Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/

Thank you Eugene Goodman for saving Democracy during the Capitol insurrection #January6th

Salvador Dali - Christmas card. Christmas Tree of Butterflies, 1959. Watercolour on paper.

🇺🇸 2-0 🇯🇵 🇺🇸 1-1 🇪🇨 🇺🇸 2-1 🇦🇺 Three straight games unbeaten against Top 25 teams. Soccer's Coming Home! 🤩

Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Scorpio: An old friend you haven’t seen for a long time could come to visit today. Avoid them at all costs—they’re serving you a subpoena.

The band is named CrabSmack and they play covers, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating crabs.

Probably nothing to worry about

In medieval Europe, pigs could be so murderous, than they were actually put on trial for their crimes. This wasn’t a one time event, but a semi regular occurrence. youtu.be/u88xiradDLg?...

jeff goldblum in works of art: thread

Sweet fancy Moses!….Seinfeld night and the Elaine dance contest at Brooklyn Cyclones….A tradition unlike any other!

Oh wow dusty up in here now….Florida Panther Mackie Samoskevish grew up in Sandy Hook, CT, brought the Stanley Cup to the Sandy Hook Elementary School Memorial for his day with the cup. "I thought we'd just bring it back in honor of them" 🙏

The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.

muppets take the big screen: thread

RIP #Ozzy m.youtube.com/watch?v=SvrO...

Scorpio: You will unknowingly slip through a portal into a parallel universe, identical in all ways except everyone likes you 30% less.

Voyager 1 keeps going and making amazing new discoveries. So very cool. @ericowens.bsky.social @radiofreetom.bsky.social www.elcabildo.org/en/nasa-anno...

In 1948, two Harvard professors surmised that a rare name had a negative psychological effect on its bearer. Were they right?

Vincent, abstract portrait #scifi #cyberpunk #ocart #artsky

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LAPD out there like

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

Carlos Alcaraz's marathon win over Jannik Sinner is the second longest major final of the Open Era. Where does it rank among the best of all time?

COCO GAUFF WINS THE FRENCH OPEN 🏆 The American takes down Aryna Sabalenka 6-7, 6-2, 6-4 to claim her second women's Grand Slam singles title.

‘I’m trying to hear Charlie’: Punk show drowns out right-wing rally

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Abolish the death penalty

I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested

"Popeye is the Best Movie Robin Williams Ever Made." Come see why this Vanity Fair article is 100% correct this Sunday at the Alamo Drafthouse Winchester, when we host a screening at 5PM. Co-sponsored by @fourcolorfantasies.bsky.social. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...

Samuel Benner, a farmer from the 1800s, published a book with market analysis on periods of panic, good times to buy, and good times to sell. 150 years later, his analysis has proven to be remarkably accurate.

Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.

Probably nothing to worry about www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Over the past several weeks, ProPublica has identified dozens of people who worked for DOGE. #ICYMI: We just added 20 names to our tracker, bringing the total to 66.

Green Day sucks now, has always sucked, and will always suck. Music for babies.

RIP Gene Hackman…

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

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