Visited a historic site today as well. Probably the most historical site on all of Manhattan. @essenceofazeroth.com @nnoodle64.bsky.social

Feeling a certain way about the dude at the pizza shop reacting to me ordering one slice and saying "Just one? You sure?"

Four years ago: "I try not to do the touristy things when I'm on the road." Now: "I mean, I guess if it's THERE..."

mo capping a muppet is so crazy and also the only right way to do this

For all the work travel "look at this stunning view from my hotel, it's the ass-end of a Whataburger" jokes, on rare occasion, you got one.

Kids today have never known a world where ketchup didn't flow freely out of the bottle when you wanted it to.

when are we gonna stop using ribbon mic iconography let's be real

Oh my gosh. Someone in Michigan surely wants a giant orange boy who likes to be HELD LIKE A BABY

I gotta admit, the nostalgia of a Rousey fight so short it fits in a social media post hits so hard

Welp, this is now the third time someone has opened up to me about their failing marriage. Apparently I'm just that friend.

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

Gender is innate and immutable but also so fragile that it can be destroyed by drinking out of a straw 🤔

no real poster wants an edit button. weaklings. live and die by those typos.

holy fuck I just had the most bluesky-ass thought ever the most UNHINGED, "oh come on that's a stretch even for THIS website" thought I don't even want to share it out of sheer cringe. But I also think I'm not wrong! oh god this is how it happens isn't it WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME

Am I missing something with Dead as Disco? People seem to love it, I bought it sight unseen, but it's... not very good. Getting locked into attack animations when there's also floor hazards is frustrating. Fights just... end because its in time with the music. The talking skull can shut up forever.

Ohhh, 2007 was a banner year for Hating Life And Myself.

I'm not "not flossing", I'm on Neanderthal Dentistry.

why 569 when hd 280?

Me: "very neat that they changed the name of PCOS to accurately reflect what they know about it now." Also me: "🎵 have y'all noticed that PCOS has a sans serif font now 🎵" (H/T: @adanicklmao.bsky.social)

I really can't think of a gif that properly encapsulates "I'm not here for likes, I'm here because I need somewhere to dump the dumb shit out of my brain, your likes are simply a bonus."

Logical brain: "Of course he looks weird, you haven't seen him in, like, 12 years, and he's also a corpse pumped full of chemicals." Feeling brain: "HE LOOKS OLD, AND HE'S YOUNGER THAN ME, OH GOD I'M OLD AND I'M GONNA DIE"

As much as I despise Ohio State, I actually enjoy Columbus.

Friend's new baby yesterday, old coworker's funeral today. The writers got really lazy this season.

It's a meme switcheroo!

First friend in the group chat to ask if the lady who gave birth is doing okay.

Apparently there's a poll out on the theme for UToledo's homecoming theme, and while my friend was salty that "retro" is considered "early 2000s", I'm more concerned that they have 8-year-olds on the committee who suggested the Homecoming theme be "dinosaurs".

Mike and the Machinists

I'm sore and I'm sweaty, but this was an absolute fucking blast.

We have a guest in the house tonight. Asked if he could “lurk creepily in the dark.” We said ok but regret it now.

oh this healed my soul a bit

45 year old at the skaaaaa shooow he really can't dance and he really can't mosh and he's gotta be up at 7 o'clock he's the 45 year old at the skaaaaa shooow

Bought tickets on a whim for @skatunenetwork.bsky.social and @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social. I'll probably be the oldest guy at Frankie's.

meet me at the honey bear in 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking

Words to your mother.

My daughter took this picture on the road. Loafy the Bread Sprite will happily remind us what kind of hell it would be to live in a world without bread.

"I had a dream I was in a band." "What instrument did you play?" "Bass." "Well, that tracks." "...well, that hurts."

"You're free, cheesy bread! You're free!"

My wife flies home from a conference tonight. Texts me that she's through security and at the gate. The flight is still three hours away. Look, I'm no "walk through security and onto the flight" guy, but 3 hours is bonkers.

we're never hearing SNES corneria again, are we?

This one's for all y'all.

Could Altuve have hit this Ohtani sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?

RIP Ted Turner, dead at 87:05.

no we need a NAME give us a NAME

Lemme be clear: even as a CBJ fan, I will be all in on a Detroit PWHL team. Unless there's a surprise Columbus announcement, then they are *dead to me*.

20 minutes until @thepwhl.com in Detroit.

Blueshelled three times and still first on Rainbow Road on 150cc

as is tradition

oh NO