Moby Dick #15? That book was the hardest of hard slogs. Guardian 100 best novels.

Fundamentally, a lot of the problems in British politics comes from a political generation being forced to do something they think is a bad idea, to appease voters they think are wrong with beliefs they don't really understand.

Jesus, lads. RIP dot ie comments are back in the news regarding the events across the water 😲 #Speirgorm

When historians look back on the Starmer reign they will wonder why a man elected with such a large majority governed with the defensiveness of someone who had one seat to spare. I'm not sure what they'll conclude because there seems no logical explanation.

Ironically, I was once marooned on a tiny island with Occam, yet it took him ten years to work out that I was the one stealing his shaving kit.

Be an awful shame if Brighton qualified for CL and then were denied it as Hearts win SPL.

Léon Over the top, laughable junk. Really made me re-evaluate friends who loved it.

There was just no recovery from this post.

The most insane Americans on this website—who wish more than anything that someone would assassinate their widely despised leader—believe that every assassination attempt to date has been staged

Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"

McManaman last night, Savage tonight. Are TNT Sports trying to torture us?

Passing on this message from Camilla, a PM on @github.com ’s Maintainer Love team: If you could wave a magic wand, what is the #1 feature you'd want us to ship? No idea is too tiny - the smallest changes often have the biggest impact.

This graph should be on the front of newspapers. From Sinead O'Sullivan: www.butthistime.com/p/mind-the-gap

No surprises. #speirgorm Fuel protester had €550,000 Revenue judgments and animal cruelty charges www.rte.ie/news/2026/04...

I reckon Donald Trump is going to go from "perfectly capable to be President" to "far too unwell (senile) to face a trial" in record time.

"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell"

Italy out 😲 #WC2026

Lads… #speirgorm

As usual we're left supporting Côte d'Ivoire in international sporting competitions 🇨🇮 #COYBIG

Lads, it's time... #CZEIRE #COYBIG

Ogbene has been immense #CZEIRE #COYBIG

Just as I predicted, a boring 0-0 in the 90 minutes. #CZEIRL #COYBIG

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

PSA: Go and switch your energy supplier if you’re out of contract - we’re all about to get hammered on bills

Big day tomorrow for my account name. #COYS

Worth saving this as a retort to criticisms of celebrations when he goes for the longest sleep.

C'mon lads. I can't keep hitting refresh waiting for the outrageous rural floats to appear. #speirgorm

Well that was sickening #SixNations

@office365itpros.com Hi Tony, a lot of us might be worried about Stryker at the moment. A compromised account could delete all Entra devices easily with Graph. Can you put limits to deletions at a tenancy level? For instance, max device deletions per day = 100. I can't see any way to do this. WDYT?

We all really really really need to stop saying “well, it can’t get any worse” #COYS #THFC

Whatever you're doing stop and turn on Atletico Madrid vs Spurs. It's worse than Brazil vs Germany in the 2014 World Cup 👀😂

SkyBet have an entire market entitled TOTTENHAM IN CRISIS

Saw this horror of AI in the Dun Laoghaire shopping Center today…. (zoom in around the arc of “letters” around the main greeting)

#WOLLIV Look at #Wolves remaining fixtures 👀 They couldn't, could they?

Collapsing countries into failed states and then letting the people who try to escape drown in the ocean. The good guys, apparently.

Time to mute the phrase "FIFA peace prize"

Take note FAI #speirgorm

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Just when you think you've seen the most brain-dead hysterical media reporting on nonsensical anti-renewables "fears" whipped up on deranged Facebook groups, along comes the epic nonsense below:

A celebrity dies tonight.

Swedish opposition politician compares the country’s government to… Tottenham 😆

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

An interaction I think about a lot is the time I was coming home on the bus and this older guy got on and sat in front of me. He turned around, held up his mobile and went "Sorry I'm useless with these things and I've no glasses. Would you mind texting my daughter for me?"

24 hours - life really comes at you hard.

"Tudor has been out of work since being sacked by Juventus in October 2025 following an eight-match winless run" They really have a type, don't they?