I also find myself thinking about every person on that ship, when they are grandparents, saying "Yes, I was there when the Artemis II crew returned."

how is anyone supposed to get work done dude. that's live. that's earth, right now, right this minute, and in an hour they are gonna splash in the sea. too in awe to think about where we'd be if this is what we funneled our tax dollars to instead of bombs that make gas prices quintuple overnight

Seeing the mayoral Marist Poll crosstabs and trends reminds me how many stupid fucking rubes in New York City in March 2022 actually believed Eric Adams was going to be a good mayor.

Gotta make these for real

RHORI with FA interruptions is less than ideal.

CHA ✈️ ATL ✈️ JFK

I will once again state that I wish I had fucking punched the dumb motherfuckers in the face who said that Trump would usher in a new era of peace in Hong Kong the day after Election Day.

This band has played five songs since I got here two hours ago. They’ve been playing the whole time.

Those people with the power to stop it will be judged by history. And they will not be judged well.

Happy Sunday, everyone. Be sure to wash your anus

Of all the things I’ll #neverforget, this is the one I’ll #neverforget the most

New York City is on pace to have 87% fewer homicides in 2026 than it did in 1975.

Our 14 year nightmare is over. Go Sabres.

Weekend @mta.info subway construction means JFK Airport is getting double the A train service it typically dees on a weekend. It can and should be like this every day with some realignment of services.

Love that a one-way Acela trip in two weeks was $54 more expensive than a round-trip airline flight departing at the same time.

Oh great, we’re shaming drunk pedestrians now when drunk drivers still exist.

I know better than to trust Delta’s gate assignments ahead of time, but the C41 to C37 connection at ATL the app showed earlier was far more preferable to the current B26 to D35.

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

The original headline was even worse than the $34 burger rewrite. Should rich New Yorkers get a fire station? Should they have access to 911? Should we pick up the trash for them?

Properly ready to watch Real Housewives of Rhode Island at my local sports bar.

Good afternoon. It's Thursday and today would be a great day to impeach the child-fucking war criminal.

Being quick to a story gives you a much better chance of being ranked higher in Google search results — a fact I blame for many of digital journalism’s current ills.

Okay, here’s a reach: where should I eat a good meal in Chattanooga?

Didnt they put a tesla in space? I mean it might not be a toilet but it is a piece of shit

rahm emanuel doesn't have a chance, but if he did i'd be sounding the alarm about voting for someone who got suckered by elon musk. the hyperloop is not a thing, was never going to work, and even if it did would never be as good for a city as just investing in transit.

I've lived a block from a homeless shelter for 15 years and it wasn't until 5 years ago that I even discovered I lived a block from a homeless shelter.

From the "nothing makes sense anymore" file: I was upgraded at the 5-day window to First Class on a Friday afternoon Delta hub-to-hub flight. Meanwhile, I can't even get an upgrade to Comfort on my connecting 48-minute hub-and-spoke flight because it's fully booked.

I love March Madness so much

The best thing about ABS challenges are they’re going to so easily prove which umpires are worst at their jobs, even as they prove it with calls that can’t be reviewed.

Amtrak finding exciting new ways to make boarding worse. Coach class was forced to board at ONE DOOR on my 7-car train. The conductor muttered under his breath “that’s just the way it is” after telling the long line of people where to board for coach, suggesting he thinks it’s idiotic, too.

Thinking about this post as I crawl on an A train between 14 St and Penn Station.

Boss: You get that Raos sales display done? Stock boy: Yup, super dangerous just like you asked Boss: what

darth springs eternal

I’m convinced the push for this across several states is just a World Cup marketing ploy. This would make a lot more sense if the World Cup was in Australia, but the latest matches in Group Play this year end around 2am ET.

Of COURSE our mayor is a Bike Angel.

Happy Opening Day! Time for my annual viewing of the greatest baseball-related subplot in sitcom history.

Like this post and fuck Connecticut.

"Why is Sweetgreen dying," he reads, as he stands in a jam-packed pickup area at 1:40pm still waiting for his order that was promised to him at 1pm.

You are walking out of Basement at 9am. I am in an Uber home from JFK after having breakfast in the Delta One Lounge. We are not the same.

Don’t love 1B, but at least I’ll be the first off the plane and into the D1 Lounge for breakfast tomorrow morning.

Left the spot where I was hanging out a mile and half from LAX two hours before my flight and 40 minutes later I’m still not sure I’m going to make my flight.

@2avesag.as LA has us beat until the Cardvaark makes photo ops at Rangers games.

This is even better than my Ride the D shirt!

If I were an elected official who greenlit hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars to build a new stadium for a pro team, I would insist on guarantees that the team’s owners not treat their fans like fucking piggy banks when they just want a bottled water.

It is $10 for a 20-ounce bottle of soda at Crypto dot com Arena. A beer is more than $20. Fuck the billionaire team owners who propagate this scam and then cry poor when they want taxpayer funding for arena improvements.

Just spotted a Ride the D shirt in the wild, which reminds me: don’t fuck this up, LA. Riding the K might not have the same innuendo associated with it, but it would still be transformative. Make your voice heard and fuck the NIMBYs and their powerful allies.

I forgot about the smog.

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