Signed copies of my books are available at Leeds @waterstones.bsky.social, including the latest, Elon Musk: American Oligarch.

Today’s been very educational because now I know when someone on a show or movie says Tylenol they mean Paracetamol.

In case it needs restating, autism isn't caused by Tylenol, or vaccines, or woke parents or whatever. It's not a disease, and it doesn't need curing. Eugenicists and fascists love to think of ways to eradicate us because they are unwilling to understand us. But we will outlive them.

I’ve been writing detective comics for a long time now, so I know when a close up magician has been pushed into a canal.

“Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks” - new stickers out now! kriski.etsy.com

I find this meme thing so weird. My dad barely ever listened to music. My mum is where I got my passion for music from. She saw Prince perform before he'd released an album. She'd play blues, soul, jazz. She bought me a CD player, she drove me home when I missed the last train back from my first gig

My labubus got soggy in the storm.

I can draw Batman! #batman

Risky.

I found the pigeons.

Coldo plays Cops N' Strawbers

Just remembered who Kash Patel’s interview style reminds me of.

Friends, I just love movies, so sue me!

“I’m a nice person. I know racists are bad, that’s a given. I have however developed a lot of what other people might consider racist views. But I’m a nice person. So… that means my… racist views aren’t racist. THERE! TA-DAAAAA!”

Considered muting 'Kirk', but I'll post this instead. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdqs...

Excellent primer on the background of the Charlie Kirk killer.

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

Hi everyone. Have a great weekend doing this in a field.

Just found a screengrab of a prank I committed last week.

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

Here’s my favourite panel from this weeks Doug Slugman comic.

I went to another Laughterama last night, and yeesh, the atmosphere was weird. Horrible sexist heckles, drunk people having to be helped out by medics. Totally different vibe to Friday's gig.

Every free item on Nextdoor sounds like a trap.

A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes

Bluuurgh. The new iPad instagram app is vile. Forced to see random strangers reels when you open it. Then friends stories and posts are torn onto different pages. Hell.

Tax aside, this is objectively a very sad end to Rayner’s political career: a teenage single mum from a deprived family who went onto be deputy prime minister. The right wing press detested her for not knowing her place. Their glee at her downfall will be palpable in tomorrow’s front pages.

On the same day in the Telegraph:

It's been a bit of a shitty work week, but I'm going to see Fern Brady and Bridget Christie later, so that's nice.

It's really quite mad to see people in the UK, who've not witnessed Lineham's descent from comedy writer to hate-preacher, react to his arrest.

Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.

Feeling anxious, so I'm going to do my two favourite things. Have a coffee and listen to some erratic music.

net immigration fell by more than half last year and the politics has gone in the complete opposite direction. It's not really about the numbers

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This comic was inspired by the CEO's and all their websites

Doug Slugman is back in this weeks Pheonix. Here is my favourite panel.

I remember during Covid, even during the peak of summer, I would get on the bus to find no one had opened any windows. Like, regularly. And it really unnerved me. That’s how I feel about people still on Twitter

See how easy it is to do this?

Alternative options (I suggest a combo): 1. steer people to be less fucking racist; 2. throw all this effort and more into stemming the main causes of migration: wars and climate catastrophe. But, as always, alas www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

This is such a good piece on all the 'cool new flags' that are everywhere around me. manchestermill.co.uk/manchester-f...

A rare photo of me and my beautiful son, Grent

Not so long ago I'd listen to politics podcasts and radio for hours every day. I can barely manage 10 mins at the moment.

Would it have bothered a 1930s Farage to later learn the fate of Jews he'd deported? We have our answer.

There were more people taking part in protests against the board of Sheffield Wednesday than there were people protesting against all the Asylum Hotels in all of the UK this weekend. Don't mainstream bigotry!

Mud Lord

I don’t want to be too shrill about this but I think the BBC, ITV and Sky have disgraced themselves in their coverage of the anti-refugee protests. A massive failure of judgement. But now we know the next time a progressive protest “isn’t news” that it’s nothing to do with numbers

Got a great shot of my mums cat, Ray.

Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".

How many multiples marched and cheered on the Manchester Pride parade yesterday?