@ditzkoff.bsky.social Grok every time Elon is mentioned

Dude in Sauna at gym: Now I’m a man of science and the ancient Egyptians were the most technologically advanced. The pyramids were originally healing echo chambers that healed bones with vibrations. Near verbatim quote. His voice was a dead ringer for Danny McBride. It made my night.

Trump appointed Harmeet Dhillon to the Justice Department so she could own the libs and sue DEI out of existence. But she is a bad lawyer! And her utter incompetence is the main reason why a conservative Trump judge just struck down the racist Texas gerrymander. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Two days a week I worship Shiva … the god of Yoga (and fantasy football) … apparently

A former Palantir exec just published an extortion letter in the Washington Post: Democrats must fund tech oligarchs, abandon antitrust, and create 15 deregulated corporate zones—or “lose.” When I challenged her, she blocked me. Tech’s moral rot, exposed: www.thenerdreich.com/silicon-vall...

You: campaign finance and citizens united is what made politics corrupt Me: McDonnell v. US was a crime against good government. It was a unanimous opinion and everyone on the court in 2016 is responsible for this mess. We are not the same.

Would love to see someone from the moderate, Majority Dem faction really address and wrestle with the political effects of what Labour has been up to.

insert Event Horizon gif

oh no

When you don’t think made up shit is true you’re in a liberal bubble, great point bsky.app/profile/razz...

We're 10 years into this and I'm still keeping the neocons marooned on useful idiot island.

This is a preview of our coming “Swan Lake” moment, where Trump and bunch of loyalists barricade themselves in the White House blaring 80s Broadway tunes, waiting to be forcibly removed from office.

Trump could easily comp these creeps with his campaign funds or crypto scams. Too fucking greedy to play it safe.

@sky.skymarchini.net Can’t tell if this doubles as a subtweet to Katy Tur.

Great year to celebrate Kwanza

AHAHA SUPREME COURT SAYS TOUCH THE STOVE

Arguing against extending ACA funds, GOP senators are circulating charts showing insurer profits rising since the enhanced subsidy began. Bernie @sanders.senate.gov appears fascinated to learn that they consider this a problem, saying they should then cosponsor his Medicare For All bill.

Breaking foot off in Youngkin ass part💯

I don't understand why they need a socialist solution when they could surely qualify for many loans with Silicon Valley Bank.

@dicknixon.bsky.social Thought of Ben Sasse while reading this. www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/05/o...

If this ain’t a signal that the bubble is about to burst, I don’t know what is….

and if it was effective at all in 2024 it wasnt the salience of transphobia, it’s that they launched it out of a 300mm dollar media cannon or $44.3 billion depending how you want to do the accounting on twitter

@dicknixon.bsky.social Wonder if Vance is gonna start backpedaling in the near future or whether he thinks he can’t change course now.

we will let bill kristol have one regime change. he gets el Salvador

This year Alex Soros married Huma Abedin, ex-wife of one time NYC mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner.

Farewell sweet Prince

Zohran has already gotten 250k more votes than Eric Adams did 4 years ago when he was hailed as the future of the Democratic Party.

Absent the plane crash

You’d think McClatchy’s skeptical Iraq WMD coverage would have elevated it to a media gold standard … but alas nothing matters.

My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened” In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job Anyway he’s dead

You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City

Goodnight and Good luck, Usha Vance! Instead of confronting his scandalous embrace with Erika Kirk, or the reality that MAGA rejects his Indian American wife and family, JD Vance has decided to spend Halloween trolling America. thelefthook.substack.com/p/goodnight-...

@sky.skymarchini.net It wouldn’t be hard to bully Shapiro into crying on national television. It’d risk a paid pundit gig, but the person who’d be able/willing to do it probably is getting axed when Ellison buys out CNN’s parent company.

BRAK O LANTERN

The Dutch General Intelligence and Security Service has stopped sharing certain information with the United States: “Sometimes we no longer share things,” officials say, because the information has been finding its way into Kremlin hands. www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/n...

Edison Park is where all the Chicago cops live and nobody wants ICE there either.

the apologists have actually been almost perfectly split between liberal pundits and left pundits, all united by that one great evil: podcasting

@uticaeric.bsky.social Perfect timing

“Let them eat —“ oh no I don’t like where this is going.

my god, what a paragraph (from tonight's @hcrichardson.bsky.social)

@dicknixon.bsky.social Nervously eying your ruthlessly ambitious spouse as he privately assures that his answer was just for the rubes has to be a galling experience. Especially with three kids in the mix.

Can we at least move the goal posts so people like MTG and Hawley have to do something before they get credit. She’s just gonna pocket these plaudits, do nothing, and then become a more respectable ‘26 GA Senate candidate. If Ossoff goes down to MTG, you can thank our media’s addiction to novelty.

“I’ll be your heterodox huckleberry … Bari”

@zannymb.economist.com FFS, I’m glad I didn’t re-up my subscription. Tease out and refute their bullshit arguments, but don’t give bad faith actors a headline that allows them to say, “Even The Economist says there’s a case for Trump to run again.”