Hot off the presses, memes!

I need to start listening to my own advice. If I don't enjoy a book, I don't have to finish it. This isn't English class.

The moral integrity of the United States Supreme Court ceased being beyond reproach years ago. A number of judges need to be replaced.

He is so shameless with his insider trading and market manipulations.

Such a clown

A bio-inspired robot crosses paths with a real insect , 400 million years of evolution face to face with human engineering.

My Hubs is uber jelly of my little crush on Erling Haaland I try to explain he’s just a sweet guy who is an elite athlete Who is a beast on the pitch and a lamb to the little ones That’s what I admire

A complete list of Lindsey Graham’s sister’s qualifications for running for his Senate seat:

So now that it’s established Donald Trump doesn’t have a shred of proof that 2020 was stolen can we get this lying anti-American piece of shit out of here?

We were out getting Sushi and on the way we spied one of the rarest cars I've ever seen in the wild - a 1949 #Volkswagen Type 14A Hebmüller Cabriolet. Just 696 of these 2-seat Beetles were made from 1949 to 1953, later ones at Karmann, and fewer than 100 survive. #WeirdCarBS

They're no longer testing any boundaries for limits to their corruption. They long ago ascertained there are none.

Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.

Every young New Yorker deserves a summer filled with opportunity, fun, and community — not violence.

We’re never going to live on Mars. We’re never going to live on the Moon. There is no Planet B. We need to take care of our magical mystical miraculous planet like it’s the only home we will ever have. Because it is.

Commander of Blue Angels is asked about the flyover incident yesterday. He described it as “an unsafe situation” and “we will have a heavy review of what happened yesterday to ensure we don’t put ourselves in unsafe situations again.”

Irony dies

People are being encouraged to stay indoors and avoid fresh vegetables. Turns out I've been practicing healthy behaviors the whole time, I just called it "being indoorsy" and "eating pizza."

I don’t want Trump on my money or in my passport or as President in general

So apparently, while Tom Kean was in the hospital dealing with depression, he made $340,000 trading stocks based on insider information he gleaned as a member of Congress—in addition to his salary. I’m glad he got help, but can you name any other profession in the world where this would be okay?

My first search engine.

Anyone else find it suspicious that the White House is releasing a bunch of “newly discovered” findings concerning the 2020 election weeks after they conducted mass firings of career intelligence officers? 🙋‍♀️

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

If Andy Beshear doesn’t call for a special election before August 3rd and force Mitch McConnell to prove he can speak in a video, then Andy Beshear becomes the new Merrick Garland. I’m sorry but I make the rules.

The Odyssey is really about a man refusing to stop and ask for directions

DRINK!!!!

On September 17, 1976, a 29-year-old Elton John sat at the piano at the Edinburgh Playhouse without a band or large production and performed seven songs solo. Here’s “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me.”

Dog figuring out a water toy: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

What I'll be watching tonight instead of listening to the never ending lies from the WH about "rigged" elections:

The treasury just ended plans to put Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill but they’re currently printing Trump’s face on a $1 gold coin while he’s still alive. All racist fascists go to Hell.

AOC: This is an inhaler pump. Can you guess what the great innovation was that made it worth preventing this from going generic? It’s this little plastic piece right here. That was a major part of the new patent they filed to extend exclusivity and prevent this life-saving drug from going generic.

so gender-affirming care then

Today I am crushed, and weeping I have the video of Johan Sebastian’s murder and I won’t post it, but I saw it No medical aid was called for he was already dead when they pulled him from his car and handcuffed his corpse

OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...

Wow- Hawaiian Senator Mazie Hirono making Blanche squirm 👏👏 DOJ “Department of Retribution and Corruption”.

No spoilers for the odyssey please

— earth angel 🐚 🦢 zendaya ◞ odyssey premiere in nyc ﹒﹒﹒﹒﹒﹒﹒

also she was carrying an olympia le-tan book clutch of the odyssey!

Your eggs never got cheaper and your produce gives you explosive diarrhea. Are we great again?

Most corrupt administration in American history!

People don't want masked thugs terrorizing their neighbors. They don't want warehouses being turned into detention centers. They don't want billions of taxpayer dollars spent on a rogue police state. They want healthcare. They want affordable homes. They want their basic needs met.

Donald Trump rapes.

Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you

*taps sign*

EXECUTED BY ICE IN COLD BLOOD IN FRONT OF HIS 3-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER.

Lakers fan nailed a half-court hook shot for $75k and LeBron tackled him out of pure excitement. Less than 1% of pros can make that shot.

So much propaganda is being spread by ICE. They also don’t mention that the 26-year-old man they shot had legal authorization to work in the United States and was not the target of the ICE operation.