Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world. Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.

Dersh got me suspended from twitter

They have invented a new thing. It appears to be some sort of “signature strike”

Does NHL Edge return only the top 10 teams in different stats now?

Peeing with the toilet seat down to raise the difficulty. Ng+

Me, a bad developer: just gotta debug my debug log that I bugged so I can log the bug I am trying to debug

ah yes the classic triptych

I think about this one a lot

This and the green hill of xp both being photos are like “is it cake” in reverse

Tolkien would have been so flattered by all the great and innovative Silicon Valley projects named for his work.

I love the early season. Jets are ranked 31st in expected goal % and 1st in shooting %.

@camicravestea.bsky.social x.com/thysbe1/stat... thought of you

apologies for being "woke" or whatever but de-multiplexing is pretty transcoded

Capitals

the answer to all your questions (besides "money"), is The Telecommunications Act Of 1996

How Soon Is Now has just the one spooky part, but all of The Killing Moon is spooky. Please consider.

Not a lot of other stuff is star-spangled

companion donkeys feel a sense of purpose to which we should all aspire

flawless album

page me when a team trades for JAMES ingram and you know yah mo b there

Love to finish work so I can really kick back and dig into other-work

indisputable

The Washington Post may've shed most of their great writers, but at least the ones who remain can enjoy pointless AI interjections in their stories. (If you click on the link in today's FEMA story, you get a list of suggested questions AI can answer. The answer is just the info from the story.)

2 Battle 2 Nother

please stop writing on your bullets

Alex Rousseau wtf

Spotify has no Godspeed, no Garth, and a real shitty version of the Chrono Trigger jazz album.

The value of pointing out that your political opponent is a hypocrite is less than nothing. It has __negative__ value.

Redford made even a turkey like Spy Game good

Spreading a theory that Alien: Earth swapped Godsmack in for Disturbed at the last second.

I have a number of surprises coming

Exodus Damage by John Vanderslice feels right right now

If this is true, then just sell/relocate the team bc there’s no hope.

Does it seem like the 👁️ has a beef specifically with the xenomorphs? Or does it hate everyone equally? It has done a couple things that got me wondering. On the bridge, was that a callout?

Not knowing anything about the nfl is a temporary 4 point conditional buff to iq on Sunday afternoons, western hemisphere only

most people, including me, don't know what vinegar is or where it comes from, and we frankly don't care to learn

Google analytics is great if you want historical data going back to last week in a table you can’t sort but beyond that I dunno

which is better: Wuthering Heights or Jane Eyre? There is a correct answer.

There should be a Cracker Barrel style mob campaign against nyt about the mini going behind the paywall

there's never enough time to do all the stuff

New life goal is to, even if just for a little while, take care of one of those animals that eats with their hands. Doesn’t matter which one, as long as they can hold a cupcake in their weird tiny fleshy fingers.

predicting 2 features, 2 thinkpieces, and one video essay on DIE SPITZ in the next 30 days

Looking up if Maryland residents have to publicly disclose if they win powerball because that would suck

I spend 40 hours a week on medical websites and I can't explain how deeply I respect a patient portal that uses verdana/tahoma and html tables for layout

When It Happens weekend continues

soul cages is sting’s best album, happy to take questions at this time

it is the birthday of my late and perfect bully, Madame George she was a Good Dog