Eine Story in vier Akten

Born to stay in bed, forced to go to Oberösterreich

ah the drone footage of this skiing is INCREDIBLE they're going SO FAST

we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

was was was www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

A new BBC investigation into hotel spy cam porn in China www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... It is a regular talking point on soc med, with people - particularly women - swapping tips on how to spot cameras. Some have even resorted to pitching tents inside hotel rooms to avoid being filmed

god damn

Ich hab irgendwie nie über die Möglichkeit nachgedacht, dass Jeff Bezos einmal Haare hatte.

Manchmal muss ich daran denken, dass es 2021 einen viralen Tweet á la „Rich people get everything in life they want. Except respect on Twitter. That's the only thing we have the power to deny them" gab u der reichste Mensch der Welt ein Jahr später einfach Twitter gekauft hat. Deprimierende Lektion.

New Philip K. Dick novel just dropped

INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.

Warum kümmert ihr euch nicht mal um relevante Sprachprobleme, zb dass es keine sinvolle Übersetzung für „Agency" gibt

Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

Amazing coda here.

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny. BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

Das ist so ein gutes Bsp dafür, wie detached von der Realität viele AI-Bros sind. „Mit unser Technik können wir auch Blutvorkommen erschließen, die sich heute noch nicht wirtschaftlich abbauen lassen". Ich glaub diese Leute verlassen einfach ihr Büro nie.

Das ist alles noch total schwammig, aber die Implikation ist so verrückt: Die Leute, die uns „Die Welt wird von einer geheimen Pädophilen-Elite gesteuert" – inklusive Pizzagate, QAnon etc – gebracht haben, standen offenbar im Kontakt mit Jeffrey Epstein. Hilfe.

Die Ankündigung einer Volksbefragung zum Wehrdienst ist hochriskant. Schauen wir uns das in einem 🛢 an ...

„'Melania' is opening to the best numbers in a decade for a documentary with a better-than-expected $8 million or more." www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

Die Forbes „30 unter 30"-Liste enttäuscht einfach nie. www.turkiyetoday.com/world/turkis...

A thing with the Epstein Files is we do have to remember that a story as big as this attracts cranks as well as real reports.

Das Beste ist, dass in dem Video gar nicht auf das Kostüm eingegangen wird. Er sagt einfach ganz normale Sachen, trägt dabei aber ein Batman-Kostüm. Good for him.

Quite a read.

one journalist I talked to recently said his outlet was considering going to showings of Melania and profiling the two or three audience members but decided against it because they realized they'd all be other journalists with the same idea

"In general, I try to keep W.H. Auden’s commandment from 'Under Which Lyre:' Thou shalt not sit With statisticians nor commit A social science" www.unpopularfront.news/p/i-built-a-...

Das ist eine arge Grafik von Nate Silver. Zeigt den Anteil eines Mediums an Polit-Storys, die online geteilt und debattiert werden. Seit Trump II geht die Schere zwischen New York Times u Washington Post extrem auf. www.natesilver.net/p/the-sad-an...

Man really did the High Five the Drowning Victim meme

AI-Bros auf Twitter posten Captions wie "LOOK AT THIS" oder „HOLLYWOOD IS DONE" und darunter ist dann ein Video von einem Kreuzfahrtschiff, das nach Beschuss in zwei kleinere Kreuzfahrtschiffe auseinanderbricht.

Die Washington Post berichtet heute darüber, dass das Subreddit r/catbongos in die Anti-ICE-Proteste eingestiegen ist. Tatsache. www.reddit.com/r/catbongos/

I will be honest this is not how I thought the Perry-Trudeau Accord was going to play out

"The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Warum ist das alles Realität nymag.com/intelligence...

The Atlantic Magazine just dropped a tremendous story on the Minnesota Resistance. The author is a war correspondent & sees the echoes of leaderless community empowerment around the globe: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202... (supposed to be a gift link, might not work, it’s in Apple News, too.)

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

„Unity that refuses to name violence is just loyalty to the ones holding the weapon." Damn, da sitzt wirklich jede Zeile.

„Jeder User/in auf Bluesky ist 38 Jahre alt" ist immer noch das Wahrste, was je über diese Plattform gesagt wurde. Keine Notwendigkeit, es weiter zu erörtern, man weiß intuitiv, was damit gemeint ist und dass es stimmt.

imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus

wake up babe, they're putting multi-agent claudeswarms in charge of their lives

I really understand very little about the current version of reality.

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

Es ist so arg, wie sehr Greg Bovino das Bild von Faschismus als Loser-Ideologie verkörpert: Zieht sich an wie ein SS-Offizier, fährt den ganzen Tag im Paramilitär-Konvoi herum u produziert Content. Und im richtigen Leben ist er dann 1,40m groß u hat eine Stimme wie Kermit der Frosch.

They killed him, and then they immediately set to concocting lies about him. I know the killing is worse, and yet I can't escape the thought that the lying is what reveals the deeper abyss.

Dave Guttenfelder is an amazing photojournalist who‘s most recently primarily focused on conflict photojournalism in Syria and Ukraine. Hes recently turned his talents to Minneapolis.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

nine years old