You've got to get in on this. I've always wanted a Minnister print on my staircase and today is the day.

This is very good isn't it?

Oh, cool!

This shit drives me wild. Robbie Gibb is a thorn in the side of the BBC.

"Please don't make me use my powers as prime minister I am just a small boy"

Probably the only useful thing I’ve learnt from running Anon Opin. For the most part, any old card will keep the lights on in a hotel room.

Life update: Myself and Ringo Starr are being sued by Donald Trump, for 3 billion pounds for eating a pizza crust first.

I fully thought this photo of Alex James was Mark Heap as Jim from Friday Night Dinner.

A great point. If you read the UK press, spend time on X and fall prey to elite radicalisation, you can very easily fool yourself into thinking you represent the silent majority when in fact you are an increasingly extreme minority. It's funny when conservatives scold liberals about their "bubbles"

I’ve got a sale on my pen store until midnight on Monday. Use the code TENTENTEN for 10% off your order total. thingsbydan.myshopify.com

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

Honestly TELL THE STORY. Won’t someone just tell the fucking story of how Brexit created this economic hardship, how a Muslim immigrant just saved the lives of those commuters on that train, won’t someone in politics or even media just connect the fucking dots and TELL THE STORY. IT’S RIGHT THERE

Well done Zohran! And of course the real victor of the day - typography.

I just backed FS SOS - A Family Store collection www.kickstarter.com/projects/fam...

Was it "add a handle to the front of my space suit"?

I just received a print copy of @theonion.com in the post! My first issue since 2011, when I was on holiday in Washington DC.

Here’s the individual rooms in “Felty Towers”

Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born

I had one gin and tonic, and my mum got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

Hi, anyone got any good advice?

Holland and Barrett were kind enough to ask me to review a jar of peanut butter I purchased from them.

Our first trick or treater was a kid dressed as the Gareth Gates Squidward. Incredible work. Well done everyone.

Phew, I made something in time for Halloween!

you were were-warned #halloween

that’s right beg you miserable worm

As an English man from a sleepy shire village I would love for Musk to simply fuck off.

If I had a boat, I’d fill it with worms.

In the meantime, they should make the Doctor Who Christmas Special this year The Invasion Of Time, and say that’s what it’s like now with no Disney dollars, and we can all celebrate with tinfoil monsters, the way Santa intended.

Well I have spent all my money on @shortboxcomicsfair.bsky.social the Shortbox Comics Fair but I have no regrets. It is one of the best places to see upcoming comics talent, esp for out of the way people (not near a city centre) like me, and Zainab can do no wrong. www.shortboxcomicsfair.com

For ‘adverts’, see also: ‘hospitals’, ‘the Cabinet’, ‘kindergartens’, ‘the England football team’ and, of course, ‘the country’. The only way you can miss this is deliberately. And just watch them try.

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

Ooofff, yeah, this is about right.

Mixed messages.

Here's my favourite panel from this week's SPOOOKY Doug Slugman Comic.

Is this the meat laminator you’ve all been buying?

I'm just one of those guys who loves content. I'm always so disappointed when I open a sandwich or parcel and there's no content. I just love content.

Like many who take this path, Murphy revels in cruelty. Gets a kick out of it. A natural bully

If you ever wondered why there aren’t many cartoons anymore this is it.

Almost 60,000 women have signed this petition by @nionwomen.bsky.social women to say that the transphobes do not speak for them. Meanwhile the Daily Express front-pages seven transphobes, falsely claiming that they “represent women”. If they do not represent you. Please sign. notinourname.org.uk

We’re just innocent men

Green sea turtle no longer Endangered 🌊 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 These gentle, 400-pound giants are splashing back from the brink of extinction. bit.ly/4nfnrTw

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

As well as the aesthetic mess, liquid glass has been trouncing my Apple Watch battery. I was ending the day with 20-40% battery, now I'm getting warned every evening that it's about to run out.

I really like Alone Australia.

Halloween essentials:

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Frantically scrawling "CAT ASSASSIN GAME FROM DAVE BAUTISTA AND STRAY WRITER IS THE START OF A NEW NEO-NOIR MULTIMEDIA FRANCHISE" on the padded walls of my cell

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

Decisions, decisions.