There's a bunny in my taproom for some reason.

Gamification has ruined my brain. I went in for labs early this morning, and the results haven't been posted and I really want to know if I beat my high scores.

That was unpleasant. Never dropped below 91F/32.8C. Lost three pounds to sweat.

I need to go running tonight, but this is absurd.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes. He talked about his new roommate, Rush Limbaugh, how much he misses air conditioning, and getting used to the constant sound of gnashing teeth.

David's secret chord inspired "The Millennial Whoop"

Yarmulkes can be seen from orbit which helps deter friendly fire from space lasers.

Why don't women come forward? I'll tell you why, because most men are shitheads. Confession time: I was one of those men once, and it's on me of the most shameful moments of my life.

Bernie Sanders endorses [insert name here] but AOC doesn't endorse is a red flag. Bernie Sanders vocally supports [insert name here] after [something terrible surfaces] is a giant red flag on fire. Sanders has terrible taste most of the time.

Taught the kiddo how to make "Sombreros." Basically, a hybrid between fajitas and quesadillas. It's a quick, one dish, family fun/friendly meal.

WTAF is wrong with Maine?

Oh, Mitch McConnell is braindead? Then why hasn't he been hired as a writer for the Atlantic or written even one single OpEd for the NYT? Checkmate, conspiracy theorists.

"Calm down, you crazy bastards. He probably thought it was a pirate tattoo, and just because he was a mercenary who enjoyed being a mercenary doesn't mean that he's violent. Yes, he has a history of being abusive towards women, but that's all in the PAST! He's grown! It's not like he's a rapi....."

This douchenozzle's political career should have been over when the first info about his nazi tattoo was revealed. He should be cast into the garbage and erased from political memory. There is no excuse for letting him this close to levers of power. www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

Hates fireworks. Looking for a quieter room. Knows how to walk to keep her security blanket from falling off of her. Security pajamas on.

My daughter and friend with glow sticks! "SUN POWER! EARTH POWER! WIND! WATER POWER! EMO POWER!" New Elemental power just dropped.

Welp, we aren't gonna break any records with this guy.

Went to my city's 4th of July parade last night. Mariachi bands, low rider clubs, and lit up food trucks, as it should be. I didn't get pictures of the taco trucks in the parade, which is unfortunate.

My Fourth of July starts with Menudo

If McConnell ends up dying or unable to continue in Congress, that makes Joe and Eileen Bailey the most dangerous Republicans in Congress.

I heard that instead of walking down the aisle, she took a flight in her private jet.

Locally themed drone show for our county's 250th celebration.

They want kids offline and outside more but they don't acknowledge how hostile society is to kids now. Locals complain and ban kids calling them intimidating because they rode their bikes around (and nothing else). These people aren't ready for kids to go back to what we used to get up to.

Will, the economy does build them. Then shitty white people come in, complain about children and young people till they are chased out, and the places die because nobody wants to hang out with shitty white people, including other shitty white people.

Republicans: Mayor Mamdani is such a communist he doesn't want you to swim with sharks now! Surely this is antisemitism!

When you are nearly 49 and you run 5+ miles without stretching first:

My Dog to me anytime I fake throwing his toy:

By this terrible logic, since they are now unfrozen, minions are probably ICE and Border Patrol agents.

Roast chicken is just a chunky omelette.

I just returned from a very secluded part of the mountains and saw this and the confirmation of the loss of R.L. Stollar. Heartbroken. I learned so much from Ryan. He changed my mind on more than a few issues and had an impact on my own way of parenting.

I saw this in a Facebook group for my hometown. Reasonable request. My curiosity got the better of me, so I checked the comments. Every single man replying angrily to this woman's post was from the church I grew up in. What a toxic shit hole I escaped.

This has been a longstanding wish list item for the Christian Nationalist movement. This BlueSky "starter pack" is a short list of journalists and academics who tried to warn us, including @katherinestewart.bsky.social @sarahposner.bsky.social and @brucewilson.bsky.social go.bsky.app/LshiW3Y

There's a whole song poking fun at Applebee's being a choice for a poor man's date night. This weird groyper account in a blue hat really hates the thought of people who don't drive BMWs eating shrimp. Culver's shrimp plate costs half of what Applebee's shrimp plate costs. youtu.be/G_zuB-ogIBw?...

They're short, but sweet and packed with flavor. I've got some good ideas for next year, and it's better than last year, but I have more to learn. I have plenty to prep for fall stews and roasts, though.

Even waiting till the evening means that I'm starting my regular fiver in 90F/32C and if I'm lucky ending it in 86F/30C. Summer running is a PITA. Goddamn training like a fremen on Arrakis.

Angry little birds have chased the falcons away from their regular hunting grounds in our neighborhood, so my girls are getting some much needed free range time in "their" grassy area.

I kind of want to mute everything about air conditioning on here for awhile. It's just bad-takes-a-palooza. I've been in Europe during heat waves. Bad takes were everywhere. I've also lived in the U.S. my whole life. Bad takes are the foundation of our patriotic duty. Stay cool and hydrate.

Establishment Democrats when the Democratic voters use democracy in the way it was intended to work.

Rude.

Pulled a few things from the garden this morning. Still lots of carrots and tomatoes to harvest and peppers still growing like crazy.

Awesome! The gold medal winning wines at the British competition come from excellent wineries with great people. AB Astris is a favorite and Mike is a gifted winemaker and friendly soul. Adega Vinho knows their juice. Spicewood is top notch. All great wine makers. www.kxan.com/news/local/h...

This article is so whiney privileged white woman, that it called the HOA about my lawn needing to be mowed when I read it.

Surely nothing controversial happened ten years ago on tomorrow's date.

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

Go ahead little watermelon. Live dangerously. You go ahead and grow off the side of the fence. I'm sure that'll work out for you.

Trying another local brewpub. Picacho Peak. Average Brown Ale, decent Oktoberfest, but the Kölsch is on point. It could pass on the streets of Cologne. It's really good.

The worst spill? 2 quarts of spoiled milk that dissolved out of the bottom of the carton. The worst mess? Clogged airlock in a crazy actov fermenting wheat beer, geyser like explosion that got walls, the floor and ceiling.

Drinking a very good Mexican style lager by Icebox in a very remote beer garden way outside of town.

My hobbies include brewing my own beer, growing produce, visiting farms and harvesting from them, cooking from scratch, raising chickens for eggs, fishing, and I don't know when my favorite pastime became struggle against the ease ushered in by the industrial revolution.