In honor of Easter, the Royals really laid an egg today.

Well, there's always next season, lol. #Royals

The #Royals are gonna need to pull the fences in another 150-ish feet for all these damn pop ups to be effective.

So the #Royals rotation has been one of very few bright spots this season, so...they call up a reliever to start today's first game? Why exactly?

It's a start, but the #Royals need to send half the bullpen to the IL for ERA inflammation.

Big thanks to Mother Nature for intervening and raining out the stupid ass Apple TV game so I can watch all three #Royals games in this weekend's series. Love you, momma! 🌧️🌧️🌧️

BASEBALL GODS: Good offense, good rotation, good bullpen. Pick two. ROYALS: Okay, sure. We'll take the good rotation. BASEBALL GODS: ...

So I'm learning the #Royals have a solid rotation and like two reliable relievers. Surely that won't be a major problem all season.

Royals might've pulled Bobby and Maikel a little early tonight. Yikes.

Congrats to Kevin, and good luck with all the hundreds of extended family members he's about to learn exist. #Royals

LMAO THERE COULD BE NO CLEARER INDICATOR THAT BLUESKY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE Remember to take your blood pressure meds today, peepaws and meemaws

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

The Royals are back to .500! #HeyHeyHeyHey

Is it super dusty where others are watching the beginning of the #Royals game today or just me?

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

I bet we're gonna have an uptick in ejections this year as some terrible umpires can't stand being proven wrong. Welcomed to the season of the ump show! www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/cb-...

C'mon, Erceg. Slam the door and seize your destiny! #Royals

Braves are the anti-Salvy of ABS challenges

Game 3 of 162. I'm ready to be hurt again. #Royals

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

Shit, I've seen enough. Maybe the #Royals should leave Quatraro in Atlanta and bring back to the old school player-manager to give Salvy the reins.

Evergreen #Royals

You've got to be kidding me, Estevez. #Royals

Almost always almost winning. #Royals

Well, at least it's still March. When does the regular season start? #Royals

Royals royalling hard. Water is wet. More at 11.

Happy #Royals Opening Day to all who celebrate! I'm raising a Tank 7 in my vintage George Brett glass as is my annual tradition.

ICE Agents Just Making Sure They’re the Only Terrorists at Airport: tinyurl.com/yky47eh2

I know it is tempting, but I really think we need to quit slandering Idiocracy by comparing it to this regime. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho was a statesman who recognized a crisis, found the smartest guy available, gave him authority to fix it, and celebrated him when it worked.

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Thanks to Cam Rogers on Facebook for articulating exactly the issues around the new animated Firefly that's been announced.

He is him. Maikel Garcia is the MVP of the 2026 #WorldBaseballClassic! 🇻🇪

Maikel V P

I'd like to think Kash Patel had his private jet turn around as soon as Eugenio hit that ball

I woke up this morning and chose violence buttondown.com/charliejane/...

And remember, Gamergate was an op from Steve Bannon and Jeffrey fucking Epstein. So if you really think you're "anti-fascist," you should be anti Adam Baldwin. And anti Exactly This Shit.

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

Truly a perfect news alert

Interesting interview in Playboy with transgender adult content creators. People often point to Pornhub stats showing trans content is more popular than ever as a contradiction, as if political and sexual objectification were ever mutually exclusive

Since I was a baby (actually before I was born), the Evangelicals in my life have lusted for a MIddle East crisis or war that would effectively end the world. They pay big money for it. They are tired of waiting for Jesus to return, so they are trying to force him back. That takes big bucks.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Need more of this energy 💪

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

*glancing at the E list news* "Christ, we're gonna need a LOT more millstones." *hands Jesus five rocks and two ropes* "Can you do... y'know, the thing?"

the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns should have been "the only people important to the functioning of society are the workers who actually do things" if every rich asshole on earth vanished in a puff of smoke tomorrow, nobody would notice or care

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement