Remember: When the horizon is in the middle it’s boring as shit.

Part of me still thinks these tech bros think Greenland is Iceland and that they can make it their libertarian icy green paradise with all those hot springs and shit and don’t realize Greenland is actually the ice land with nothing on it.

I need Family Guy to make fun of Landman like they did Road House with Peter exclaiming “Land Man!”

Great now I like Drake Maye because of his wife Ann “Bake Maye” Maye. Shit.

Game ended just in time for the new GoT series! Hype.

Sorry Bears fans. That’s a tough one. Old Man Stafford still has the juice.

You could never make me hate Matthew Stafford. Even his att commercials were endearing giving a wink to Detroit. And his girls are darlings. Just love him.

I think one of these three teams in play rn are gonna win it all. I just don’t think the Pats or Broncos have the juice to beat these nfc teams.

I watched the Montana td and thought that was the all timer but that just passed it.

Wow that Rams DB could have easily go that we’d was he doing pushing up there??

Post a car pic you took

Wow we are doing this again Bears?

And so begins the cavalcade dropped catchable passes for this game. Oof.

Share a television show that raised you

I’m convinced if Stroud ran every time he moved out of the pocket instead of forcing a bad throw the Texans would be winning this game.

Imagine the score of this game if CJ Stroud was playing for the Texans.

I just want to watch a good football game man. This is not that.

Arsenal dodge a bullet this weekend gaining a point on everyone. Still annoyed drawing with Forest but I’ll take this.

Imagine catching shit for being American or the anthem being heckled in England of all fucking places but that’s what Trump has wrought.

Everyone is suddenly buying huge stock on AB rn, but me and @itsjadynnow.com were in on the ground floor and will be able to retire on those dividends.

I feel like Trump thinks everyone lives in his fantasy world where his military prep school counts as military service and that he wasn’t a blatant draft dodger that openly bragged about it for decades with anyone that would listen.

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

I would hate to be Josh Allen’s teammate. He’s out there just launching that ball to Jehovah six times a drive and then after the game ESPN keeps talking about how you let him down again.

I love when Mina goes full Mina for her teams.

This Greenland obsession by Trump (because of all the tech bros that own him and especially Vance) isn’t making the crazy conspiracy about Earth’s elites quietly planning for a planetary pole shift that will make half of the country unlivable.

The Niners kicker tried to get a red card there lol.

I thought that was a bullshit call until the replay. He definitely pulled his arm down before the ball was in range for that to be legal.

Bosa thought he was on ICE and could rough someone up at will.

Early Dilbert comics were funny but also harmful to society because they turned us against the noble cubicle. Cubicles were civilization’s apex - a cloth box for everyone, millennia of progress ending in a private paradise cube - but Dilbert made them uncool and we’ve paid the price ever since

That looked like a catch to me. Ngl.

Game should be over from that hold. Unreal. “Could have been a hold” no it was one.

Welp. That’s that. Bills going to the championship game.

Damn OT it is.

Too much time for Allen. Oof. Denver’s defense is gonna have to to have an all timer stop rn.

Josh Allen late game turnover. Cross off your bingo cards.

Receivers dropping catchable passes have plagued football this past month.

Martinelli shouldn’t start a game for some time with that lackadaisical effort trying to finesse it in far post like he’s fucking Messi or some shit. Literally harder to not score there than score and he managed it trying to be cute.

I still don’t get how that handball wasn’t given. How in the world is that a natural motion??

As someone worked out how many points we’ve won when top six teams lose? It has to be low.

Shit is crazy.

That’s the clearest handball I’ve seen in quite some time.

Much better there naturally after I hit send.

I just don’t know what we are doing here man. Usually we are better in second halves. We look completely lost rn. Just dumb decision like they are cracking from the pressure of gaining ground for the title.

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

Yeah it’s gonna be one of those games isn’t it?? Every time we have a chance to make up three points we play like this. Every. Single. Time. Arteta being cute with the line up doesn’t help either.

Players kit being visibly tugged there.

Remember the crackdown on pulling and pushing in the box by pgmol until Arsenal became great at set pieces?

Martinelli trying to be cute and edge it in far post. Just smash it, no way the keeper stops that sliding into his net.

Forest grabbing their heads every time they’re touched and naturally Michael Oliver obliges with play stoppage.