How does one become NOT attracted to men?

Lowkey read this as 31 HR and 36 RBI and was very confused. I blame my sickness but like imagine those numbers

Why is it that everyone who is interested in me is crazy, has done time, or both? I’M A NICE GIRL

I would rather be home reading

I no longer want to hear about any baseball signings until Pete Alonso is back in orange and blue.

Finally doing my Fourth Wing reread and I forgot just how into this book I got the first time around

Mentally drained from one day of this year and I didn’t even leave the house. Wish me luck in 2025

Apropos of nothing, fuck Elon

Bro, no clue. I’ll let you know when I figure it it though

We’re 50% of the way there with the other 50% still a possibility 🙏🏻

Still can’t believe this is my new reality

Should I get a new tattoo? (I should get a new tattoo.)

Merry Christmas to the bluest of skies

WELCOME HOME TO OUR TRIBAL CHIEF 🧡💙🧡💙

Last night was soup and sleepovers today is cookies and Christmas?

formal apology to Blake Lively for believing any part of the smear campaign!!!

I just want to be reading

If there was ever a question of whether he was my cat

Mets are here and it’s a beautiful day 🧡💙

What a wonderful day to be a fan of the New York Metropolitan Baseball Club

Bluesky loves soup too, right?

Cat content 😻

The caption on the actual photo is everything. A+ Mike, well done.

OG ily 🧡💙

OG IS A MOOD 😆

Dear Sun, I’ve missed you. Welcome back, even if it’s only for a short time. Sincerely, The Northeast

I already miss Sevy. Mets need to make it up by signing a certain outfielder

Overwhelmed doesn't even begin to cover it

Christmas card time!🎄

PLEASE. It's all I want for Christmas! (plus Juan Soto, Pete and Manaea but like that's it, I swear. It's not a lot)

Cat.

Can I go back to not having to go to work? That would be grand

Just because @davejustdave.bsky.social needs to know we made beer cheese soup

Omg I fucking love this place

I just want it to be 7 so I can go see Wicked

If i pick up a book that has a 2 page TW list & that list ends with “please carefully consider these TWs before reading. Your mental health matters!” Just know I’m gonna read the absolute fuck out of that book

I need baseball news please and thank you

Holy shit it’s actually happening today. It’s only been rescheduled like 4 times 😂

TIL that Oatmeal Boy doesn't know that it won't be sunny when we're in the middle of a snow storm

As anticipated, I’m mad

Finally some good news

daydreaming about line drives and curveballs in the dirt

Jalen 🧡💙

I don’t care about the CYA just proceed with robbing Lindor of the MVP so I can be mad

Let’s band together for books, shall we?

Do I go see Gladiator or Wicked first?

I'm ready to be home making soup

And some days you need to start the fire

I have a date on Saturday that’s like 5 months in the making and I’m stressed about how not stressed I am

Can I just go back to this weekend?