hahahaha top dog law is now running ads on twitch

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

It's the most boring ass answer, but early on our relationship, if the wife and I needed a cheap date, we'd go to Chi-Chi's and split a big-ass plate of nachos. It's stuck with us to this day: on occasion, Brandie will make a giant tray of oven-baked nachos for dinner.

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Why do we give millions of dollars to the stupidest people on this planet

Found in a box of old stuff from my old office. Good news: it's not out of date! Bad news: it's not out of date.

i used ta be somebody

Chaos Playlist, Part 2354.

Reminds me of the time I went to the Wings/Jackets first round playoff game as media. "Coach, any lineup changes for Game 2?" "Yep." "....care to elaborate?" "Nope."

A radio station that, instead of playing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time every day, plays Steamed Hams.

"Oh, you thought you were coming to bed? BULL SHIT YOU ARE, IT'S MY BED NOW. *I'M* CUDDLING WITH *YOUR* WIFE, FUCKO."

don’t make me tap the sign

found it, all timer good post combo

Okay, Broom, did we get all the loose stuff? "Yeah!" You sure? Mop is coming in behind you, and I don't want any wet shit. "Yeah, all good, boss." Okay. Mop, get in here. "....you fool. You absolute rube."

yoooo I forgot how much i busted ass to build a studio in animal crossing If I remember correctly, I got the pegboard walls the day after I was fired from the station.

"She took the Koopalings, Mario"

bland, uninspired, soggy, needed lubrication

Went looking for a 2016 picture, and stumbled on that day at work where they said "can you interview the comedian this week? Oh by the way, it's Academy Award Winner Mo'nique."

Does the SciFi Channel's IRC server count? events.scifi.com #WorldsEndTavern

I can't explain it, but they have Sugar Bear energy.

Not gonna lie, I was a LITTLE surprised that noveltytoast.com was still available. Now to do something with it.

Apparently my self-soothing mechanism is buying dumbshit domain names. Anyways, new username incoming, as soon as Bluesky figures it out.

So, my daughter's first hockey game was down in Columbus, Blue Jackets vs Detroit. And that kid thought she was so clever getting on her chair and screaming the new cheer she made up: "GO BLUE!"

ugh, fine, you absolutely have to "hand it to them", the k-wings pride jerseys are fucking gorgeous

That's too many to keep track of

Drops in FEBRUARY too AYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO PULL UP

Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."

I have decided that ginger bugs, much like poached eggs, are a myth.

it's the big day

Man, I miss when the Florida Panthers were bad. youtu.be/E_73hSWC4Zo?...

It really sucks that there was only a period of about a month and a half last year where I had good feelings about the gym.

lol owned

You ever remember a song from a video game and go "ah you know what, I wanna hear that again", and learn some 20 years later that you heard an extremely clean version made specifically for the game? Turns out, a song called "Goin' Down on It" is about exactly that.

MAYBE WE'LL GET OUT OF THIS, ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pMq...

The Maumee River in Northwest Ohio. Feeds into Lake Erie. At points, wide and deep enough to handle freighters, and at others, shallow and bucolic enough for walleye fishing.

hahahaha this fuckin' team

My theology:

dear god don't get it in your carpet it will, quite literally, never come out

Oh this is weird, it's like listening to a song if you've only listened to Weird Al's version for years.

Playlist Serendipity: The Rolling Stones "You Can't Always Get What You Want" into Selena Gomez's "Come and Get It".

Decided to make some space in a cabinet to store all of our tea, and it turns out we have WAY more tea than we realized. New resolution: drink more tea.

I legitimately forgot that, at one point in time, I was a literal sports columnist.

running a double-blind experiment to see if listening to alternative rock increases brain activity. half of the test subjects will be listening to the cure, and the other half will be given placebo

lmao Mad Magazine has still got it

A timeline cleanse with the beautiful Nellie, who's actually letting me pay her attention today.

EXCUSE ME, YOU CAN'T JUST THROW A PENGUIN OFF A CLIFF IN PITTSBURGH! #AGDQ2026

holy shit I forgot how awesome float tanks are a whole fucking hour of nothing

yo who ran all the lights for bill and ted's oral report