Me: I can't let the chickens out to free range this spring *shakes fist at the giant hawk circling my garden* Also me: The doves aren't eating the fruits and vegetables growing in my garden this spring *salutes the giant hawk circling my garden*

Pretty much this. Trump was terribly bored with the war. He just wants to move on to the next stupid side quest. He's a doofus with a short attention span who views the levers of power as his personal toy box. When the toy doesn't work the way he wants, he tosses it aside and reaches for another.

Me, as a product manager, when people ask me how my team's latest software release is going:

Confused bunny wonders if the dog is okay since she knows she hasn't assassinated him yet.

Yeah, whatever. I wouldn't trust Netanyahu or the Israeli military if they promised not to open the trapdoor in their own canoe.

I've been reading about beer and pub marketing and what works and what doesn't and how it contributes to the rise and decline of beer culture and then this gem just appears and, well . . .

I grew up with a bunch of evangelicals who thought they would escape death because they would be raptured before the apocalypse, and now they are all starting to die of old age so they are desperate to make Jesus come back and rapture them so they are cheering on a pending apocalypse.

MAGA: Uses nuclear or conventional weapons in an attempt to murder 90 million people Democrats: Veggies and eggs are STILL going to be SOOOO expensive after this.

If Congress was still alive, they'd be so mad right now.

My garden is coming along nicely this season.

I hate running slow on purpose but my breathing needs work on runs, so I'll just be happy I'm back up to old norms on daily distance.

Might as well have the stout I brewed for lunch since there are no rules.

Watching my country spin out uncontrollably while I make beer on this most festive holiday.

The kiddo and I tried making more traditional style eggs for this weekend. We used garden leaves, nylons, and a homemade dye made from blueberries.

Since my wife's surgery, she's been on a very low fat diet. It has been very boring, and makes her sad, and she wanted comfort food. I carefully crafted an extremely low fat version of my meatloaf, which she loves, and it was identical in flavor in texture. 10/10.

Kid: Mommy, can I have a candy? Mom: I'm not allowed to buy them. Kid: Why? Mom: Honey, Mommy is disabled, because Texas wouldn't give me proper healthcare, because my last pregnancy didn't go and I bled out in the hospital parking lot so we're on SNAP. Kid: No fair! GOP: Shut it, ungrateful kid!

Have they tried disabling MicroSlop Copilot?

I'll bet he gets angry and yells at trees.

F'ing House of Leaves.

In December, my doctor wanted to put me on Ozempic and other stronger meds for my health. I rather angrily told her I just needed three months to fix my health. She didn't believe me, but agreed to wait. Well, I did it, and she's now ready to REDUCE my meds.

For today's lunch, I made "I have too many leftovers and random vegetables in my refrigerator" soup.

No, but he did borrow a couple of bucks from a fish once.

ICE will be checking citizenship of families attending graduation ceremonies. What bunch of pieces of shit. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

Was waiting for a work email to come in, so I made a few "Pete Hegseth as a low tipping Evangelical going to breakfast after church" memes

Friend: Our Alma Mater has a new interim president, named Michael Jackson Me: Like the beer guy? Friend: THAT'S your first thought when you hear that name?

This is America

Me and the neighborhood boys are going to grab our tanks, fighter planes, and the cruise missiles we keep in the closet and make the 3200km trek to lay siege to Washington D.C. any minute now.

The chaos demons that live in my head that I sometimes call a brain were very noisy today, so I ran five miles made my favorite lunch, and tended my chickens and garden until everyone inside my skull shut up.

I just found out the local theater company is doing Drunk Shakespeare and Drunk Dogberry is being played by a queer elderly lady and I may line up for tickets like a suburban wine mom outside of Best Buy on Black Friday.

There we go

Their demands are clear: an immediate ban on ICE/CBP from all future recruitment fairs, formal policy requiring judicial warrant for any fed immigration enforcement on campus, & public reaffirmation of NMSU as a sanctuary for all workers/students. @nmsu-sports.bsky.social do the right thing.

Miss Chicken, it's dark outside. You should be in bed, not getting last minute cuddles.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Making a mountain of crepes for a bunch of giggly girls this morning.

What if we played Monopoly with real money, but the property was still fake? LOL!

My daughter had a birthday party and slumber party today. My wife had big plans, but she's suddenly ill (not contagious). That means that I am now MASTER OF COOKIES AND PATRON OF POPCORN! MUAHAHAHAHA!

I lowered my A1C down to 6.5%, which is the bottom of the stat for diabetes. Not too shabby for three months of work.

He's so bored with Iran. I mean, he can only pay attention for about two weeks. He desperately wants to move on to the next shiny object. Probably Cuba. Rising prices, chaotic world markets, and dealing with his own mess just really slows him down and he hates it.

Has Trump tried getting his caddies to secretly move tankers to the other side of the strait? It works for his golf balls when his golf game isn't going his way.

Farmer here. Lots of smoke & mirrors going on. Fertilizer prices were already up for most of 2025 bc of the trade war. Then the farm lobby realized nobody feels bad for them. So now they're trying this, as another angle to scare the public into giving them free money.

Getting routine labs done at the hospital and the staff are freaking out for some reason. 😂

Signs of life in the garden. Apricot blossoms and the first strawberries. My kiddo randomly planted peas and corn without a care in the world and no attention, and because of her ridiculous green thumb, off they go.

Double life? We should be working as if this was standard. I thought in current American Society, we teach our children "assume every cop wants to rape you. Don't talk to them alone. Call a lawyer or at least a friend if you get pulled over. Don't let them separate you." That's what I teach.

I don't like this map at all. First of all, it's color coded in a way that feels misogynistic. Secondly, it relies on BMI, which is a 200 year old stat invented by an...astronomer? Its focus was on white European males from the 1800s. 1/