made some leftover gochujang noodles with tofu and sunnyside up eggs for breakfast 🍜

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

For the people saying critics of Democrats on immigration from the left don’t have an alternative, I always say “go look at the Statue of Liberty, that’s our immigration policy.”

story of my life

i'm noticing we're running with "all-consuming anger" again today. that's fine, just saying it out loud for anyone trying to keep up.

absolutely true

when the four-day weekend is nigh

you could advocate for free higher education rather than being a fascist motherfucker? just thinking out loud here

i posted a picture of some delicious homemade dal last night and this person replied with a can of soup. i think i have to delete my account now, sorry pals. i’ve been fatally owned.

i saw a video of the america 250 arch that is really just a box with wallpaper that makes it look like an arch and i had to just sit and stare at the wall for a while

chana dal chana dal chana dal 🍜

sport is for every person alive. it is your right as a person on this planet to join our human legacy of play.

Inspired by the iconic Parisian sandwich

if your timeline doesn't look like this, are you even blueskying #favegang #likesquad

Once again, there is no gender equality without our trans community. There is no feminism without our trans community.

one thread from the movie that i do think is pretty interesting and worth considering is the conflict was explicitly an internal corporate war, no government needed or wanted. we do, in fact, live in a world where states are in many ways minor actors compared to corporations/capital.

i gotta admit, they've almost got me. two more videos and i'm in.

just saw DISCLOSURE DAY and this may sound crazy but in the hands of a much worse director that movie would have ruled

democrats never going to shake the allegations that they want to be republicans when they keep naming everything they do after garbage bullshit the republicans are currently doing. i am a comms professional moron and even i know not to do this

It's called Blue sky Mr prezbo

everyone calm down, she's clearly talking about horse families

I need to meditate way more and I need to write way more, and as a result tear myself in two between symbolic and non-symbolic ways of organizing

*long, low whistle* lareviewofbooks.org/article/dang...

Emerald has, I think, seen over 100 tMG shows, so a “best show ever” claim carries some weight

it’s crazy how i don’t even think this is rock bottom for them

anytime someone makes a “promise to america”, you can be certain you’re about to read the most craven bootlicking propaganda you’ve ever seen in your life www.thepromisetoamerica.com

personally i love a diminuitive arch

that would be nice, but both me and johnson know the dems have no real intention of doing 'fuck all about it'

I got something from starbucks that is literally called "mush" and I'm like "oh, this is nasty." Dead dove moment.

feel like i finally understand economics

can you guys give this post some love so more people see it and we get more applicants www.instagram.com/kansascityds...

i get that the very nature of our social platforms induce as much declaration from us as possible, but i'd like a platform that allows me to properly express just how absolutely flummoxed i feel most of the time. i've no words, no analysis. just a gape-jawed thousand-yard stare, a struggle to grasp

we'll abolish prisons AFTER this jamoke spends a few years in the hole

i don't understand anything that is happening, to be frank

oh no! *rending my garments* alas!

miss rachel and zohran play-crying dot gif

i will readily admit that i'm not the best or most ambitious in any kind of sense comms/pr guy, but i still have more sense than to completely pivot my marketing strategy in less than 24 hours just because my competitor "made a facebook post" that got a few likes (this is a work post obv)

If your workplace needs to hire a remote employee with a diverse professional background, excellent communication skills, and experience in inventory management as well as construction processes, lmk 🥹 I’m currently employed but my job is no longer the best fit for my body.

far fewer cops

i know i’m not supposed to hope everything collapses.

new applications keep arriving for rooms at the underwater Resort of Accountability, located in the marianas trench

reading an article in wapo about the dead ducks at the reflecting pool, and dismayed to run across this form of innovative journailsm. why am i asking ai these follow ups and not having those questions, for example, be part of the reporter's original reporting?

kids these days have no idea how nicknames work smdh

I will not accept an argument that art and creativity have been uniquely democratised in the last few years since the invention of genAI. What a disservice to human history. How little regard you must have for the billions of souls that struggled through unimaginable suffering to express themselves.

i like it when twitter is down because all of my mean friends show back up here

*eddie izzard covered in bees voice* i'm covered in capitalist axiomatics!

shimmering!