Yes

You've heard of Les Misérables but now baseball has

save us, bearded austin riley

not to sound like a curmudgeon but I literally don’t care if Colbert gets to live his fanboy dream here. the MCUification of middle-earth has to stop

This whole concept in LOTR is one of my favourite parts of the whole book. “Evil fucks up because evil people fundamentally cannot imagine that others are not motivated by the same things as them” is another theme that feels relevant right now

fun reminder: the reason why they make these fucking pointless "live action" remakes is because since it's "live action", the animation is considered "vfx" and not character animation, so they can pay these non-unionized satellite studios fuck-all and make a cool few million for essentially nothing

all of the money in the world cannot make my brain produce more dopamine. vyvanse, however, can

yeah TSA sucks and needs serious reforms, but also, do you realize how often airplanes used to get hijacked

baseball is DUMB!!! ACTUALLY!!!!

the thing is ds9 had gul dukat, one of the top 10 guys to put in a situation, and they kept putting him in situations. voyager had seska who could have risen to that level with time but they put her in the situation of being dead

The virgin Last of Us adaptation refusing to do the bare minimum to cast a trans masc actor for a trans masc character vs. The chad One Piece adaptation casting a trans masc actor for a main character just because he's awesome

death of the author and/or separating art from artist are concepts explaining how the creator has no ownership or control with your engagement with their art, their interpretation of their own work is trivia at best. It is not a statement absolving the creator from their political/criminal activity.

any lies detected?

sorry you had to do 3 extra seconds of scanning the news because i got excited about a cool sports play on a niche microblogging website

I’m not saying this is a better or worse reason for an IMO bad endorsement, I’m just trying to read tea leaves

I’m coming around to the view that the Warren endorsement of Platner is substantially about a Senate leadership challenge, and it coming after the Stratton win in IL is not coincidental, and I guess we’re going to find out if Warren et al are any good at counting votes

the charles de gaulle is in retrograde

the floor tile of the caracas airport, designed by artist carlos cruz-diez, is iconic for the venezuelan diaspora. often, it's one of the last things venezuelans see before boarding a flight to leave their homeland.

ACUÑA IS WEARING THE FLOOR OF THE CARACAS AIRPORT IN THE COLORS OF THE VENEZUELAN FLAG AS A COMPRESSION SLEEVE

Ronald Acuña Jr. >>>>>> everyone

there’s just nothing like high stakes baseball because there is no clock you cannot run the other team out of time you must get them out, there is simply no other option, and nothing matches that level of drama when the stakes are the highest

clayton kershaw's last act on a baseball field was to get a silver medal with a rainbow ribbon draped around his neck

Ronnie won a championship he got to play in this time 😭😭🥹🥹 cannot wait for the energy he is about to bring to Atlanta this season

V IS FOR VENEZUELAAAA

PUT A BANNER AT COORS FIELD, THIS IS THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THEY’RE GETTING

I LOVE BASEBALL

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

going from espresso home runs to raw milk ones is so 🥴

re: The Oscars I am seeing a lot of people worked up over the tensions between art, commerce, and ideology. Fortunately I think we're going to solve it today

The Oscars are stupid, but I am glad they went all in on two really idiosyncratic films that try to grapple with who we are today. That doesn’t always happen.

every millennial woman just activated like a sleeper agent at Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman starting to sing the Elephant Love Medley on the oscars

sinners best picture in my heart

everyone SHUT UP moulin rouge

I SCREAMED

Well deserved to be sure, but we’re almost to 100 years of the Academy Awards and still seeing firsts like this….

the performances of golden will continue until morale improves

My life savings depends on Sean Penn eventually showing up and putting out a cigarette on Grogu

okay they are rude as shit for using the princess bride music to underscore the in memoriam segment 😭

sean penn winning over delroy lindo.....I will become the joker

I didn't even know tied wins were allowed at the oscars

fellas, is it gay to put the souls of you, your bestie of indeterminate gender, and your fursona into a magic statue

Éowyn drops her helmet. ‘No living man am I! Begone, if you be not deathless! I will smite you, if you touch him.’ The Nazgûl Lord spurs his mount upon her; she cleaves its neck. He rises to face her himself. His mace smashes her shield and breaks her arm. She falls to her knees.

I love Ronald Acuna Jr so much.

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