once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

did you know that doinks have an official name in the original football rules and that name is you

Rest assured, my funeral will have swag. (But limited t-shirts. As is radio tradition.)

I... I might be stuck in Silksong. Two bosses I keep banging my head against to no avail, and seemingly nowhere else to go. Am I cooked?

mods are asleep, post 600dpi Mr. Bones box art

but I want to extend ganon's laugh to 60 minutes, you cowards

it's a mirepoix party #art

lol @nnoodle64.bsky.social the prophecy

i keeps that thang on me. that thang:

THERE'S. ALWAYS. ROOM. @wellthats.bsky.social

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

Happy Platypus Trophy Day to all who observe.

"Do you bite your thumb at me?" 🎵 it's a 🎵 duck blur

Current* conditions near Lakewood, OH:

There's absolutely zero shame to admitting you don't know something.

feel like pure shit just want him back

You ever check out your stats on Clearsky, see you got added to a blocklist for some reason, but it's not entirely clear what the blocklist is about? Because, honestly, if I did something that wasn't cool, I'd like to know so I can fix it going forward. But "It's Just Colours"? I don't get it.

This might be the first time this was explained to my old cishet man brain where it stuck

Things of that nature.

This is the nicest fireworks store I've ever seen.

KARL ROVE?! Karl Rove figured it out?!

Doing Tim Tam Slams in a hotel room in Columbus because nothing fuckin matters.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

My husband just referred to “Joanie Ive,” totally unaware that it’s pronounced “Johnny,” and I got to go on this rant, which is my favorite rant, and I had been in such a foul mood but it turned my whole day around, thank you Jim, I love you

Well, this is it. The final boss of the old internet.

oh i should probably put hornet tools here too #silksong

Well we were WAY off.

Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

🎶 WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT THE FALCONS AND THE VIKINGS IN AN OLD SCHOOL STREET FIGHT A HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS MAYBE THIS TIME WE’LL SEE THE HEAD COACHES KISS 🎶

Decided to look up the Toledo football record book for something, and if that was the first ever year, that they came back for year 2 is wild.

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

BIG MAN BLAS TOISE

Pudge celebrating the upset win.

Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be. Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.

evergreen

Look at Vincent being all resplendent.

Every time one of my daughter's friends (or, in this case, coworkers) says "can your dad adopt me?", it's simultaneously heartwarming and heartbreaking.

they making premade ytps now?

So a Toledo-based pizza chain sent out flyers with a "it's football season, get some food before the game!" messaging, and included two NFL teams' schedules: The Lions and... the Bills? (Also, no way they actually got permission for those helmet graphics, right?)

Blue Jays vs. White Sox:

2025, The Year It All Released

2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.” 2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

Anyway my favorite Tumblr post is any variant of this joke structure

Which kpop idol will wear the jarf first egonlab.com/collections/...