Iran

maybe black bean paste noodles and eggs will fix me

Pete "No Quarter" Hegseth is an explicit believer in the notion that warcrimes are the path to victory. Congress needs to repeal the Hague invasion act, join the ICC, and pack Hegseth into a little box to go stand trial for his crimes

sickening motherfuckers

an important question we should probably be thinking about for the near future is "how do we make it impossible for a small group of perverts to take control of the largest military in the world and recklessly and illegaly wield it against whoever?"

boisterously reply-guyin' this fine friday morning, sorry to all of my fans

among everything else, this ignores how offensive it is to "buy water" in the first place

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

i fuckin hate the way these guys talk

the consequences can go ahead and start raining down whenever they're ready. today, tomorrow, i'm not super picky beyond "soon"

you know society is crumbled because the civilized response to even the first twenty words of this is a quick punch in the mouth and it just didn’t happen

okay why is the barnes and noble philosophy section filled with books about stoicism only

as a guy with a passion for political history, i wish i lived in a city where i could spot hegseth or vance or leavitt just walking around or trying to eat dinner with their sicko family and friends

if you're following the "did jesus actually exist" dust up in one corner of this site, i can confidently assure you that "it does not matter in the slightest to jesus"

i'm no football fan, so grain of salt and all, but completely unsurprising that the most fascist-inflected sport finds its way towards more fascist inflections

hard to fathom fucking up your one life so hard that you're a grown adult wearing too-big shoes that your nazi daddy made you wear because he thinks you're a total joke. cosmic levels of depravity and humiliating abjectness on display right now, it's horrifying.

should i learn how to gamble

i get americans are thuggish and brutal and must be patronized with anti-war messaging like "gas too high now" but it is frankly offensive that these dem politicians are not flat out acknowledging that trump/hegseth is literally slaughtering thousands of people for fun. it's disgusting.

i watch sports on my own time and without a lot of other people, so i wasn't really aware until last night of how much people don't care for kobe lol

this is one of the most pathetic things i’ve ever seen in my life

today is the day

what is that, like three lobster tails?

Today is Abortion Provider Appreciation Day. 💛 Today we celebrate abortion providers — the people who show up every day with compassion, courage, and creativity to care for their communities. #CelebrateAbortionProviders

bro sorry i ordered from the list of available options, jesus

a major reason why we should want to do reparations is our dignity. just like we want to do the work for a better world, we want to be able to say we're sorry and can do things right. the clowns who can't do reparations, who can never say they're sorry, are fit subjects for tyrants

when trump buys me shoes

the only way a president should be allowed to start a war is if they kill themselves first

looks like i support gavin newsome in everything but his presidential campaign, then* (*i do not actually support gavin newsome for anything including "using air to breathe", doing this post for the bit only)

Hegel has you writing down insane sentences such as “the second thing is also a thing with an also”

hi, i'm famous compromise-seeker john brown

i have imposter syndrome insofar as i am ruled by the stupidest imposters known to god

Chicago.

Whole gang clumbering towards an unknown and ominous horizon

just saw a minivan fly through the air like a meteor

here to complain about daylight savings

one last thing i’ll opine about platner is that if all that has happened to him had happened to me, i would absolutely not be trying to *stay* in the spotlight. i have been horribly misconstrued and it’s probably my fault, and i need to find the shadows and atone for several years, is what i’d think

she’s talking about me 😅

fantastic piece by @zunguzungu.bsky.social

fucking die already you undead bitch

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Oooooh look at that, it's bandcamp Friday. Listen to some of my music and consider how appreciative I'd be if you purchased it. armed-jouissance.bandcamp.com/album/havana

the only way a president should be allowed to start a war is if they kill themselves first

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

i hate her!

getting quite sick of this guy's shit!

It’s Do Not Freak The Fuck Out Friday. It’s where you don’t freak the fuck out on a Friday because the US president is the antichrist and roughly one third of the country are devil worshippers who wish to reestablish chattel slavery after turning the middle east into a parking lot for Israel.

that imperial boomerang almost definitely on a shorter trip back this time around

ingested far too many horrors already this morning. the only remedy is playing "you must believe in spring" on repeat for the next five hours.