A certified banger, AND the comments section does not fail to provide exactly what you might expect to show up in the comments on such a piece.

/shakes the tin furiously

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

if we paid for a few weeks of foreign travel for every American we'd have a much more civilized, less hysterical country

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

It's never the ghoul you wish would collapse in the Oval Office

AND Pelosi is retiring? The good news just piles up this week

remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ? yeah, about that

lol

New airplane inane person behavior unlocked: person behind me decided to hand their jacket over the back of my wife's seat? Which puts their jacket in direct contact with her head?

If this plane crashes I'm going to be exactly as super dead and squished as everyone else here, so like yeah sure "I'll give you the verbal yes" that I'll help in case of an emergency, sure ok man whatever you say

Honest question: why do these shitbags think our city is "the most important city in our country" but also think it's a shithole they would never set foot in?

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

So-called "Centrism" does not work.

If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.

with apologies to @theonion.com

I hope every other city in America is ready for five years of us New Yorkers bragging about having the only good mayor

So fucking proud of my hometown for a) doing something great while b) telling some of the worst people alive to go fuck themselves. Real New York shit.

A socialist - not an ex-socialist, not an accused socialist, an up front 'yes, I'm a socialist, and this is the socialist group I came up with, and these are the socialist-inflected policies I plan to enact' - just cracked a million votes in New York City.

" The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Important to note that had Sliwa dropped out, Cuomo… still would have lost

good news folks the boys are woke again

time to cash those checks motherfucker

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

big question of the night: why didnt NYC like the billionaire backed groper who killed their grandparents

dude you PROMISED,

"Terminally online hedge fund manager Bill Ackman donated $1.75 million, while failed presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg donated $8.3 million, all to no avail." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

We did it for you Dick Cheney

I hope every other city in America is ready for five years of us New Yorkers bragging about having the only good mayor

There are more of us than there are of them.

Cheney dead. Zohran mayor. And 2 Million assholes promising to leave town. Really what could be better

lol

[with so much force my body explodes into singular atoms] ZOHRAN MAMDANI

REMEMBER, if you are in line to vote in the New York City elections NO YOU ARE NOT you are On Line

Carefully explaining that yes I do have diarrhea in Mexico but no not the racist kind just the normal kind that doesn't even know I'm in Mexico

Need one of those guys who change horseshoes to give me a pedicure

baseball players don't even want to play 27 innings within a 24 hour period anymore

How many times am I gonna have to post this

RFK is definitely gonna tell people to eat those monkeys

All my apes! Freed!

Sick of standing desk. I want a lying down desk.