2025 Headline of the Year nominee (March)

Bari Weiss calling Trump's bunker yesterday to tell them she buried that 60 Minutes story for good

I’m really looking forward to the Dateline story a year from now about what is happening at CBS right now.

Gonna be a White Wine in the Sun Christmas.

Don’t have to ask me twice!

"Woe to those who have not cleaned their houses - it is said that the Schnabelperchten will cut open their stomachs with long scissors and empty the rubbish into them" ✂️

All set for the annual cookie decorating.

The fact that A Christmas Story made the 1001 Movies entries for 1983 and Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence didn’t is an indictment of that book. I mean, I don’t have anything against Bob Clark, but that isn’t even his best Christmas movie. #FilmSky

Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence is a Christmas movie. #FilmSky

Motivational speaker is not a job. Regardless of your background or story, it’s a grift.

This was really sweet. Zohran, when he's doing stuff like this, actually reminds me a lot of David Holt here in my city. They both have a lot of the same warmth.

10-3 season is objectively good but to go from 17-0 to that melt down sucks so much ass. Time to tamper like a champion in the portal. Team absolutely has to make the TE room functional and the running game better Beyond that, GG Alabama

Real excited to go out Christmas shopping tomorrow in a giant crowd of angry hungover Sooner fans.

Should have brought out 50 Cent a couple more times. The Sooners would have had it for sure.

Poor Tate. That is not how his season should have ended.

We still love you, Tate.

So sad.

Give Tate another chance. Don’t let his season end like that.

Kick the field goal and do the onside.

Texting with OU alum friend

All credit to Alabama. They earned this one. I hope Indiana beats the dog shit out of them.

This is not how it should have gone out.

Oh my god.

Thunder are down. OU is on the brink of losing this playoff game. Quick, someone sacrifice a virgin to the sports gods.

This game.

Thanks to 50 Cent for saving our playoff hopes.

Oklahoma offense since the Robinson drop: punt blocked, pick-six, kneel, pair of three-and-outs. Alabama goes on 27 point run. 50 Cent appears: Oklahoma touchdown two plays later. College Football!

This game.

We’re starting to see the whose QB is worse football we all expected.

God dammit.

Things I hate: * My life * This game * Tim Tebow getting to talk on television about this game

That’s the Mateer we’ve known all season.

Are men too emotional to coach in the NBA? 🤔

Cleansing my palette watching Thunder beat up on Minnesota during the halftime.

Fuck you, Tim Tebow.

Get Tim Tebow off my fucking tv.

is that Kirk Herbstreit trying to argue that the red was too deep on the sideline in that sideline interference penalty? god these guys insufferably shill for Bama. you've watched enough of this sport to know the ref gets the entire sideline there. jackass commentary

I DO NOT want Oklahoma to end up in a shootout. That is not our style of football.

Mateer. Calm the FUCK down.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Hallmark movie where a career driven city girl has to go to Fansville to close an NIL deal with the local quarterback and falls in love with the impossibly handsome Special Teams Coordinator. It's called Longsnappers and Longshots

God dammit.

Every time a Tide running back gets his bell rung, a Ty Simpson gets his wings.

"that's actually a load bearing ty Simpson, can't take it out"

Hey. It’s only a ten point game again!

Skycast has the Bama radio call on and these dudes sound like they’re being told bad news about their house

Brent Venables has DeBoer in hell.