If you didn't take a picture of the program, did you actually attend?

A final fuck off to James Watson and to every news source who’s naming him as one of two co-discoverers of DNA structure without mentioning Rosalind Franklin. 🖕

oh no the powecycle actually fixed my problem

oh good it must be recorder season, because some kid is outside just JAMMING out to hot cross buns

Y'all, I have never loved a job as much I as I love this one. Managers, CEOs, etc: If you appreciate your employees, TELL THEM. It goes a long way.

Wake up, wake up, it's Noon on the First Friday of the mooooooonth.

it me

No backhands or wrist shots allowed Slappers only

Petitioning the Blue Jackets to keep Luca Del Bel Belluz with the team on the sheer aura of the name alone.

This shit is Bonanza! B-O-N-A-N-Z-A!

lol

BOOOOOLD? WELL HELL YES IT'S BOOOOOLD! (@optimstie.bsky.social)

It's so fucking wonderful when a part of my car fixes itself.

Shirt acquired.

My cat when I tell her she can't eat plastic off the floor

nothing was more hilarious than opening this video, seeing a crowd full of sad 1%ers, and hearing "WHAT'S COOLER THAN COOL? ICE COLD! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT"

MY QUEEN

how does new york city have its results already and fuckin toledo doesn't slowest damn boe in the country

man i gotta say, Woke 2 had better go hard as fuck

Granny Smith in the streets, Honeycrisp in the bed.

Is 15 years enough for "Kinect was an impressive piece of tech, and the Star Wars dancing game is very funny, and that's a good thing" not to be a hot take?

did Muppet Babies take place at an orphanage?

when you try to tell me anything

louvremein

me putting on a Cake album

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times in a gif.

Statler: If they miss the field goal, they won't get the points! Waldorf: We keep coming back here. We NEVER get the point! both: D'OH HO HO HO HO

Swords into plowshares

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

This one’s tough.

November 1 is not officially Christmas season. The month belongs to the Mighty Fitz and Sad Great Lakes Dads.

"Maybe it's time to add a another podcast to the rotation? I keep hearing people talk about this one, including the hosts of one of my favorite podcasts, so maybe I'll give it a shot." /5 minutes of total bullshit "Nnnnnope."

'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'

Chaos playlist just went from Outkast to Hootie and the Blowfish. Simply wonderful.

They're calling him the most French man in history

Happy 25th to Stankonia youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I

yooo @cityhoosier.bsky.social this is a *look* news.sportslogos.net/2025/10/24/f...

smh should've named them goosepumps

Doom 2016: "We tried to mine Hell. It went poorly. Go kill shit." Doom Eternal: "The Deceiver? Robot Angels? THE LONGER THE ICON OF SIN IS ON EARTH, THE STRONGER IT BECOMES. Why didn't we just start where the last one set off?" Doom The Dark Ages: no mick, no sale

Inside of you, there are two wolves. Can you explain how two wolves got inside you? Be quick about it, you're probably going to die very very soon from an acute case of having two wolves inside you.

"bro, I haven't played in four years, my island is gonna be a mess" "RESETTI CAN CLEAN UP YOUR ISLAND INSTANTLY" "oh you son of a bitch, you knew"

My kid rushing into the room while on a video call with her friends, yelling "That guy right there? That's my dad, and he's not an asshole at all!" Feels good, man.

Turning memes into meals. Six seven.

Hey, if you live in the Ft. Wayne area, this is something important to know. Whether you need a meal, there is a place to get one, free. If you don't need food, please share this with others, especially those who do need food in the area so they can get some.

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

What if we turned the kids' meme into a thing? What if we donated $67 dollars to a local food bank? (Or $6.70. Or $670. I'm not your dad.)

Oh god, I got served an ad on Instagram that head me dead to rights. It's all t-shirts that's just Thanksgiving food names written out like a college name. Once I saw "cornbread", they had my money.