Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Rest in peace to Scott Adams, creator of the beloved comic strip Dilbert and the somewhat less beloved comic strip Racist Dilbert

from Secret Hearts, 1962

Grok turns against its master.

Checking in on MechaHitler

I have come to realize a lot of my taste in music is based on if I liked the music video.

Instead of numbers on licence plates there should be symbols. If you have a thousand different symbols, and 3 symbols per plate that’s a billion different plates. Spider Carrot Eyeball is a lot easier to remember than a string of numbers.

Will people stop liking C-3PO because of AI?

good Reddit

Part 3 of my webcomic My Other Brain Is An Idiot has started. myother.thecomicseries.com/comics/1 Repost if you love cookies.

Read Antkind by Charlie Kaufman. Has approximately 100 very funny jokes. Had it been 200 pages long it would have been one of the best novels ever. But it is 700 pages and it drags.

Before I saw Vertigo I had seen three Vertigo parodies; High Anxiety, a Sledge Hammer! episode and the music video for Last Cup of Sorrow. It ruined the suspense somewhat.

Well, I got raptured. It’s pretty great up here in heaven, sorry to all of you who missed out

These images came up next to each other on a streaming service. Thought it was the same woman.

Those guys are really rotten. They’re bad skum!

I think The Blair Witch Project is about aliens. Given everything we see there is little evidence for a witch. Aliens is the most likely explanation.

I’ve listened to some podcasts of people playing RPGs. Sometimes it’s entertaining, but they are so slow.

There's a bit in Blackadder where they say Baldrick spelled Christmas without getting any of the letters right. What is the best way to spell Christmas without using any of the letters in Christmas? Qeeznuzz??

Would the sanctions against Russia work better if they promised to do it longer? Like the sanctions will last 20 times the time from now until Russia leaves Ukraine. If Russia stays 1 day longer, the sanctions last 20 days more. 1 year longer, the sanctions last 20 years more.

Part 2 of my webcomic My Other Brain Is An Idiot has started. This is a good time to catch up or to start reading or to get someone else to read it. myother.thecomicseries.com/comics/1

Idea. Videogame RPG. Earn money, pay people to train you in swordfighting etc. Also there are priests that say if you give them money you'll level up in luck, protection from the gods, etc. Late in the game there's an NPC that explains that the priests are scamming you. It's educational!

On HBO if you go to the crime section, some of it is crime movies but most of it is true crime. It’s like if you clicked on comedy and most of it was documentaries about clowns.

On one of their records, DumDum Boys has a calm song, Texas, followed by a noisy song, Møkkamann. Halfway into Texas the intro to Møkkamann happens. And then it goes back to being a calm song. It's like the noisy song is attacking the calm song.

Idea: A computer game where you play a character trying to diet. To simulate hunger the game plays the same annoying song over and over. If you eat something, the song goes away for a while.

Wolverines are the most generic mammals.

Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend? Writer: Musk and Grime Exec: and the embezzler? Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime? Writer: Don and Don Junior Exec: get the fuck out of my office

trying to have empathy for my dog, who was so invested in eating his own poop in the snowy yard that his legs froze up and i had to carry him inside, by imagining how awesome it would be to eat a cold piece of poop. and its not working that good

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

Not sure my drawing is understandable, so please answer, what is this?

The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!

2025 Lyttle Lytton Contest, funny adamcadre.ac/lyttle/2025....

Can an author write about a rock that is so heavy that the author can't write that he lifts that rock?

Dreamt that James Bond (played by Brosnan) was wearing a tie with a hidden microchip. During an action sequence on a train he looses his tie in a goods wagon filled with thousands of ties identical to his.

Watched some Yorgos Lanthimos movie. Poor Things: Thought the start of this movie was just unpleasant, but once Mark Ruffalo showed up it got good.

People who try to discredit Eurovision by pointing out that Adolf Hitler won Eurovision in 1938 are just showing their ignorance of the contest. Winning Eurovision is NOT meant to be an endorsement of the winning song

Idea: videogame. First half you make choices. Second half: you work with an NPC version of yourself (via cloning/parallel universe/time travel). NPC you behaves like you did in first half. Helps you if you were helpful, tries to trick you if you tricked NPCs, tries to kill you if you killed NPCs.

(1/2) In the bible, genesis chapter 24, a servant is sent to find a wife for Isaac. God will help him. So the servant finds a bunch of women and asks God for a sign. The servant will ask for a drink of water and if a woman answers "Drink and I will water the camels" she is the right one.

In The Emperor's New Clothes conmen tells the emperor that the clothes they are selling can't be seen by anyone stupid. The emperor pretends to see the clothes so as not to seem stupid. Fine. But why does he but the clothes? Why is he OK with stupid people seeing him naked?

@thorsby.bsky.social This is titled "EVERYTHING IS FINE"

here is the source image, each row in tree bucket's idea of the style of: - @nedro.id's nedroid - Lauren Monger's Terrible Terrible Terrible - Softies - @thorsby.bsky.social's Hitmen For Destiny - Gallagher's Heathcliff

Insane how difficult it is to unsubscribe the Apple Tv. There's no explanation for how do it, you have to google it. And then you have to download a separate program (not needed to subscribe) and find it somewhere unintuitive in the menus. My parents would never have managed. Should be a crime.

Today I learned that Popeye has a nephew named Poopeye. Poopeye is the most disgusting name I've ever heard.

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

The worst part of The Devil Went Down to Georgia is the part that Johnny plays on the fiddle. The devil was robbed.

In the Olympics you should always cheer for India. India has the post people (probably) so when they win the most people gets happy. Ideally India should win all the events.

Are you happy that your sports team won? Think of all the people who cheered for the other team. They're all sad! It all cancels out! You have accomplished nothing!

They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

Does MOBIAN fanart exist? It does now!

when world war i started people were probably like “why is there a 1? WHY IS THERE A 1???”

If you read user reviews on IMDB, about half the reviewers will talk about how stupid the other reviewers are.