just choked on my beverage

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

Barely got to use any of it

@jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social I want you to know that I loved your Shadow of the Marmaduke joke that got trampled in 1267

Goddamn that's so fucked

Yep, that checks out.

Day 74 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Oops, all Velmas..... And a Scooby

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

Seeing people who are just not wired for anything but rage and schadenfreude try to figure out the performance of grief is genuinely anthropologically fascinating

Surely things will only get more sane now, right? Right?

Doing my part to upset RFK and getting my COVID and flu shots.

Imagine having a store people felt so comfortable going into that they gave it a cute nickname, and then throwing that away for the sake of a political group that doesn't even shop there, fucking up so badly that a lot of the former shoppers realized they didn't need to buy so much stuff anyway.

Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

Baby, wake up! Woke Don Callis memes just dropped #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼

They must know their movie is trending here and don't care to look into why. Also here's my dog.

My cat doesn't even disguise his desire to kill me anymore.

Those guys that ran the Sheiks account always did a good job capturing his voice.

Damn the stage setup for Ghost in Pittsburgh was weird as hell. But no seriously that might have been the best concert I've ever been to.

That line was loooooong

What a weird thing to ask on a site where everyone is 39 years old. ✈️🏢🏢

ZACH DE LA ROCHA: some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses SOCIAL MEDIA: wow, "some"? way to hand-wave the complicity of the power structure. unbelievable. never meet your heroes I guess. do better

Neat.

Real talk, the only reason people expect Muslim leaders to immediately enact sharia law when they take office is because thats what Christians do.

There's zero reason I should have cared so much about the mayor primary in a city I don't live in, but it's kinda the flagship Dem city and I'm hoping the Dem leadership actually gets the message (they won't).

stephen miller won't see your mean tweets about his appearance but your friends with lifeless eyes - black eyes, like a doll's eyes... and he doesn't seem to be livin until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white - will

Damn Target really doubling down on abandoning pride

"why doesn't Bluesky have its own Grok" well because the human users already bring up completely unrelated human rights atrocities in your mentions for no reason

What an absolutely incredible show. #PearlJam #DarkMatter

Teenjus was a pretty solid opening act. #pearljam #darkmatter

This early look at Papa VI isn't doing it for me

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Every now and then I have to wonder how much of my life is just represented by this.

Holy shit this looks amazing!

i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”

Man, a guy can't even escape into a fantasy novel from 2007 without being reminded of our current predicament.

Man live music is just the best.

This is the best we've got? We're so fucked.

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Change his name to can'tturd

the most fragile little babies in the whole wide world