My cvs gave me a 30 day supply of my SSRI instead of 90 by accident one time. When I noticed and went back in they accused me of being an SSRI addict - just gobbling them up. Shouldn’t they know how drugs work? Wouldn’t you just get a headache if you took too many SSRIs?

Saying this and turning off replies so they can’t pierce your bubble is very funny

Remember on twitter when people didn’t know you could see the replies they were getting and they would say they were getting death threats and then you would look and it was just people telling them they were dumb?

@jtkantor.bsky.social nice to hear you again! Can you play “shyness boy” or something else by Anri?

Spring has truly sprung, baby chipmunks everywhere and the cum trees in bloom ☀️

Clicked on the weird account to see what was up with it and then after a few tweets decided to block

There are the same number of teams with a positive run differential in the entire AL as there are in the NL Central, 5.

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

Any offense, no matter how minor, committed by someone that can fairly be described as an “attention-seeking crypto enthusiast” should be death penalty eligible 👍

#OTD in 1966 Dad delivered his speech "Don't Sleep Through the Revolution" in Hollywood, FL, and warned that the greatest danger is staying passive while injustice advances. That warning echoes clearly today.

If the Red Sox go 2-12 in their next 14 games they will end may with 20 wins. I don’t know if they can do it

Wow, Boston gets rid of that underwater contract AND gets an intriguing young prospect. Not sure what Pittsburgh was thinking

Had to update this as the Red Sox, Mets and Phillies were grey areas based on vague online policy info. THEY ALL ALLOW PASTA & OUTSIDE FOOD AND WE HAD PROOF!

Hopefully they head back to New York soon!

Kid has hurt himself swinging the bat three times in fewer than 162 games! It must be hard to go from lightning the world on fire at AAA and being the next big thing making his debut to the following year when the team stinks and you’re having a rough start. But if you’re hurt you collect your check

That was one of the more embarrassing offensive performances we've seen.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already

Nice walk

Instagram ad, I’ve cropped out the business name. Want to guess what it is?

we gotta quit the "gender reveals" during mlb games y'all, this can't keep catching on

Another Trevor story error called a single, friendly home score keeper protecting him

Trevor story has had 147 ABs (157 PAs) so far this season, he has 30 hits and 7 walks with 49 strike outs! #redsox

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

@gooffkings.bsky.social listening to last weeks threedom and PFT and Lauren lapkus are both familiar with my 3 dads

I know there is concern in general about Mayer’s injury history and if he can make it through a season, but this is now Roman Anthony’s third injury from swinging the bat in less than one full professional season. #redsox

Caleb durbin bobblehead

The Mbta ads in MA show images of 4.10 gas while the actual pumps are over $5

@howelldawdy.com visiting my niece and nephew and horrified to learn she loves watching AI morality tales like from fleets but these are starring the demon hunters girls or animated

if you’re taller than 5’9” you are a selfish drain on society

Ranger Suarez was the last guy I liked watching on the team

@bottomheadman68.bsky.social you have bad opinions

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

“Billionaires are funding a communist resurgence in America” can only be said by someone with severe lead poisoning or head injury

@jtkantor.bsky.social can you play in a gadda da vida please?

Brayan Bello is dead to me. Don’t want to have to watch him or story anymore

ESPN unironically teases a segment on the 22 year old Texas Tech QB who is headed to rehab for his gambling addiction and then tosses it to 5 minutes of NHL prop bets for tonight. I don’t what to say other than sports betting is a scourge and an epidemic among young men and needs to go.

@stefanheck.bsky.social Im in Toronto so I went to a&w, it fucking sucked

View from our hotel looks like a city pop album cover

Not allowed to say “I wouldn’t do it, but I get it”

In a hotel watching cable with the Yes network and kind of shocked to see they play televangelists ? Maybe Canada has a different yes, but ny is just over the border so I’m not sure

I really think it’s important to underline that there was apparently no security breach. The gunman was confronted and stopped where he should have been according to the design—at the magnetometer perimeter. What this piece argues for is an *expansion* of the security perimeter in time and space.

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

Holy shit finally!!!

“Tensegrity describes a closed structural system composed of a set of three or more elongate compression struts within a network of tension tendons, that press outwardly against nodal points in the tension network to form a firm….” “A little something like that lakeman” youtu.be/HML8PMPeFkg

I’m hoping for a lockout next baseball season so I never have to see Trevor story play again after this year

Last year made it to 8/30 before writing off the Red Sox season, only made it to 4/21 this year