The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

Nation returns to Heated Rivalry to watch Canadians get fucked in a good way

Sometimes all you can do is laugh.

My interview for this piece had a surprising reveal. I had no idea! www.myupnow.com/news/local/u...

The 🇦🇺Australia Effect Is 💯% True!... 😏✌️☮️ #France #Australia #Europe #Stralyan

US Rep. Balint after reviewing unredacted Epstein files: "They are a bunch of sick fucks. So many people knew." She confirmed Trump lied about kicking Epstein from Mar-a-Lago. Other files show the relationship continued for years. #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles

Why do nearly all AI company logos look like buttholes?

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It’s hard to watch if you been brought up on fast free flowing AFL football

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Part of what's great about this is how Hunter Hess tried really hard to not go into specifics but Trump (1) deduced (correctly!) that any reference to things that aren't "good" or "moral" must mean him and (2) decided he needed to elevate it with some bonkers response. Great work, Mr. President. 🫡

The president is now attacking a US Olympian as a “Loser” and misrepresenting his words for his mild unspecified criticisms about things going on in the US right now.

Et si Montréal devenait le siège des Nations Unies?

His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!

(me, as I try to moonwalk in front of our living room TV) "This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."

JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life

I'd Puka too.

Main parachute didn't open on my one and only skydive (which I only agreed to do for an article) it was twisting around and never inflated and we were spinning around and the guy had to pull the backup. I was sure I was gonna die. Threw up on the ground and then in the car like an hour later.

State Rep. David Nagel announced today he’s switching his party affiliation from the Republican Party to the Democratic Party. #NHPolitics newhampshirebulletin.com/2025/03/07/g...

QTP with a fictional female character you love!

But this is the best variation on the theme youtu.be/5kamW7_p4vE?...

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

This is happening a lot to female journalists. So here is a modest proposal for the White House press corps: Stand together. No one should ask another question until the President answers the question that was ignored.

I’m aware that some are unfollowing me because I’m posting “political” things (that’s a bizarre word for the evil and insanity that’s happening). To each their own. I find it surreal that other urbanists are just posting normal city-building content like everything’s normal. It sure as hell isn’t.

When I was a treehugging rock climber in college visiting J-Tree in the mid-80s, I couldn't decide which was the best place I'd ever been: Sports Chalet in La Cañada, or Hamburger Hamlet in Palm Springs. 😂

Added “Catherine O’Hara is dead but Donald Trump is still alive” to my ‘Proof There is No God’ list

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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Ok so Santa Barbara is tiny and it's so Richie Rich white they made a whole soap named for the place everyone that lives there is exactly who you're picturing and they're out in force against ICE. We're gonna win this shit.

The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.

IDK why right-wingers keep bringing up Obama's record deportations, it just shows that if you wanted to have a conservative immigration policy without partisan militias occupying cities and gunning people down in the streets you could do it and a lot of americans would be fine with it

Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

We should have all known that the moment progressives pulled out their own guns and the black panthers were back in the news defending their communities, that would be the time for common sense gun control. Not 20 some school shootings back, don't be silly.

if Oscar Pistorius gives me one of his gold medals, it doesn't mean I murdered my girlfriend

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Call me crazy, but I don't think the question of whether or not Bovino belongs in his job depends on whether or not he deletes the tweet he made calling protesters "cannon fodder." Making the tweet (along with many other things he's done) should disqualify him from any law enforcement job ever.

What adds layers of irony onto this is these are the same people who have spent 4 years defending Ashli Babbitt.

let him cook

biggest pussies in the world. you called someone's mom because they said something mean to you. jesus christ

once again shoutout to every dipshit who insisted it was hysterical to talk about trump and white supremacy in the same breath www.rawstory.com/trump-267487...

lmao Mad Magazine has still got it

@jwellesmusic.bsky.social on point again www.instagram.com/reel/DTQVRst...

ICE is killing American citizens the right way. by Ezra Klein

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Trump est un menteur, un voyou et un criminel.

What happens when they want Canada’s water instead of Venezuela’s oil? Who do they kidnap then?

Day one of the Mamdani administration ends in scandal as “wife has shoes-Gate” rolls on with the revelation that the moderately priced shoes were on loan, moving her from being a snooty elitist hypocrite to the much greater scandal of being a disgusting poor