Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

every app gets christmas shi shi

Juan Soto: New York Met

getting excited when one of my fav songs comes on my spotify wrapped playlist, like i didn’t build this list brick by brick

I‘m developing a phobia of German sausage. I fear the wurst

got a usps + shop app notif that one of my packages is out for delivery today and i have no idea what it is checked my emails and current shipped orders + nothing matches so this will be a fun surprise lol

someone made a comment during the CBJ/CGY game last night. johnny’s son is named johnny jr. the person said “some day [in the next 16-18 years], we’re gonna see johnny gaudreau in the NHL draft again”. my heart.

five years running 🤞🏼

mickey is gonna come home to me laying on the floor, drawing on my ipad, with tavern music playing on the tv - he signed up for this

I can assure you I made way more than that, Duolingo Owl.

one of my christmas gifts just got delivered and i’m at work til 5

how is it only 3:17pm on tuesday, this has been the longest week already

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

it’s so nice being able to come home for a few minutes on my lunch break bc i live so close

PLEASE. It's all I want for Christmas! (plus Juan Soto, Pete and Manaea but like that's it, I swear. It's not a lot)

Hey everyone, I have a suspicion that I'm being shadowbanned on here, followers have said my posts aren't showing up on the timeline, could you please like & share this so I can see if- ooooooh hang on, just getting word in my ear here it's cause my posts are dogshit, I repeat, my posts are dogshit

sorry I didn’t open your Snapchat for two months. you see, I am thirty years old

Having 30 likes on this app feels like going viral 😭

Feels like years since I last chillaxed.

yesterday was cyber monday, today is giving tuesday, and next weekend is taking back sunday

my work commute is literally 11 minutes and the amount of road rage i just experienced is actually incredible

i haven’t watched a single second of this game and i’m the happiest i’ve ever been

i wish life wasnt so expensive

need the rangers to AT LEAST not get humiliated tonight, or i cant go to work tomorrow (my boss is a devils fan)

I've been filled with so much sadness and rage that I think has been building up over the years and I don't know how to handle it.

The hometown guys, Twenty One Pilots, to perform at the #CBJ outdoor game March 1 vs #LGRW at The Shoe. If they don’t perform “My Blood” while wearing Blue Jackets sweaters, as a montage of players who “left”Columbus (ahem, Panarin, Bob) plays on a backdrop … we riot.

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

i would legitimately stop watching the sport

Not mine, but it was hanging out in my meme library ready to be shared 😂

they always come back

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime

all i ask is that the mets re-sign jesse winker

felt my mental plummeting again so i removed the bird app from my phone and i already feel better

i am genuinely so tired of them

me on the regular

13 goals later and the @BlueJacketsNHL win the game. 💙

if you see this, post an anime you love

Imagine doing this while getting held on almost every single play.

Zach Werenski tonight: •27:22 time on ice •2 goals, including OT winner •3 assists •13 shot attempts, 8 on goal

Igor gonna randomly pick a Ranger go up to them like this and knife them in the gut

oh SHIT the shade

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Jeff Gorton drafting Lias Andersson 7th overall in 2017 to be able to acquire Will Cuylle in the 2nd round in 2020

I want to hear about a meeting Juan Soto had with a team that didn’t go some variation of “well.” Did an exec’s PowerPoint not work right? Did Soto maybe just not vibe with an owner? Was somebody too loud of a chewer during the lunch portion?

Hello, friends. I’m not sure people understand the astrological significance of the current moment, so here’s a quick 🧵 Tomorrow, on Nov 19th, Pluto will move into Aquarius for the first time in 248 years. The last time Pluto was in Aquarius, the revolutions that shaped our modern world took place.

crying this morning