Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional and highly discouraged. The bastards can't take your sense of magic and wonder from you, so never surrender it. Go be a dumb immature cartoon character of a dog.

So you know that feeling when you grew up poor? Like how much it fucks with you? It's the same thing with being formerly fat. There's always gonna be that part of you worried about getting fat again. We try our best to ignore and not let it do our head in. Like how I deal with my mother.

Funny how a lil piece of neoprene can bring such unbridled joy. Night, pupperses.

Folks find it odd I frame moving to Atlanta the same way my sister with a musical theatre degree envisions moving to New York. We all have a different defintion of "home". Accept it and you might learn somethin..

Fuck, bro. It's leg day and I went hard. Can you just rub em for me for a lil bit? There's a good pup.

Pov: Its movie night and were watching Lord of the Rings: Extended Cut. I made delicious tacos and you picked the movie.

Happy Friday puppers! I made you carne asada tacos to celebrate you surviving the week. Cant have you going out trying to pull hotties at the bar on an empty stomach! #BodyRecomp #pup

Add a "Turn Off Reposts" function here. I mean being able to mute INDIVIDUALS reposts. Not all reposts. Per user mute.

Fuck, bro. It's leg day and I went hard. Can you just rub em for me for a lil bit? There's a good pup.

Avi Lore: I used to grind my own telescope mirrors.

Okay Gabby has the chance to do the funniest thing cuz why not.

Snoot goes here. Good pup.

The world is a fuck Lets post dog pics

There's a category of people I call my gym friends I dont know their names. We've never spoken. We barely acknowledge each other. We have nothing in common other than we work out at the same time every day. It's kinda like an airplane but every day and its the same people. Idle minds ya know.

Snoot goes here. Good pup.

Coffee. Gym. Housepup. Happy #ThirstyThursday, pupperses. Go find that Friday!

You've been working hard all week so Uncle Avi made ya somethin special. Southwestern kale-quinoa power bowl with a house made low-fat chipotle dressing. Eat up, puppers. <3

I'm not going back to Mastodon. Sorry.

Hockey night tonight, need to draw more NHL mascots this year 🦁🏒 #art #furry

So vascular hngh murr n such.

So I was startin to be a lil disappointed. Hadn't seen this cutie who works out the same time I do in a while. (Military base life is like this. People disappear with no warning.) He's back but he shaved. ;.; Oh... you poor kid...

Seconding "please leave us out of whatever buck wild goyische nonsense it is this time".

Got my favorite jammies, my water bottle, and 0 monsters under the bed! Ready for snooze? I know I am. Sleep tight knowing I love you and I'm gonna bark away any baddies! (Also the longer He talks about tylenol the less time he can spend doing literally anything else so 🤷‍♂️.) Goodnight, pupperses.

Just in time for another rate hike, huh? Not buyin it. #WeAreNotGoingBackToDisneyPlus

Remember: Good boys get their shots.

In secret ceremonies during #HotPupSummerUK I deputised a few UK pups to spread my pup propaganda across their home counties. We're coming for you, The Midlands. Good boy, @pupdearg.bsky.social. Good boy...

Busy busy today. While I'm gone how bout you pupperses discuss bicep veins?

Muckin with SSRIs: It's a treat for your brain and your gut.

Micah Parsons woulda picked off that Bears TD. Just sayin. #JerryJonesNeedsToDieAlready

Let's post up in this neat shipwreck and see what dreams we can catch on the way by. Don't worry, there's nothing bad down here. All that can wait til Monday. Goodnight, pupperses.

Your pov: you passed out at the gay bar during pet night from too many drinks, and the dogs are doing a check in 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Don't be a battery in the bastards' megaphone. Backup then delete your Meta and Tiktok accounts and we'll do whatever messed up good boy shit you want. #fcf

Avi, no! That's how you get haunted!

Proposal: Let people put up holiday decor whenever they want, aye? We're all whiteknuckling it here who cares, man.

Alrighty, pupperses. Henceforth this Bluesky page you're looking at right now is my only social media account. If you need to contact me, it's here or Telegram. If its not those two it isn't me. Avoid. Down with the robots. The billionaires bought the algorithms so lets make them worthless.

Even the hurricanes don't want anything to do with our mess.

Alrighty, pupperses. Henceforth this Bluesky page you're looking at right now is my only social media account. If you need to contact me, it's here or Telegram. If its not those two it isn't me. Avoid. Down with the robots. The billionaires bought the algorithms so lets make them worthless.

If I had a theme song Itd be "Gettin Drunk in A Bathtub". One of you musicy furries you get that onenfor free.

Don't be a battery in the bastards' megaphone. Backup then delete your Meta and Tiktok accounts and we'll do whatever messed up good boy shit you want. #fcf

Let it be known my life as a housepup isn't me sitting around playing video games or some shit. I'm always up to somethin and rarely sit. I'm a busy dog!

So @barkitect.bsky.social told me the Mexican Independence Day parade included Good Rescue Doggos. Even the dogs put on a better parade than He can. 🫡

Since I didn't get any artwork at BFC, I commissioned a quick sketch from @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com to commemorate my one souvenir. :p

The wait is over! Our jerseys are now available for order. Proceeds go directly to supporting our team to play in queer hockey tournaments across North America. Orders will only be open for a few days, so act quick Thanks so much, we hope you enjoy! icedogshockeyclub.myshopify.com

This only ends if you refuse the muzzle and do not comply.

In my day we knew how to handle media companies.

i think i just need a man to hug me and then beat the shit out of me and then kiss me and then call me a slur and then i'll be normal again

#ThrowbackThursday I miss drunk naked dog pool floaty time. :(