Kevin Knight rules so hard

@peterhassett.net I met Ian last night at the Jackets/Capitals game. What’s the best way to share a photo we took together??

How to watch WrestleMania 2026— Don’t

Exhausted but totally worth going to Columbus last night for Ovechkin’s last(?) game. I got back into hockey in 2009, and have so many memories of him and the #ALLCAPS!!!

One of the best nights of my life

Folks:

Folks:

Getting emotional thinking about the game tonight and I haven’t even left my house yet!!!!

Thinking about how Ovechkin is probably getting ripped at a bar in downtown Columbus tonight

Fuck the Carolina Hurricanes

What Would Thekla Do

You cannot convince me people like or care about Metro games.

I can’t imagine having any thoughts on The Pope in 2026 AD.

Pistons

Capitals

Pretty stoked I don’t have to hear Kenny Albert call this game #ALLCAPS

To be fair, I’ve really enjoyed this game, but the cutscenes are so bad. That fast forward button getting a workout.

I haven’t looked at my phone in like six hours and it felt great.

Capitals

Sometimes, when one of your favorite athletes is (probably) retiring, you HAVE to buy front row tickets to (probably) his last game, right?

This ABC game intro sure feels like Ovi’s done this year. #ALLCAPS

Pretty sick turning my Nintendo Switch 2 on and five seconds later I’m playing The Wind Waker

Pistons

It appears I’ve nuked my emulated games working on my Steam Deck? No clue why anyone finds PC gaming fun.

Deeply annoyed to report how bad TRON: ARES was. Jared Leto STINKS! boxd.it/dV0GdD

One of my best strengths is that I’ve never seen an episode of Euphoria.

Why is Bob Odenkirk suddenly the old guy action movie actor now?

Soulsborne games have warped people’s brains into thinking challenge makes games good when it doesn’t

Trying to find new eye glasses and hating everything I find. Brutal

I am tired of hearing Golden every time I’m in a public place.

TFW your neighborhood finally gets a Qdoba:

Game Key Card jokes are about as funny as TACO jokes (not funny at all), send skeet

Capitals

Finally getting a chance to sit down at home for the first time since leaving at 7:30 AM, send help

Pistons

Nice of Donald to get out of the way of tomorrow’s Star Fox announcement

It’s too bad everyone in Congress is in their mid-70’s

I don’t want her comms person to come after me again on here, but my congressperson is a total dud and I really wish someone would primary her.

TFW you’re trying to finish game but keep getting choked out by boring straight-line environments

I’ve seen one piece of David Lynch’s work, DUNE. boxd.it/dSzV6v

For no reason at all, I can’t stop thinking about how America is the only nation to use a nuclear weapon and yet here we are again. All for a game show host.

For the second straight year and despite knowing nothing about men’s college basketball, I have won the office bracket pool again.

Anytime I’ve seen Danhausen it’s been against my will

Phil is always good at talking out of both sides of his mouth when it comes to money. Says lower the ticket prices while wearing a $125 jacket lmao

Perfection

Charlie Lindgren

Always funny to see this image that was taken like a half-mile from my house.

Happy Easter!

I think it’s St. Louis?

I’ve got Star Fox fever. They should release Star Fox: Assault and Star Fox Adventures this week on Nintendo Classics.