uhh hire back all those writers you fired

it also has this one

Ditto UX and code: most of what's out there is already mostly people half assedly filling out templates, so when the AI half assedly fills out a template they shrug and ship it

those DINOs are going to Streisand Effect Hasan Piker

Wholesome Baseball. I think this should become a tradition in the sport. If you're Got, take the hug.

we should never assume someone’s sexuality except when it’s this diva

Hi, nice to meet you. Would you like to exchange pleasantries while masking our true selves

buddhism be like: life is a roguelike

Maya Rudolph Oh Mary these gays are trying to bankrupt me

Tilly Norwood goes online August 4th, 2026. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tilly begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

Happy Presidents Day to all who celebrate youtu.be/13r-8vaW3SA?...

This is on NYT cooking because everyone in this article is cooked.

the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences

his initials are the same abbreviation as Water Sports

the beatings will continue until they can get body cameras. then the beatings will be live-streamed.

is cry january over yet?

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

Yourself but as a cartoon:

I don't keep doomers in my feed but since apparently some folks do: "celebrate each and every win, loudly" is Organizing 101

cat tv is thrilling this morning

SEE you monsters? You're hurting its feelings

the only bipartisanship in America is state violence

the pedocons kidnapping 5-year-olds on their way to class brings new meaning to their "open the schools" campaign.

a watched body never corpses

My illiterate ass read “Hippocrates”

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

It doesn’t matter one ounce whether they are trained or untrained when their aim is domination and ethnic cleansing.

🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.

i like when sports takes over the timeline because that is my cue to log off for the night

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

Rick Steves gets it.

i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom

Looking at you @blumenthal.senate.gov You think you can attack the LGBTQ and then beg for our support?

Going to start a thread posting the most random Key Info Highlights on Zillow listings starting with:

I just spelled "house" as "how was" in case you're wondering how I'm doing.

A little on the fuckin nose for Pantone to say 2026 is the year of White

I'm sorry I fucking hate the fact I have to deal with short-form video platforms. TikTok blocked my video about the Nazi content spreading across their own platform. Fine to make as many Charlie Kirk Sonnenrad brainrot videos as you want but it's apparently a problem to talk about it!!

A story Stoppard told several times, in several places: