austin to Australia and every between.

📍Nottingham City Center

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

Phoning it in tonight with Impossible Patty Melts and air-fried steak fries. Still delish and nutrish for my fave nephewpup even if Im not feelin the best.