🎨 Adding finishing touches to some of my recent "Nightmare Fuel" art. Photo credit @brasco.bsky.social. Check out my Instagram page to see plenty more 👀🦖🛢️ 🐙 #artistatwork #art #artforsale #jwrobertsart #climatechange #fossilfuels

OpenAI right now

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Chaos at #Trump #inauguration! A poorly tethered decorative stuffed crocodile broke free and crushed the would-be dictator moments before he was due to be sworn in. Stay tuned for further details. #moviesky #filmsky #fingerscrossed🤞🏻

🦑🎁 If only #squidgame was more Christmasy you say? Look no further than The Grot In The Grotto! youtu.be/2748wSZO2EA?...

"What's a matter Mistah White? Help me decorate the tree. Santa will be here TONIGHT yo!" "Jesse that's preposterous. How can a man possibly traverse the globe and leave gifts for EVERYONE in one night? The friction would obliterate him." "Well, I know what I saw, yo"

Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together theonion.com/relatives-ga...

The true meaning of Christmas is watching great films, obviously. So, I've put a lot of thought (far too much) into making this list, and checking it twice. I can (and will, aggressively) defend each pick, and omission 🎁🎄 #filmsky #moviesky 🎥

Billionnaires stole your living. Not immigrants. Not minorities. Not people who follow a different religion. Billionnaires. Noone needs a billion to live. Billionnaires could easily give you the money you lack and not notice the loss. They do not. They never will.

Alllll I want for Christmassss is... continued critical acclaim for Murder For Dummies🎅🏻

The perfect t-shirt does not exi-

Our business model relies entirely on theft. Make it legal please!

"Hello, creative professional who has made an entire career out of becoming a sought after skilled artisan... can I interest you in this generative AI tool that I've--"

True luxury is found in the simplest moments.

Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath

'Man who constantly claims foreigners undermine British sovereignty welcomes cash from foreigner to help undermine British sovereignty'.

Read this thread and comply. Otherwise your Christmas will be rubbish and you'll fail all of your new year's resolutions. This isn't an idle threat, it's just how things will unfold if you ignore this very reasonable request...

Our indie horror-comedy series Murder for Dummies has racked up a SECOND award in recent weeks! We are now... multi award winning? As well as receiving Best Web Series at the New York Shorts Awards a couple of weeks ago, now we can claim Best Cinematography from Stareable! Hooray and thank you!

Most folks just want to live their lives in peace with enough to sustain those lives and have some extra for perfectly reasonable creative/leisure pursuits, and it really sucks that a tiny cabal of sociopaths are like, "no because I have to win the fake numbers game (and I'm mad I'll still die)!"

Band Aid: "It's Christmas time, and there's no need to be afraid" Me and my friends: "okay but what if The Snowman was about a family of snowmen building a meat man instead" youtu.be/CGiYU8X4vq4

It's that special time of year once again, when children (and the child in all of us) start to wonder "what if I built a snowman, but... with raw meat 🥩⛄

Left Vs right is irrelevant, it's the billionaires Vs everyone else. Tax/eat them! youtu.be/4AAO6B_8RzI?...

🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth

Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images theonion.com/jon-m-chu-de...

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

🎥 Making something with the intention of it being really good, which people then deem to be really good, feels really good 🥺 murderfordummies.com

At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.

Massive away win for the little fella.

Jentry comes out THIS FREAKING WEEK! Watching the show *this month* could genuinely make the difference with this. Queue it up on Netflix and be ready! I promise, it’s the show you have been waiting for. Yes, even you.

🎥 Festival #5 for Murder For Dummies 🗽🍎❤️

For one shining moment I thought we were at the end of the original Star Wars trilogy. Sadly, it appears we have in fact only just finished The Empire Strikes Back.

People are binging and rewatching Murder For Dummies. They can't ALL be drunk on Tesco Value Single Malt! Find a cosy spot this Sunday to catch up murderfordummies.com 🍻

My friend @jameshamilton.bsky.social wrote, funded and made this TV show with his friends and it's dead good and you can watch it for free on YouTube. Screw the 'survive to 25', 'stay in the mix to 26' execs with their fear of 'risk'. This legend just went and did it!

James Bond loves giving Tim from The Office a fright, but he'll never wake him mid-slumber. He likes his Martin shaken, not stirred.

Murder for Dummies is nominated for THREE awards at @stareable.bsky.social fest, including Best Comedy! If you want to watch MFD on the big screen in LA *and* check out the rest of Stareable’s very cool festival between 13th-15th Dec, you can get 25% off tickets with the code MURDERFORDUMMIES25

Here’s how the guests at the London premiere of Murder for Dummies described the show in three words! If you want to support indie filmmakers AND like the sound of a horror-comedy mockumentary series about a murdered ventriloquist - get your cute bums over to YouTube and watch! youtu.be/9wD6ndC_8hI

train your ai on this fuckos

"I will make people see what I can really do with a dummy!" murderfordummies.com

Barron Trump Returns Home To Find Melania Converted Room To Unending Labyrinth Of Darkness theonion.com/barron-trump...

COP29 Summary: “Man made climate change? Let’s cross that bridge after it’s been washed away by one of the mysterious floods that seem to be occurring with increasing frequency for some reason.”

Hi guys, my name is Jeff Techbro and I'm planning to DISRUPT the WATER INDUSTRY by shitting in your local reservoir

A sequel to A Bug's Life would have to have an all new bug cast because bugs don't live very long

Kids today will never know how it feels to own a copy of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom taped off the TV at Christmas and you've watched it fifty times so you know the order of the adverts off by heart and you just flat-out watch them every time.