YOU GAVE A HARD NO TO MUPPET KNIVES OUT???

every time I see people whining about the internet and single points of failure and “remember when” I laugh and LAUGH. folks. did you know that at one point sufficient rain in northern Virginia could take half the internet down? the infrastructure is way more robust and resilient than it used to be.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Average Bluesky art community experience

I have the most head splitting migraine today and it’s like every coworker surrounding me is actively choosing to be as loud as humanly possible. I generally like working at my office but no one here has any concept of “indoor voice” and it drives me insane.

My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!

THERE HE IS. THAT’S MY BOY. 💛

Neopets's in-game music for their old games was so much better than it needed to be. Like, who decided that Sutek's Tomb needed psych rock bgm www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wF...

Fuck AI and fuck you if you use it.

Started Camp Damascus by @chucktingle.bsky.social. Only about 10% through and already ANGRY. The number of time I've been told "You know how you can get," makes this one hit so very close to home. 📚💙

I had no idea about Anime NJ! I wish I did! It sounds awesome... I'll definitely check it out next year!

Also of note, Miguel A. Nuñez’s barely audible line read right before Cedric Yarbrough’s legendary line delivery

With the collapse of AAA games on the horizon for is time for the Sorcerian-like to return. Give me four little guys to make stand in a tidy line and go on modular adventures to pulsing synth rock. Give me a thousand options for jobs they can take during down time. Don’t worry about if it’s “good”

It's been a long wait, but the first two seasons of Adventure is Nigh are now available to pre-order on Blu-Ray! Check out our store over on DFTBA. store.dftba.com/collections/...

You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%

don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances

If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?

what do you think Mr Beast Land is

I am genuinely pleased that the first time my private correspondence was entered into the public record without my knowledge, it was both grammatically correct and morally unimpeachable

oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things

The cast of Stranger Things Season Five

Push it to the Limit just came on the radio in the bakery I’m sitting in and I’m immediately transported back in time.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Tomorrow’s Unpacked is probably the most personal thing I’ve written and something I’ve long wanted to write to reclaim my own history that people that weren’t there tried to rewrite for me. Reflects on the last two years of Second Wind and my time on The Escapist, including the last days of it.

a subtle callout video dedicated to some of my friends

Look if you don't want a ruling class made of pedophiles the easiest way to do it is to make sure you don't have a ruling class! It's just that simple! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I don't think being rich makes you a monster so much as the process by which people become rich requires monsters as a prerequisite and nothing about the Epstein file revelations has dissuaded me of this notion

It occurs to me that Oscar Isaac has kinda played Frankenstein twice now.

Steamboatse Willy

I’m not allowed to listen to music at work. I’m PERMITTED to listen to music at work, but without fail, every time I put my headphones on, someone approaches my desk like “are you busy? Can I ask you a question?”

While I was busy being stranded from a broken down train this morning, I did spy this perfect D&D dwarf name upon the train tracks up for grabs if anyone wants it.

NSFW zine: we want you to be FREAKY*!!! *except freaky in a, b, c, d, e, f, g...x, y, z ways. those are NOT allowed.

Thank god we’re finally moving. Getting towed backwards to Yankee Stadium.

Blehhhhh my train derailed (not catastrophically, just that its foot disconnected from the third rail) and now we’re just. Stuck. They brought out a second engine right away to tug us to the next station bc we derailed right next to a train yard (lucky!) and then they immediately announce there’s

I didn't bring it up, but it came up in my replies anyway, so I'll just say, I have always been a staunch defender of the Awkward Tidus Laugh scene in FFX. The scene gives you every indication that it is a deliberate writing decision, and the further context of the game further validates it.

➡️ Donor Matchers The highlight of this event each fundraiser, we have folks who have agreed to join me in donating a certain dollar amount for each individual contributor across all these donation methods 🔥 So the more *people* who give, the more money the matchers give!

Just donated!

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me

Griffith / Femto watercolors

sorry i cartoonishly said “aw shucks” when you complimented me. i got nervous

that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡

ALL THAT FOR NOTHING USELESS ASS PARTY

today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force. RIP to the Eddie Fitz