The architects of ongoing and impending environmental collapse are dying peacefully as the world burns. We need 1000 Hagues but like in Terra Haute and Pasadena

The sapphic joy of eating 83 olives

I was going to do a post about a made up alley cat diet where you only eat fish skeletons, apple cores, and the residue left on tuna cans but it turns out some weirdos already invented it to make your skin glow like a radium face mask

it’s finally happened. men have discovered big girl and they’re steaming mad. we got manosphere guys, fish guys, car guys, bad haircut guys, anime avi guys. all united in confused horniness and Freudian angst

If it’s squeaky like a mouse and it’s freaky like a mouse then brother, you’ve got yourself a sexy mouse

we invented the Bad Man as a branding exercise and we’re thinking that we’re sorry. we’re going to hunt him down with a smile

2025 the year of confusion is drawing to a close. and now 2026…the year of love

People should be able to sail to Gaza for any reason, but sailing to Palestinian shores with greatly needed aid is so necessary. How could anybody be against that?

girlcotting every damn thing from here on out

Trans healthcare is the same as any other healthcare. It’s both medically necessary and lifesaving. The enemy and their mouthpieces—including the transphobic wapo and nytimes—will not stop here. Fight these fuckers for every inch.

If the democrats can somehow weasel their way back into the White House, then they need to pack the court.

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT. SEE YOU AT TV EYE.

If you’re in nyc or within driving distance to nyc, then you don’t wanna miss our EP release show at TV Eye this Friday. Doors at 7. Music at 8. Aggie Miller and partygirl will smash and grab and we’ll burn it down. Clutch your pearls and hold on to your hats.

Liberation Weekend…what to say. Top notch musicianship? Yes. Music for the right reasons? Yes. The hang?? Yes. Thank you to @jael.bsky.social @sepiadisco.bsky.social and all of @ekkoastral.bsky.social for putting this event on. Awestruck and so proud of y’all.

The House has passed the so-called Big Beautiful Bill which will deny trans people life-saving coverage under Medicaid and the ACA. The bill also proposes a bunch of other horrible things, but the concerted effort to dehumanize trans people is truly disturbing. The bill now goes to the senate.

New(?) tour van game. Person 1: come up with a band name Person 2: come up with a song name Person 3: sing that song (with accompaniment) Use as necessary.

It’s been two weeks of DYE! Remember to leave the light on for your friends 🕯️💖

polymarket pope…new Alcatraz…the news is bad and full of bandnames

Anyway. It’s bandcamp Friday! We released our ep DYE last week and it’s up for sale now. For more information and to make a purchase please click here:

so this is ancient history but in that black mirror episode where a character is turned into a teddy bear with only two stock phrases, then shouldn’t it have been possible to develop a complex binary language? I’ve been holding this thought for approximately 50 years

fascism doesn’t sleep unless you put it to sleep

totally forgot to preconceive my notions

Jacquie is one of the most astute observers of music in the game and I swear I’m not just saying that because of nice things she has said about us. Truly the tops!!

Grace gets it. Such a lovely gloss on the big girl experience 😍😍

stream it, dream it, light it up and steam it

With a new @big-girl.bsky.social EP out today, it feels like the perfect time to revisit @kthys.bsky.social's piece. swimintothesound.com/blog/2025/2/...

tonight I reveal that I am in fact a two hundred and forty five year old witch

sip some espresso and stare at your favorite music streaming service until 12 am when our ep comes out and the world changes forever

Big girl land is humming with a certain energy. An insatiable racket that cannot be turned down. Yes folks this is it. Our EP DYE drops at midnight

starting to think that those good fellas aren’t actually such good fellas! wow haha. Anyway EP dropping in two weeks get scared

COME ONE COME ALL

We will be emoting today and everyday

straight Cs in etiquette lessons and everything to show for it

more words for you while we wait for this Big Girl premiere: factuous ponk bintered sumintory prekieve

Not to be too forward but we release a single at midnight. Now I don’t wanna scare you but this single is not just music. There’s a whole video—don’t let that freak you out.

We are so honored and psyched to work with Sylvia Massy (can you believe it oh my gooood). We’re recording in the brand new Warm Studios in Austin. She’s a legend and we’re thrilled beyond belief 🥹❤️‍🔥

these assholes are who you think they are

exciting announcement incoming

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You want to be a part of this. Like get in on the ground floor cause it’s gonna go off.

she tuls on my si til I gabbard hahaa things aren’t so good. but strangely good things to announce personally. but not yet 😅

me and my visual ep please don’t fry <3

it’s pronounced Mc-ultra

if you fuck, have fucked, or are currently fucking to our music don’t tell me. but do send a psychic message through the ether so I feel appreciated

break a leg take a leg. anyway we’re famous now due to the release of our single, DIY GOD, out now on all streaming platforms

Yeah I love the Fab Four. John Beatle, Paul Beatle, George Beatle, and Ringo Starr

DIY GOD by Big Girl. Still out now! I’d say it’s about 12 characters and 3 clicks away from you right now. Basically like this at all times.

We are so grateful to play the perfect show and drive dollars to fight the power. Fuck the government and fuck yeah to the people fighting back

We’ve gone global! Thanks :))

where were you when the world stopped scrolling