Did they accidentally use the dancing skeleton from the Dead & Co graphics package?

oh baby that is a NAME

Sure looks like TSN/Bell Media is using AI to write summary stories attributed to ‘TSN Staff’ So we’re clear: Logan Cooley is not a previous Art Ross winner.

It's so funny to me how panicky everyone is about winter in NC. They're calling for some snow today, so all the schools are closed... before anything has fallen. Oh and it's also 40 degrees today. Take some deep breaths everyone, it's going to be fine.

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LT said F the jackets personally lmao.

Dear online merchants: Label Created =/= On The Way

Monday Caps Clips: Triumphant Thompson

"it's nail biting time for capitals fans" guess what i was literally just doing lmao

evergreen

Winner winner 🐣 dinner! #ALLCAPS

That was a period of hockey alright.

Nah, just dress McIlrath.

Still mad about this

It occurs to me there are only two types of Trader Joe’s shopper: folks who have zero situational awareness and the rest of us, frenetically smiling and apologizing for…everything?

Jacob trouba end your bloodline before the end of the calendar year challenge

Drink craft beer 20 years ago: I get to have the best beers from all over the nation. The world even. Drinking craft beer now: I get to drink only the mid beers my state can produce.

i've made so many good posts in my life, why is this four and a half year old tweet the one still popping up on facebook content farms all the time

Hate this. "Sir would you mind if I whooped your ass?" "Yes, I would find that distasteful." "Very good, carry on." Since when does Willy need permission to stick up for teammates?

Jacob trouba I will find you and pour boiling oil on your lap

I'm not an expert but coming home from a road trip with 7 out of 8 points sounds pretty good #ALLCAPS

FUCK JACOB TROUBA

Best scorer in the league dot jpg

How is it still not hockey time? How are there still 10 minutes before the pregame even starts?

ozone. it's what your body craves

So sick of these late games

Me not watching this fifa bullshit

two tech men having an incredibly annoying meeting next to me in the café and one of them just said "the thing I love about SEO is.....the culture", gobsmacking, beautiful piece of dialogue, would have struggled with it in a sitcom yet he just said it, in real life

Confirmation that Letitia James is *not* a ham sandwich. (On a more serious note, this failure to get a true bill is a pretty remarkable indictment of the would-be indicters.)

Counterpoint: people love cheese, give the people what they want

Still mad they call it "Happy Honda Days" when Hondakkuh was right there

This is the Ryan Leonard we were promised. www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...

alt text: The @Capitals are the first team in NHL history to get multi-goal games from a player 40 or older (Alex Ovechkin) and a player 20 or younger (Ryan Leonard) in the same game.

I'll probably get suspended for this, but the Washington Capitals are good at hockey

I failed 🙃

upsetting everyone by creating a new peanut butter called smooth crunch

Leonard and Roy

Good morning💪

@eitmonline.bsky.social as a Canadian, Elliot should know the species name is "Canada Goose" not a "Canadian Goose"

I know i’m asleep but touch down capital s

they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards

if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool

Roy Nugs

Ovi hatty watch? In Pacific time? In this economy???

Duhaime saying "stop that!" to Protas after this play is my new favorite thing.

I'm at the combination

OH HEY WHO WAS THAT SHARKS DEFENSEMAN ON THE ICE THAT LENO BEAT ON THE BOARD BATTLE TO SET THAT UP. SURELY THATS NOT WHO I THINK IT IS