If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice

Nobody wants to work anymore “Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)” Full version available 8/26

please tell me is this the song of the summer?

honestly how dare we

when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break

can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?

next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.

Officially one month of ‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’ Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming. Full version available to stream everywhere NOW

I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why

"Don't you hate it when you're watching band and it turns out it was just Weezer in disguise the whole time?"  HummusVacuum @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social | Steal From Corporations & Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer cover | The Rockwell Somerville, MA | March 5, 2025 youtu.be/ooWQPM2eou4

PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S

TOMORROW: @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + @5everband.bsky.social w/ Pitter Patter + Panic Landing at The Government Center!! TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu... LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com 5ever.bandcamp.com @reallyradrecs.bsky.social

PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG. 📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔 Come kick my ass

BOSTON 2NITE BABY I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE 🎟️ in ☣️

It's a rare day that I review music that's not ska, but it's not often I run into emo and pop punk bands singing about my favorite problem solving strategy Head over to start track and check out my review of @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social and bring a hammer and blade start-track.com/single-hummu...

time for a spelling lesson 🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓 is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.

Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social 3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever) 3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA 3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT 3/7 - NEW YORK CITY 3/8 - BUTLER, NJ 3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA 3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA 3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH 3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show) 3/13 - CHICAGO, IL

We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK. Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next? 🎟️ in the ☣️

Need help! going out of my comfort zone and going to an EDM show tonight, what are some of the worst things you could tell somebody you’re trip-sitting?

🪓2/28🪓 Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓 Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️

holy shit I can’t believe they did it

DIY GOD SINGLE AND MUSIC VIDEO OUT TODAY bump it blast it drive around make out and dance to it 🚗🔊🎶🏖️ DIY GOD is the first single off of our EP “DYE” out later this year ;)

What if I told you there’s a full version of this coming out on 2/28 What if I told you there’s a presave link for Spotify & Apple Music in our bio wouldn’t that be something

Bluesky doesn’t let you post videos over 60 seconds yet so go to our IG page to find out if we get bingo on this edition of ~Facebook Comment Bingo~

holy shit hahahahahahah

secrets out kendrick will be playing all of American football LP1 through his iPhone speaker

chance if you’re reading this do you like emo

show me who made this so I can give them the fattest wedgie

LOCALS ADDED: Pitter Patter + Panic Landing will join @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + @5everband.bsky.social 3/10 at The Government Center!! TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu... LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com 5ever.bandcamp.com linktr.ee/pitterpatter...

Government = Solved. Everyone say thank you.

hey bluesky newbies 💕 nice to see youuuu how’s everyone doing?? wanna share these

since we have a bunch of new followers on here, you NEED to have these other emo/punk artists on your radar: @summerbruise.bsky.social @equipment.bsky.social @redsun405.bsky.social @skatunenetwork.bsky.social @bummerhill.bsky.social @cliffdiver.bsky.social @vialband.bsky.social

guys. relax. it wasn’t a nazi salute. it was just a hitler salute

I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it

can’t wait for more of this on my Facebook

I am so worried about losing touch with queer community and music community as meta’s bs continues. So many of us rely on our feeds to keep in touch with ppl and if anyone visibly queer starts to get shdwbnned, you just won’t hear from us anymore

It’s so joever

It should’ve been woody allen 😔

going some places in March with 5Ever. Come kick our asses. Get your 🎟️ in the ☣️

every time theres a disaster now they all rush to look up the disaster response chain of command so they can find the highest ranking not-a-white-guy to direct their all encompassing rage towards for a few days, degenerate behavior honestly

🚨 just announced in march!!! 🚨 w/ @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social 5ever!!!! @dearmaryanne.bsky.social @cheem.bsky.social

NEW SHOW: @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + 5ever 3/10 at The Government Center!! Locals TBA!! Tickets on sale Friday at 10am: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu... LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com 5ever.bandcamp.com

checking in on twitter and

wanna be the first artist to put a wad of used gum underneath the tiny desk at npr

hey is your father also pretending to not be high at Christmas

santa clod is real @benquadok.bsky.social @strelitziaaz.bsky.social @latergatorband.bsky.social @summerbruise.bsky.social @redsun405.bsky.social @atmolband.bsky.social @swissarmywife.bsky.social @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + a crapton more open.spotify.com/playlist/4OO...

nosferSKAtu

took a collagen gummy