He ain’t got no future or a family tree.

Thanks Gary. Dude is the worst jinx ever.

An Ecuadorian fishing crew describe their ordeal as victims of Trump’s purported war on ‘narcoterrorists’

The worst part of the nba is how long it takes for the playoffs to play out. We played game one Sunday and game two is. Wednesday. Clown shit.

Honestly considering just getting out of sports fandom. Be one of those people that’s a fan and has some hats and knows the years the team won but is obvious to everything else. The best part of that would be never having to interact with idiot reactionary fans who make up like 70% of them.

The Magic saved what was otherwise a horrible sports day for me. Goodnight.

What a day. Mets just kicking me while I’m down. Over to you Orlando Magic.

My sister would have been 48 today. She died ten years ago in June from breast cancer and I miss her every day.

Well that’s that huh.

Again Martinelli just putrid.

Martinelli still can’t stay onside.

All that just wasted like 7 minutes.

They’re literally posting this like it’s normal.

Anthony Taylor has the result he wants and is referring as such.

Putting Ben White on is a choice as well. I just can’t believe once again it’s April and we are missing so many first team players. After we over staffed no less.

These subs man. Not sure what Mik is thinking taking Eze off unless it’s fitness.

I’ve never in my life seen a goal scorer literally tugging a defender’s shirt pulling him as he scores and the goal being allowed. Just wild.

Haaland is always on tugging and gets away with it. Literally was during his goal.

He just said iced a goal while tugging on the defender’s shirt. Okay.

Get the goddamn ball back and retain control ffs.

You have to be kidding me.

Martinelli is fucking useless. Running offside, no control.

Second half City. We need to get ball out of our half. Jfc.

Martinelli literally just watched the ball roll out for a goal kick.

Apt that Man City scored in the 1+15 th minute.

Second half City have been dangerous in April. Arsenal need to stay focused. No mistakes. Get a goal and keep the pressure going don’t defend a lead until extra time etc.

What if I told you most goals are from some sort of defensive lapse or mistake? Missing a block etc?

Anthony Taylor has a strange interpretation of an advantage.

Pushing in the back for the record regardless of the intent or force has never been legal.

City are rattled. Can’t tell me they’re confident at all.

The league won’t be decided today no matter how much the whole of football complex wants you to think it is. It’s going to go to the wire no matter what. Play your best, be bold and leave it all on the pitch lads. COYG.

Trump has never read a book to a child and never had a dog. How does anyone trust him?

America’s main problem is we don’t put pickled red onions in enough food.

AG always catching strays.

I’ve met two of these players.

The Mets rn:

ESPN showing Wrestlemania is just proof how completely lost it is as the former “worldwide leader is sports”.

It’s crazy how the Hawks got better once they got rid of their best player.

Miles should get flagrant there.

Shocked! I am shocked!

Luckily most of the inflation form energy will really hit in the fall to winter right around the midterm so that should be interesting.

The Mets didn’t lose today!

Manosphere: stop demonizing men. Men: still leading the world in all violent crimes especially against women.

Pablo once again nails it.

Two points in the second half for Paolo is some shit.

Greater Dallas metro area never beating the allegations.

Damn you Tim.

Ref is just giving out vibes fouls to Sporting I guess.