Look I know people always come at me when I say organized religion is a good cover and scam for evil people because they're preying on good people who have true faith and belief in their fellow man but yeah I meant it and here's a solid gold example.

You may not agree with everything you read in our paper. But we trust you to read it and decide for yourselves. That’s why we print statements from powerful people we like without printing the facts showing those people are lying to you. You can do that part. We trust you.

timeline cleanser www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...

How I look at Tim Walz now after previously thinking he was some kind of badass

Bandcamp has banned AI music 🎧 "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp"

@governorferguson.bsky.social @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov @jayapal.house.gov

found on IG and I'm dying

Watch out, she's already moved on to pig blood!

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

I made it to mountain time midnight, which is more than I expected! But now...I sleep. Happy new year, I hope.

Going into 2026 like

Kalen Dion is not wrong. 😳👇

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

This thread is perfection

Since yesterday, many people have DM’d to say that they were strongly affected by my essay & wished they could share it. So I've revised, expanded, & posted it for free on both Substack & Patreon. Please feel free to share. www.patreon.com/posts/this-i... catvalente.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...

There are sick burns, and then there is the kind of 3rd degree that chars the entire epidermis like bacon

i stand by this statement every year

It's a longshot people will get this joke

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

it’s easier for some people to come up with a Jeopardy! anecdote than others

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Buffy and Faith dancing to Doechii to cleanse the timeline

ok this joke might be a little too specific

Happy Thanksgiving

Sending love to everyone choosing to avoid spending time with evangelical family this holiday season ❤️

Ladies and gentleman, the first-ever Seattle Torrent goal 🥹

Very excited for this season opener! Let's go, Torrent!

News In Photo:

for the record, this is how the @nytimes.com covered Bloomberg, a man elected to the same office as Katie Wilson with the exact same amount of experience in public office as Katie Wilson, but whom the paper did not view with obvious contempt www.nytimes.com/2001/11/07/n...

The party exists to fundraise off sustained mediocrity. Nothing else.

FELLOW SEATTLE VOTERS: Check if your ballot was counted. I did and it took two seconds to confirm. info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM (Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

Hey @cantwell.senate.gov and @murray.senate.gov, don't cave in!

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Fight. Win.

"I love bus." - Bruce 'Brick Tamland' Harrell

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

There is no separating art from artist here my guys she’s taking the all the money she makes and is putting it into transphobic legislation There is no “separating art from artist” When they’re being actively a super villain