And to think her millionaire media mogul boyfriend got ZERO of those shrimp. It's always socialism for me and not for thee.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

We want health care and no wars, Mark. They want a permanent and abusive straight white male Christian nationalist country that dehumanizes everyone else.

It’s hotter in France this week than almost anywhere on Earth. According to Météo France, France experienced its hottest day on record this Tuesday. We really fucked this all up.

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

For no particular reason, thinking back to that time the Prime Minister of Canada visited @perimeterinstitute.ca and got really excited about quantum computing

"Grandpa, how did this happen and whatnot?" "Well Bobby, a drag queen read a storybook, so the only choice was to become a racist, fascist dictatorship and let seven wockaflockas take all the money."

"Then I realized it was my own car. But hey, I was only parked there for a couple hours. And how hard is it to just go around me? Geez.”

After surrendering to Iran, Republicans owe Jimmy Carter an apology. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

One of Europe’s great railway secrets! Tickets on this mountain train, through little-known valleys in #Switzerland and #Italy, start at just 31 €. More in my latest HIGH SPEED dispatch: www.highspeed.blog/a-slow-ride-...

Alright I'm done with this until I get a new computer.

once again the Guardian is showing U.S. editors what an accurate headline looks like www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

yes, Mamdani hasn't commentated on this, except for, uh, the time when he did - ny1.com/nyc/all-boro... - but that doesn't count because it was 'on the campaign trail'

Your dick itself has blessed you. People may come against you, but your dick has favored you. The opposition may be stronger, but your dick has empowered you. The giant looks too big, but your dick is fighting for you. If you will arise, you’re going to shine.

Although President Trump adding his own name to the Kennedy Center was undeniably gauche, it remains true that the center should have a name that appeals to everyone, not just Democrats. I propose that it be rechristened the “Lee H. Oswald and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts”

I improved it

Brooklyn is ready for a Knicks victory tonight.

To make soccer more accessible for those of us who like to look at their phones a lot, they should show the matches on a short delay and sound an airhorn when a goal is about to be scored

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

What I wouldn't give for an Angine de Poitrine x Vulfpeck collab

blue sky this lively during a middle of series sports event can u even fuckin imagine when

Another approach: Q: Is Donald Trump eligible to be President? A: Yes Q: What is the first clause of the 22nd Amendment? A: “No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice” Q: President Trump ran for President in 2016, 2020, & 2024. Which of those elections did he win?

Good morning (at least in Colorado time)! As a Quebec boy, it didn’t shock when Angine de Poitrine took the Internet by storm - there’s not a ton to do in Saguenay but get weird. How weird? Well, it requires physics and neurobiology to explain. www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-...

“A lot of the photos seem less like kids at play and more like kids at scavenge.” (Same difference) www.newyorker.com/culture/phot...

There are fewer porta-potties at the start of the New York City Marathon.

i have my doubts about trump being booed at game 3 gametime.co/nba-basketba...

I have questions.

i love the gays. But this is maybe the gayest thing ever. putting the twink in twinkies.

Sorry to say, but the average Canadian-in-the-street just wants to be able to watch what they want to watch, without being force-fed subpar content to satisfy some nationalistic need. #CanPoli www.politico.com/news/2026/06...

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

It's not the thing that's caused the most death and harm, but pointlessly and maliciously torching our deep-rooted relationship with our closest national friend and neighbor is, in terms of history and national character, one of the most depressing aspects of the broader catastrophe.

Vive le Québec INCLUSIF et ouvert. On est pas mal mieux de dénoncer ça haut et fort que des mots en Anglais sur des affiches et des étiquettes. Montrez la porte aux politiciens identitaires en 2026.

On a funnier note I saw for the first time his video during the pandemic belting out 🤭🤭 with some accuracy the Backstreet Boys “I want it that way” !!! www.facebook.com/NHL/videos/b...

Motion to rename Donald Trump's collapsing Freedom 250 concert "Wouldstink."

Here is Tom Steyer personally supporting high school trans athlete AB Hernandez. I don't think I've ever seen a candidate as brave as Tom Steyer in his explicit support for trans folks. It says a lot that it took a self funded billionaire not dependent on donors to do it.

They don’t specify but I would bet big money there’s another criterion they want.

A number of enlisted personnel have reportedly asked if they can instead be assigned to forward units in any ongoing war of choice.

Honestly, go ahead. Feel the force of every airline union, worker, CEO, and lobbying group united as one to say FUCK TRUMP. Getting 1,100 planes out of position for even a single day will cost billions, alienate donors, and enrage voters. Try it.

So like, does this mean I have to work this weekend? Because if not I have a lot of things I need to check off my to-do list...

Jesus Christ

I probably shouldn't be laughing, but the Toddlers are giving Brisbane an absolute father of a hiding #AFLGiantsLions Should I be laughing?

"Well they'd better get these gas prices down if they want my vote." - Cis, straight, White person, standing by an erased rainbow crosswalk, near an ICE prison, in an eliminated Black district.

Congratulationz to the PWHL Champions Montreal Victoire on your victory,!! Y’all just earned yourselves an invite to Las Vegas for SHE Weekend Thankx to @MGMResortsIntl for the quick yes on extra hotel rooms.

Can't wait for this scene in the new movie

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count