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Pump up the jam, Pump it up, And the jam is pumping, Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin'

One could argue Spirited Away was nothing BUT good corridors.

When they say cats are a reflection of their owner and you realize your cat always wants a little treat, hates new people, is a little chunky, and gets tired just from existing. 🙋🏻‍♀️

The app says "handed to resident". If you need to go and look for it you're...

Knows How

I knew this was suspicious as FUCK when I saw it. The one time confirmation bias works out for me

Say it with me:

@99pi.org did a great episode (in amongst all the other great ones they do) on the Moonlight towers featured in the film 99percentinvisible.org/episode/unde...

Inspiration? @weare1of100.bsky.social

I have purchased art, isn't it beautiful? A vibrant picture of a radish bursts off the page. By the talented and dedicated artist Amelia Dunham. Her work can be found at www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Itsy... #bskyart #art

Sting the Merciless

I'm nothing if not a bandwagon jumper

Picard multiversal tip: Be careful; not even a Jedi or a Time Lord can withstand Vogon poetry. So say we all.

Scenes earlier today

The crazy bastards have only gone and done it

“I’m off to represent the entire Peruvian Navy at the buffet, you girls enjoy yourself”

"You know the film, the one about the fucking wee bear lad, loves immigration and fucking about. The bear, he's got a fucking hat and sandwich up his arse. His parents are middle class cunts. Jam! He fucking loves jam." "Paddington?" "That's the one, right"

Name 10 movies you’ve seen on the big screen: Stalker (re-release) Nouvelle Vague Airplane! Interstellar (IMAX re-release) Rocky Horror Picture Show Life of Brian (re-release) Henry V (Brannagh) The Killing of a Sacred Deer No Country for Old Men Parasite

Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.

Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

THERE'S A LOWER DECKS OPTION NOW!

#LowerDecks is here!

youtu.be/THUUIJ9vJRI?... #raveyardshift

To all my friends at the #shindigweekender up by Malmesbury right now, here's something French for the peak hour. #raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=xymj...

It has begun:

Same.

RIP

Farewell to Rob Base, whose "It Takes Two" sounds like the greatest single ever whenever it's playing.

#totp Temu George Michael

MOAR KEY CHANGES! #totp

Do we get any Nu Shooz this week? #totp

more interesting than macy gray on #totp is the fact that ive eaten chilli with a white tshirt on, and its still white.

So they're building a trebuchet in Bob's Burgers. This is so cool.

Me when forced into a social situation without a clearly defined role

This is the kind of stuff that makes me love French cinema

I love their blooper reel.

Most we'll see of Grace tonight :-( #totp

DAD! #totp

Flying without wings? Prove it. #totp

I’m voting for The Count!

this is called "drift compatibility"

This one had me at ‘mochi princess’, the castle is just a bonus

We’ve been here before